Best Futurama lines?

One of my favs was from the episode Spanish Fry : 'I'm a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think!'.

Best Futurama lines?

All of them.

-Wendy

Paul Hyett wrote:

Just one, off the cuff: "The easy part was getting the brain out. The hard part was getting the brain out!"

Oh You....

George in Las Vegas

"I'm already in my pajamas." - Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth, Space Pilot 3000 and The Series Has Landed

(Originally supposed to become his catchphrase)

"Good news, everyone!" - Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth, catchphrase

"Bite my shiny metal ass!" - Bender Bending Rodreguiez, catchphrase

"Nixon's baack!" - Earth President Richard M. Nixon, A Head in the Polls

"Well, we're boned!"

Cheers!

Xcalibur

"So long, jerkwads!"

"Now remember, Kif, the quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in."

Zoidberg - "Is it love when you care about a female for reasons beyond mating?" Fry - "Nope, must be some weird alien emotion."

"Marmalade" Scruffy the janitor. Parasites lost.

A few other exchange with Scruffy have been running through my head lately; particulary the "I've never seen you neither " one whos episode I can't recall.

George in Las Vegas

"Paul Hyett" wrote in message news:[email]...

Fry, when asked whether he's heard of a certain thing: "Um, ... I've /not/ heard of it....". (It's all in the delivery.)

Fry, when he thinks he's a robot, saying "ye" instead of "you".

Leela, when Bender is sad about a turtle: "But Bender, turtles aren't you. Why do you care?"

Favorite opening credits joke: "You can't prove it won't happen."

"great_awesome" wrote in message news:h83cji$kgr$[email]...

I think my favourite opening credits joke was: "Painstakingly drawn in front of a live studio audience".

Rhino wrote:

Leela: "Professor! Please! Society is never gonna make any progress until we all learn to pretend to like each other."

True in a sad way.

Cheers, Lothar

Am 07.09.2009 18:32, schrieb great_awesome:

zoidberg: how do i look? bender: like whale barf. zoidberg: then the illusion is complete.

Bender: I was God once. God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.

Am 14.01.2010 21:22, schrieb Sven:

bite my shiny metal ass!

I'm going to build my own themepark! With Black Jack! and Hookers

Bite my glorious golden ass!