best Bender line

In news:bco7b5$pn7$[email], Peter Morris went on and on about:

"I love stealing... I like taking things" Classic.

Wasn't it "... I like picking things"???

My personal best (because it's close to my heart :> ):

"Let's just pray I have the energy to get myself another beer" :)

as you can see in my sig :)

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Hmm. Could have been. I'll have to check. I think I prefer my version ;)

:)

I forget the ep, but...

<Bender looking in on a couple through a window> "Hey, get a room!"

<reply> "We are in a room!"

<Bender> "Well, lose some weight!"

Qlways cracks me up. I live for the day I can use it in real life...

-Tim

On 05 Jul 2003 23:14:54 GMT, [email] (HuckTim) wrote:

"Put a sock in it, fleshwad"

No, I am quite sure it was "taking things"

You're right. It is "taking things"

"Wohoo, we live to suck another day!"

I love in the episode 'War is a H-Word' when Bender replies to Zapp:

Zapp: We know nothing about their language or what they look like. But we can assume this: they stand for everything we don't stand for. Plus they said you look like dorks.

Bender: They look like dorks!!

On or about Mon, 7 Jul 2003 22:18:07 +1000, Tetsuwan Atom made the sensational claim that:

I wonder if any officers used that line in the recent unpleasentness in Iraq.

In news: beboe0$h5s$[email], someone let Tetsuwan Atom loose on on a computer... and the unfortunate result was:

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Hmm. Now who does that remind me of in real life?

Bender: Aren't you forgetting our 5% military discount?

Storeguy: Sorry, that's only for people in the military.

Bender: What! This is the worst kind of discrimination! The kind against me!

I can think of two quotes.

From the episode 30% Iron Chef;

Hobo: Welcome to bum Base Alpha, the largest hobo camp in the quadrant.

Bender: I've seen larger. Oh wait, I was thinking of Eugene, Oregon.

And the classic from Space Pilot 3000;

Bender: Bite my shinny metal ass!

ALV

That's one of my favorites.

Roger (in Eugene OR)

I guess Matt Groening must have visited our town of Eugene when he grew up in Portland.

ALV

Well, Eugene *is* right next to a famous town isn't it?

Roger

Andrew Venor writes:

I've heard lots of people claim that Springfield, Oregon, Eugene's neighboring city, was the inspiration for the Simpsons' hometown of Springfield (which I guess would make Eugene Shelbyville) but I seriously doubt that was Groening's intent.

I did have a friend who used to live in Eugene write me after "30% Iron Chef" aired asking me if things had really gone downhill here since he left if they were making jokes about it in _Futurama_.

Oh, and on topic for the thread, one of my favorite Bender lines:

Bender (asleep and muttering in a dream): "Kill all humans . . . Kill all humans . . . "

Fry: "Bender! Bender! Wake up!"

Bender (wakes up): "I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it."

On 18 Jun 2003 20:10:46 -0700, Steve VanDevender wrote:

And of course, the follow up...

"Kill all humans... Kill all humans... Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?"

anyone seen band of brothers. in the seconf episode they take an german POW he is from eugene oregon

Yep. Its gonna be fun on a bun. You know, Fry, of all the Friends i've had, you're the first.

"OK, but I don't want anyone thinking we're robosexuals."

Actually, that whole bit was funny:

Bender: You really want a robot for a friend? Fry: Yeah ever since I was six. Bender: Well, ok but I don't want people thinking we're robosexuals, so if anyone asks you're my debugger.

On Tue, 17 Jun 2003 23:13:44 +0000 (UTC), Peter Morris typed:

Paraphrasing...

"Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer 'extortion'; it sounds classier."

"The X makes it sound cool." IIRC.

My favorite Bender line isn't technically a line. It's in the episode where Fry and Bender commit mutiny and lock Leela in the laundry room. As Fry and Bender exit Bender says something like "One day, we'll all look back on this and laugh." Then he lets out the most evil, raspy, well I guess the only word for it is "Bender-like" laugh you've ever heard. Absolutely killer.

Does the bee-dancing scene count?

My favorite line is in "Bendless Love", right after we see bender being built:

Amy: "You remember your own birth?" Bender: "Sure, it was only four years ago." Fry: "You're only four years old?" Bender: "Precocious little scamp, ain't I?"(leans back while smoking a big cigar)

On Wed, 18 Jun 2003 21:44:54 -0400, "Will Humber" wrote:

Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?

B-E-N-D-E-R..Bennnnder! B-E-N-D-E-R..Bennnnder!! repeat ad nauseum

Froggie went a-courtin' and he did ride, uh-huh, uh-huh. Well, Froggie went a-courtin' and he did ride, blah blah blah some Bender is great, Froggie went a-courtin' and Bender is great, uh-huh.

"ben w" wrote in message news:[email]...

Fry crack corn and I don't care Leela crack corn, I still don't care Bender crack corn and he is great! Take that you stupid corn!

How about Bender stuck to the queen bee's stinger just as the bee tries to stab the ship...

"I'm baby, baby!"

I like when he took a nap in the torpedo tube. First he tosses out the torpedo:

"Come back when I've had some sleep ... baby."

I mean...

"I'm back, baby!"

++++

yep, that's probably mine, too.

F

"Antiquing"

from "War is the H-word"

"It's the 21st century, but where are the flying cars. "There are no flying cars. "They promised us flying cars." Avery Brooks, IBM commercial

Fry: Where's the bathroom? Bender: The what room? Fry: The bathroom! Bender: The bath what? Fry: The bathroom! Bender: The what what?

I've always wondered -- does the closet have plumbing, then?

In alt.tv.futurama on Tue, 17 Jun 2003 at 23:13:44, Peter Morris wrote :

Bite my red hot glowing ass. RED HOT GLOWING ASS!?! [Heads for the sea]

"Paul Hyett" wrote in message news:[email]...

My favourite lines from Deep South: Bender: If I'm not going to catch a fish I might as well not catch a big fish. There. Like most of life's problems, this one can be solved with bending.

and (though not said by Bender):

Leela: Depth at forty five hundred feet, forty eight hundred, fifty hundred. Five thousand feet.

Professor Farnsworth: Dear Lord - that's over 150 atmospheres of pressure.

Fry: How many atmospheres can the ship withstand?

Professor Farnsworth: Well it's a space ship so I would say anywhere between zero and one.

Tom.

"Tom Orr" wrote ...

Hahaha!

A line that I've always enjoyed (not sure of the episode, but it might be one of the What If Machine episodes, or the one with the worms that invade Fry's body. In any case, Zoidberg either gets huge or tiny):

Farnsworth: What we need is a guinea pig.

[Scene change; guinea pig lying in the middle of the floor as Zoidberg passes]

Zoidberg: What? Two feedings in one week?

Another good Zoidberg line: "That stench! That heavenly stench!"

PGK

the guinea pig line comes from the anthology of intrest 1 (the what if episodes) series 2 episode 16 did you foreget the next line when a glass tube slides up to trap dr zoidberg he says the best line of all time. "friends help, a guinea pig tricked me"

"Pete Killigrew" wrote in message news:[email]...

hundred.

pressure.

between

On 7 Jul 2003 20:08:05 -0700, [email] (Pete Killigrew) wrote:

One of my favorites is at the end of the valentines episode. "and then a wonderful thing happened why not..."

I posted this last time, but it's still my favorite Zoidberg line:

"So Fry isn't perfect, but you don't want to wind up old and alone LIKE ZOIDBERG!!!: (sobs)

"Ahh, this is the greatest nanosecond of my life...no, this one is...no, this one. Wait..that one was slightly worse. So far so good on this one...."

On Fri, 25 Jul 2003 15:15:14 -0500, Anorak wrote:

The episode is The Deep South. It may be in a.b.m.futurama

Slor [email] wrote:

No it isnt, the episode is Anthology of Interest I, they make Zoidberg huge in order to fight Bender.

On 30 Jul 2003 21:31:09 GMT, [email] (The Digital Dragon) wrote:

Sorry.I was refering to this quote about atmosphere's.That is The Deep South.I just watched it to be sure.Dr Zoidberg becomes a home owner.

"Peter Morris" wrote in message news:bco7b5$pn7$[email]...

No, on second thoughts :

Zoidberg: They said i probably shouldn't be a surgeon Farnsworth: They poopooed my electric frankfurter Leela: They said I probably shouldn't fly with just one eye Bender: I am Bender please insert girder

A lot of poeple don't seem to like that episode. That one line in the song (with the build up it had) made that episode for me. I laughed for a long time after seeing/hearing that...

"Peter Morris" wrote in message news:...

Bender: Hey baby...wanna kill all humans?

(Hermes is about to jump to his death off the planet express building)

Bender: "Do a flip!"

Leela: Don't jump! You have so much to live for!

Bender: I get it, reverse psychology!

One of my favourite scenes, in reference to Bender:

"Number 10: Chump. Number 9: Chumpette. Number 8: Yours. Number 7: Up. Number 6: Pimp-mobile. Number 5: Bite. Number 4: My. Number 3: Shiny. Number 2: Daffodil. And Bender's number one most frequently uttered word - the word which if uttered will blow up this entire planet: Ass!"

On or about 14 Jul 2003 11:57:02 -0700, Eddellyn made the sensational claim that:

GASP! We don't have much time!