get the magnets off eBay

If you ever check the eBay auctions for Futurama you see nothing but magnets. It's enough to make Principal Skinner drool.

   Kent:    But there's already one big winner:  Our state school
            system, which gets fully half the profits from the
            library.
   Skinner: [talking with his teachers]
            Just think what we can buy with that money...
            History books that know how the Korean War came out.
            Math books that don't have that base six crap in them!
            And a state-of-the-art detention hall [holds up a scale
            model] where children are held in place with magnets.
   Teacher: [to no one in particular]  Magnets.  Always with the
            magnets...
8F17  -- ``Dog of Death''

Profits from the LOTTERY.

But keep in mind that the book will not help you win the lottery, but is rather a chilling tale of conformity gone mad.

Tony Garossino wrote:

<Fire place flares as book is flung onto it>