Worst episodes....

Feb 14, 2003, 6:37 PM ET28 posts by 18 posters
28 posts
ZoeWebber

What are some of the worst episodes of Futurama?

Mine are:

The one Bender falls in love with the PE Ship. The one where Leela gets Court Martialed. How Hermes Resitioned His Groove Back. A Clone of My Own. The one where Cubert and Hermes' son have a paper route.

Forgive me that I didn't know any of the titles.....

Z.W.
PetrazickisZoeWebber

Love and Rocket. You are wrong.

Brannigan, Begin Again. You are right.

You are iffy.

You are wrong.

The Route of All Evil. You are right.

You are forgiven.:)

Leons Petrazickis import java.lang.disclaimer;

Jason SaslowPetrazickis

I don't follow. How is he right or wrong? You're "grading" his opinion with yours...

Please note: You can contact me directly by sending e-mail to [email], but you must put "[newsgroup-reply]" in the subject line or it will automatically be deleted.
Matthew MillerJason Saslow

(You're taking him too seriously. By "you are wrong", he means "In my very humble and respectful opinion, I beg to differ with the proposition you have put forth, good sir.")

Matthew Miller [email] <http://www.mattdm.org/> Boston University Linux ------> <http://linux.bu.edu/>
Jason SaslowMatthew Miller

Ah, completely my mistake :o)

Please note: You can contact me directly by sending e-mail to [email], but you must put "[newsgroup-reply]" in the subject line or it will automatically be deleted.
PetrazickisJason Saslow

Understandable, my friend, completely understandable.:)

Leons Petrazickis import java.lang.disclaimer;

U. M. ZaporetsPetrazickis

"Petrazickis" o)

Hey Saslow! Seems to me like he just called you an 'asshole'! You gonna just sit there and take that?

ShiboruguZoeWebber

leelas homeworld jurassic bark and the one that everyone likes

Sgt. Shib the werewolf

Chris®ZoeWebber

How can any Bender-centric episode make anyone's worst eppy list?

"France has neither winter, nor summer, nor morals. France is miserable because it is filled with Frenchmen, and Frenchmen are miserable because they live in France" - Mark Twain

UnderdunkTChris®

I don't think any episodes are truly bad, but "Pharoah to Remember" was a bit iffy. Bender was overly mean (even for him) at points, and in general just didn't seem quite up to par. Still enjoyed it to some degree, though.

Paul MatthewsUnderdunkT

Taste- well it's a funny thing, I really liked the Hermes / Groove epi - some great lines: Hermes (on top of the PE Building) "I'm going to jump" Bender "Do a flip"

One of my least fav is the one with the anchovies and Mom - perhaps it's that I just don't like Mom - she is twisted and evil.

Paul

James Q. MorrisseyPaul Matthews

I'm sorry, but that episode gets its way into my heart FOREVER with what is possibly amongst the ten funniest things i have ever heard in my life:

some guy, igner/walter/whatever: my GOD . . . this mister Fry must be a mastermind of the highest order! (switch to fry in his underwear watching Sanford and Son in the dark) some character on sanford and son: Eeey, Esta, you UGLY! fry: (laughs, whilst resting can of beer on priceless anchovies)

Hmm. Doesn't look so funny there as it's more of a visual joke, but come on, even you who hates that episode must realise that's hilarious?

JQM

Tan CoulUnderdunkT

"Route of all Evil" is the only ep I've not really liked in the entire run, which is quite a compliment to the show

www.oscartelos.co.uk The best Chester Zoo photo website ever made by a cat (probably.) Now totally ad-free :-)
Legion1979Tan Coul

Yeah, Route of all Evil was kinda bland, and 30% Iron Chef isnt a fav or mine either.

Are Birdbot of Icecatraz and Taste of Freedom good episodes? I havent seem em yet.

Rev. Bleech_Tan Coul

On Sat, 15 Feb 2003 15:10:33 +0000, Tan Coul spewed forth:

Oh come on, 'The Honking' and 'That's Lobstertainment' were almost 100% worthless.

BleechWorld : Too Fly to Die - http://bleechworld.cjb.net To e-mail me, nevermind the BOLLOCKS | Yar. FOAD. "It's spankin' season and I have a hankerin' for some spankerin' !!" Floyd Code : v1.2a r FU 0/0/r FD 0- 0 Animals/WYWH 46 355 28.3% <23jan03>
Richard BensamRev. Bleech_

On Sat, 15 Feb 2003 15:30:25 -0500, Rev. Bleech_ wrote (in message ):

Has everyone in this group managed to block out all memory of "Mars University"? Sweet Zombie Jesus, please tell me how you all managed it! I could use the help!

RAB

ShiboruguRichard Bensam

"Richard Bensam" wrote in message news:[email]...

I

I drink like a kennedy.

Sgt. Shib the werewolf

Rev. Bleech_Richard Bensam

On Sun, 16 Feb 2003 00:30:22 GMT, Richard Bensam spewed forth:

Sorry, no, I didn't block it out. I HAVE A WEAKNESS FOR MONKEYS WEARING PEOPLE CLOTHES, OKAY ?!?!?!

BleechWorld : Too Fly to Die - http://bleechworld.cjb.net To e-mail me, nevermind the BOLLOCKS | Yar. FOAD. "Hey you! How about lending me your clothes? No dice? What a drag!" Floyd Code : v1.2a r FU 0/0/r FD 0- 0 Animals/WYWH 46 355 28.3% <23jan03>
Richard BensamRev. Bleech_

On Sat, 15 Feb 2003 21:02:25 -0500, Rev. Bleech_ wrote (in message ):

Hey brother, I'm all about the primates wearing people clothes and talking! I watched every episode of Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp when they were originally broadcast...and I watched every episode of The Chimp Channel too. I've watched the original Planet of the Apes movies so many times they have worn grooves in my retinas. Love the "Dial M for Monkey" cartoons, especially the one where he meets Simyon, who talks strangely like Chalton Heston. When I'm alone, I even talk to myself in a Mojo Jojo voice. Are you scared yet?

Maybe what bothered me about "Mars University" was not enough talking superintelligent monkey, and way way way too much Animal House.

P.S.: on an unrelated note, I do think we're all morally obliged to use the phrase "Sweet Zombie Jesus" as often as possible.

RAB

Jason SaslowRichard Bensam

Sweet Zombie Jesus!!

Please note: You can contact me directly by sending e-mail to [email], but you must put "[newsgroup-reply]" in the subject line or it will automatically be deleted.
Rev. Bleech_Richard Bensam

On Sun, 16 Feb 2003 19:48:18 GMT, Richard Bensam spewed forth:

Not really. I once had this conversation with a friend, a ferocious hockey fan :

"Dude, I just bought 'Most Valuable Primate'" "....why on earth would you buy such ridiculous straight to video bilge ?!?!?" "Well, 1. It has a monkey in people clothes, 2. The monkey is doing people things, and 3. The monkey is playing hockey"

You know it goes against everything I stand for, but try as I might I just can't argue with that logic.

Just avoid "Sweet Zombie Mohammed" if you don't want rocks thrown at you

BleechWorld : Too Fly to Die - http://bleechworld.cjb.net To e-mail me, nevermind the BOLLOCKS | Yar. FOAD. Boys from the city. Not yet caught by the whirlwind of Progress. Feed soda pop to the thirsty pigs. Floyd Code : v1.2a r FU 0/0/r FD 0- 0 Animals/WYWH 46 355 28.3% <23jan03>
Tan CoulRev. Bleech_

On Sat, 15 Feb 2003 20:30:25 GMT, Rev. Bleech_ wrote:

Nope, love them both to itty bitty pieces :-) (and while I understand I may be in a minority, I can add that I know of at least two people whose first Futurama ep was The Honking, and who both became fans based on that ep.)

www.oscartelos.co.uk The best Chester Zoo photo website ever made by a cat (probably.) Now totally ad-free :-)
FlameBoyTan Coul

"Tan Coul" wrote in message news:[email]...

I've only seen it once (roll on my birthday, I need that season 2 dvd), but I have very good memories of The Honking.

PetrazickisUnderdunkT

Actually, a "Pharaoh to Remember" is on my top list. The bit where they were heading towards a planet that would have passed for Earth on a bad show despite being totally unlike it geographically and then pointing it out was brilliant.:)

Leons Petrazickis Sweet Zombie Muhammad!

UnderdunkTPetrazickis

<< Actually, a "Pharaoh to Remember" is on my top list. The bit where they were heading towards a planet that would have passed for Earth on a bad show despite being totally unlike it geographically and then pointing it out was brilliant.:) >><BR><BR>

Well, to each his own I guess. I still basically like it, I just didn't like it as much as most episodes (I find that to be true of Bender episodes in general). And to be fair, I haven't seen it since it aired.

Eric J. RoodeZoeWebber

[email] (ZoeWebber) wrote in news:20030214183757.04858.00000348 @mb-ce.aol.com:

I really have to disagree with you here. The 2001: A Space Oddyssey references crack me up every time. Plus... Sigourney Weaver. Mrowl!

:-)
Eric
BenderZoeWebber

In my very humble and respectful opinion, I beg to differ with the propositions you all have put forth, good sirs. There are no bad episodes! :p

Luxury YachtBender

True. I think when we look back at some of the weaker plots, we forget that the episode was still funny and well-written.

Try it out -- take the episode you think is the worst and watch it again. I bet it'll be a lot funnier than you thought.

-- L.Y.