Please put on more ridiculous sports where men have territorial wars to take the carcass of a dead animal from one end of the field to another. We also enjoy it when this coincides with men hitting a ball with a stick followed by running around in a circle. Oh, and let's not forget the Japanese-style game shows where average American morons are tortured with promise of cash and prizes, and remember to set your morals high by putting a show featuring several promiscuous adults aboard a ship in a prime time slot in the age of AIDS, and make sure it's on in a family-oriented time slot on a family-oriented night. That way, you'll be sure to get plenty of letters praising your programming ability. Because, you see, we really don't enjoy watching quality animation. We love it when TV Guide can tell us one thing and your network shows us another. We aren't "hip" to the idea of a guy running around in blue tights on a Thursday night. Just assume, as always, that we are the mindless drooling sheep that you envision us to be, and keep putting on the same lackluster programming. Thank you so much FOX!
DJ MaNiAk
Put on ya leather pants/and do the isolation dance/like some stupid-ass Goth kid that didn't stand a chance against me
The Four Horsemen: Kicking the shit out of people with baseball bats and tire irons in parking lots since 1985.