Battle of the Kung-fu babes

Leela Vs Miss Piggy. Who'd win?

"Peter Morris" wrote in message news:bf2gr6$9ko$[email]...

Leela. Miss Piggy would be like 1000 years old.

1,000-year-old pork could well cause a good dose of salmonella.

Graham

"Graham" wrote in message news:[email]...

Yeah, but it'd be 1000 year old salmonella :)

"Duff Man" wrote in message news:[email]...

Assume time travel.

"Peter Morris" wrote in message news:bf4kec$hdi$[email]...

Come on. Leela has both speed and reach above and beyond Miss. Piggy.

That's like asking who would win between Jackie Chan and Wee Man. (now there's something I'd like to see.....)

"Michael Zaite" wrote in message news:93lRa.2701$[email]...

Yes, but that doesn't take into account the effect of Leela's lack of depth perception. One would assume that this would be detrimental to her ability to hit her opponent. Still, my money would be on Leela, since Miss Piggy is not a spaceship captain/pilot, and (at least in movies and TV shows) space crews are always trained in martial arts.

"Quadro" wrote in message news:bf4ngh$b4805$[email]...

depth

ability

is

Yes she was. Have you forgoton Pigs In Space?

So's Piggy.

"Peter Morris" wrote in message news:bf50r1$aq9$[email]...

Piggy

No Miss Piggy was an actress on the Muppett Show which featured a skit entitled "Pigs In Space" They were not infact in space and dear god WHAT THE HELL AM I SAYING!!!!!

"Peter Morris" wrote in message news:bf50r1$aq9$[email]...

Piggy

Yes I have... You're right, but it still isn't her primary job, (even though it wasn't Leela's job until the year 3000) so... I would still say Leela because she has knowledge of any new fighting techniques that may be developed between now and 3000.

"Quadro" wrote in message news:bf77h2$c4nro$[email]...

though

OK. This is my dumbest post ever.

Miss Piggy remembers all of the old fighting techniques that were forgotten between now and 3000.

Quadro wrote:

How quickly you forget....

Miss Piggy was first mate on the Swinepork. She had that job from 1977 to 2001. That would seem to be more outer space experience than what we've seen from Leela.

And for that matter, her primary duty seemed to be either intimidating others or beating the crap out of them. Leela did this often, yes, but she frequency eschewed violence and performed peaceful acts as well. Miss P. doesn't hold back like that.

But, in truth, they wouldn't likely fight for long anyway. They'd probably sort out their differences and then attack the closest male chauvinist ... human that they can find (that likely being a certain recently repromoted Fleet Admiral Branigan).

Farnsworth and Bunsen would compare notes.

-JC

Peter Morris ([email]) wrote:

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Thats the first time i've ever seen an impossible shape rendered with a keyboard. Cool.