fry sucks part2

Jul 7, 199941 posts by 14 postersalt.tv.futurama
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fry is an ugly immature 25 year old that acts like he's 11. He hardley cusses and isn't that funny.He is gay and probably smells like poop and from where we see him he has no body hair. He dresses like it's 1958.He plays around like he's 9. Fry is so stupid

fry is an ugly immature 25 year old that acts like he's 11. He hardley cusses and isn't that funny.He is gay and probably smells like poop and from where we see him he has no body hair. He dresses like it's 1958.He plays around like he's 9. Fry is so stupid

PLOINK! Kevin Nelander
grosseJim Pearsonalt.tv.futurama

No, I was much more coherent at 12.

Jim Pearson wrote in message news:[email]...

like

Rick Carlsongrossealt.tv.futurama

Well, that was you, me, and a handful of others. I remember my classmates at 12... and they were much less eloquent. (I won't even mention the atrocious grammar and spelling errors.)

grosse wrote in message ...

hardley

around

Jim Pearsongrossealt.tv.futurama

In article , "grosse" wrote:

Good point. What was I thinking? I stand corrected.

Well... looks like I should institute my @aol.com filter for this group, too...[1]

Jim

[1] ...ploink... Sorry. Couldn't help myself.

With the exception of Scott Adams (creator of Dilbert), you're generally safe with the America Off-Line filter.

Jim Pearson wrote in message ...

In article , "Rick Carlson" wrote:

Not quite the bite I was looking for, but it was a nibble. Tossed back for being out of season.

The sadder thing is that @my-deja and remarq are making aol posts look nobel-eligible. Remember when .edu was the mark of shame? Then @aol came along and made -them- look good...

The cycle continues.

Jim [email]

Let's hear it for web-tv! <shudder>

David Ziebart http://theforce.net - "The pinnacle of all Star Wars sites. And the humor section is extremely funny." -ZDNet

In article , David Ziebart wrote:

I'm quite ashamed of myself for leaving that out... it hit me just moments after I posted.

Shall we move to a discussion of "proper" newsreaders / habits?

Nah. Screw the whole thing.

Jim [email]
CountVJim Pearsonalt.tv.futurama

[email] (Jim Pearson) wrote:

One word; WebTV (or is that _two_ words?)

Only WebTV folk send Usenet posts with _music_ files attached to each and everyone.

CountV

"All the Yes album covers are Brasky family snapshots"

On Sun, 11 Jul 1999 03:10:24 -0400, "CountV" wrote:

I came up with a slogan for WebTV, but they haven't decided to use it yet... WebTV: When AOL is just tooo damn good for you.

Lance

"Safe" like a book-burner.

Sunshine ~~~{~~~{~~@ I've never been frightened Of being enlightened But some people go too far -BNL

"Lady, YOU'RE AN IDIOT!" - Ed Robertson

Goddess of Unread Signatures

As a representive of the "People Who Have Brains But Somehow Still Use AOL" department, I beg to differ.

Becky (the only reason I tolerate AOL is cuz I have friends here)

[email] [email] "Eagles may fly, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." - Steven Wright

Well, I did say "generally", which implies a trend, but includes exceptions (plural). (smile) Also, many intelligent people use AOL because they are not COMPUTER literate, and don't really want to be. "Waste of time that would be better spent on research in the lab", etc.

GypsyJr512 wrote in message ...

Fascinating. We've gone straight from racial stereotyping and discrimination, to service provider stereotyping and discrimination.

Gosh, we really have come far as a society, eh?

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In article , [email] wrote:

Let's see, two possible responses:

  • "Exception that proves the rule." ?

2) Racial (and gender) stereotyping has proven to be groundless; the same cannot yet be said for ISP/OSP/Portal stereotyping.

; )
Jim [email]
grosseJim Pearsonalt.tv.futurama

It's really amazing how quickly threads get off-topic in this group.

Jim Pearson wrote in message news:[email]...

Jim Pearsongrossealt.tv.futurama

In article , "grosse" wrote:

a) _This_ group? Bwa-hahaha! There are better, but there are plenty -worse-!

b) Well... we -are- between seasons... gotta talk about something...

Jim [email]
grosseJim Pearsonalt.tv.futurama

Well, uhm, uh, howabout that Leela?

Jim Pearson wrote in message news:[email]...

plenty -worse-!

Jim Pearsongrossealt.tv.futurama

In article , "grosse" wrote:

What about Leela? Dig that eyeball, man! Gotta love a woman who could kick your ass, ya' know?

And let's not forget Amy..... ahhh, the appeal of money. ; )

[Topical comment:] I have to say, of all the shows on the air (that I can think of at this moment), Futurama has the highest number of characters I'd actually _like_ to know.

Most every other show I can think of has at least a few (if not entirely filled with) characters I wouldn't want to know in real life [1]... Futurama's characters are all at least engaging, interesting, and would be a valuable addition to my rolodex (errr, Pilot).

[/Topical comment]

Jim [email]

[1] e.g. "Friends." How much would you like to smack the sh*t out of each and every one of the women?

I agree. Though, I believe out of all the characters, Leela would be the one I would most like to ... 'get to know.' ;-)

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grosseJim Pearsonalt.tv.futurama

Yeah, that is something--if not for the ultra-cool y3k universe, I'd tune in just to see what the characters were up to, even if they suddenly started living in the PJs.

Jim Pearson wrote in message news:[email]...

CountVgrossealt.tv.futurama

"grosse" wrote:

Hello? This is Usenet.

CountV

"All the Yes album covers are Brasky family snapshots"
grosseCountValt.tv.futurama

Yeah, but it's an even quicker process than in ATS or whatnot. OT threads take the express lane.

CountV wrote in message news:7m9g5s$34j$[email]...

CountVgrossealt.tv.futurama

"grosse" wrote:

Hmm - this is much like any of my other NGs (and actually _more_ on-topic than Alt.Music.Yes).

CountV

"All the Yes album covers are Brasky family snapshots"

From: [email] (Jim Pearson) Date: Wed, 07 July 1999 08:35 PM EDT Message-id:

In article , "grosse" wrote:

Good point. What was I thinking? I stand corrected.

Well... looks like I should institute my @aol.com filter for this group, too...[1]

Now if someone would just come up with a non-AOL filter, so I could filter out all the old fart computer geeks who still think they own the internet.... Oh well, at least now I can filter out [email]. Buh-bye.

Now if someone would just come up with a non-AOL filter, so I could filter out all the old fart computer geeks who still think they own the internet.... Oh well, at least now I can filter out [email]. Buh-bye.

Add me to your "old fart computer geeks" list while you're at it. Thanks! Kevin Nelander

In article , [email] wrote:

*Sniffle* [eyes tearing up]

That's what "community" is all about, isn't it?

(And I do mean that quite sincerely)

Jim [email]

I've been a computer programmer for 18 years, but I just turned 34. So, do I qualify? (smile)

Kevin Nelander wrote in message ...

Sure Rick. You can bring the potato salad at the next cook-out. Kevin Nelander

Kevin Nelander wrote:

And if it's not too much trouble, me too.

Only been online for three years, but still..

CountV

"All the Yes album covers are Brasky family snapshots"

In article , [email] (Nikita Kruschev) wrote:

Oh, no! Whatever will I do?! If only you had caught the remainder of the thread, about @aol.com moving up the "pecking order," [1] then we could still be friends!

*sniffle*

Jim Old [2] Computer Fart [3] [email]

[1] If only because certain other domains keep pushing down the bottom of said hierarchy.

[2] I was going to argue, but, in this economy, it's probably true. Hell, I only have a few years left to take a company public or else become a has-been/never-was.

[3] OCF: Fair enough description of a senior consultant with > 4 email accounts, and a couple of domains of his own...

i take it back he's funny with some of the stuff he says.

Quote:As long as you don't make me smell Uranus. I just said he was stupid cuz he's 25 and cries when he gets hit.

grosseSPIFFY94alt.tv.futurama

This beats the Hell out of a Uranus joke:

"It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. Then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns, and also he got a racecar. Is any of this gettin' through to you?"

SPIFFY94 wrote in message news:[email]... > i take it back he's funny with some of the stuff he says. >
CountVgrossealt.tv.futurama

"grosse" wrote:

Quote o' the season!

BTW - I think Spiffy be troll-kin.

CountV

"All the Yes album covers are Brasky family snapshots"

[email] (SPIFFY94) writes:

Yaaay! Now we can be friends!

Ha ha! I remember that! That was funny, wasn't it?

No, I totally understand. Let's put that all behind us.

Yay! I'm so glad that we can start having good conversations with you now, SPIFFY94! The certainly help me appreciate the show more. What do you want to talk about next?

--brian

[email] (SPIFFY94) wrote:

SP> I just said he was stupid cuz he's 25 and SP> cries when he gets hit.

As I recall, they really had to beat the emperor out of him to get him to cry. That's not the same as just getting hit. Do you think you could take a beating like that one and not start to cry eventually?

Jeff "At least here you'll be treated with respect. Now strip naked and get up onto the Probulator." Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/

Let's find out.

Sunshine ~~~{~~~{~~@ I've never been frightened Of being enlightened But some people go too far -BNL

"Lady, YOU'RE AN IDIOT!" - Ed Robertson

Goddess of Unread Signatures

grosseJeffsteralt.tv.futurama

And it took somebody dieing to get him started--although that only lasted long enough for Fry to put on a little monologue about how wrong he was.

Jeffster wrote in message news:7m2in5$fgj$[email]...