Bender

For some reason, Bender reminds me of E.T.

Emetib67334 wrote:

Well they had similar catch phrases. E.T. Phone Ass/Bite My Shiny Metal Ass. That and they're both brown and can fly.

I'm sorry but I'm going to have to ask you to be a little more specific regarding your statement.

Maybe, because they're both goofy sci-fi beings....

Anywho, Bender reminds me of Homer Simpson reincarnated as an amoral robot. Maybe he was recycled from Homer's old beer cans?

DGH

Nah. Still floating in space with the giant ball of garbage.

On Tue, 19 Jun 2001 12:42:14 -0500, doug holverson wrote:

If robots are made of old beer cans, and beer cans are made of old robots; Which came first, the beer can or the robot?

--Larry

Larry F wrote:

Well let's see. We don't have robots. And what's this? A beer can. There you have it, Logic in action.

We have robots, I had Rosa and SM-10 experience with the Westinghouse Nuclear Support Division. Just think about it, I probably have more nuclear experience than the writers of the Simpsons and more robot experience than the writers of Futurama!

Anyway, I did see beer cans before I worked for Westinghouse....

DGH

On Tue, 19 Jun 2001 21:34:44 -0500, doug holverson wrote:

Well sure, way back now in the 21st century we have that kind of information. In the year 3000, when now is a distant memory, this will be a major philosophical question for robots.

--Larry

Zoidy wants balloon, zoidy wants balloon now!!

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There you

nuclear

than

On Wed, 20 Jun 2001 13:00:24 +0200, "Brat" wrote:

You just had one and you ate it.

--Larry

[email] (Emetib67334) wrote in message news:...

This would make a smidgeon of sense if you replace the word "Bender" with "Nibbler".

Bender is a smoking, drinking, wise-cracking robot. Bender is Homer Simpson/Archie Bunker/Ralph Kramden/Fred Flintstone, with Fry as the force that balances his crudity (rather than Marge/Edith/Alice/Wilma).

E.T. is an alien with big eyes, a long stalk for a neck, and eats Reese's Pieces. E.T. inspires feelings of love and loyalty in small children, and government types want to cut him into little pieces.

Nibbler is an alien with big eyes, a long stalk for an antenna, and craps dark matter. Nibbler inspires feelings of love and loyalty in one-eyed alien chicks, and robots want to flush him down the stool.

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Actually, I think it would have made more than a scoche of sense if he'd added "in 'the Birdbot of Ice-catraz'". Cuz that's where my brain immedietly went upon hearing Bender <--> E.T.

Does E.T. crap dark matter?

Not that I'm aware, but since you're the guy who started all this, why don't you clarify what you meant?

Emetib67334 wrote:

It meant I said Bender reminds me of E.T, someone said Nibbler should, he craps dark matter

Emetib67334 wrote in message ...

Only on usenet would a discussion lead to ET's poop....;)

"each pound of dark matter weighs over one hundred pounds"

ahahahaha

Mike