Okay, Let's imagine that the Professor is showing off his What If machine in a public demonstration. He picks you from the crowd to demonstrate how the machine works by asking it a question. You can ask the machine any question you want. What question do you ask the machine?
What If Machine
Mar 24, 2002, 12:24 AM ET22 posts by 14 postersalt.tv.futurama
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On or about Sun, 24 Mar 2002 05:24:20 GMT, Pocketwatch made the sensational claim that:
You know, I'd really have to think about it. I'd want to ask something which would generate more than a neat little vignette, it would be really cool if I could walk away with something like the Ultimate Answer To Life, the Universe, and Everything(tm).
but we allready know that...
Da42vid
----------------- "LooseChanj" wrote in message news:OCdn8.245712$[email]...
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LooseChanj wrote:
Professor: Is that all? Oh that's easy. The answer to that is... (are you sure you want to know?)
On Sun, 24 Mar 2002 22:50:38 GMT, Pocketwatch wrote:
hey jerks only god has the ultimate answer .. why don t ask what if i am god lol
In article , [email] says...
Easy, the answer is 42.
-< Moon >-
On or about Mon, 25 Mar 2002 09:53:11 +0100, Moon made the sensational claim that:
boy did the point of that *example* go whizzin' past y'alls heads without even being detected...
LooseChanj wrote:
Okay, it probably did. But I'm not sure if the What If machine could handle such a grand philosophical question such as What is the meaning of Life? You might crash the system with a question like that.
On Tue, 26 Mar 2002 03:57:45 GMT, Pocketwatch wrote:
and it wouldn t be a "what if question..." lol like fry heheh
What if.... I ruled the world? Heh heh heh! I'd be assassinated in a week.
Awesome thread, BTW.
i'm in an emotional turbulent mood at the moment, so i want to ask what if my gf and i had stayed together. i think the world would be very different, for me anyway.
gonna go watch the buggalo again.. at least kif & amy are happy.
Nex
On Sun, 24 Mar 2002 05:24:20 GMT, Pocketwatch wrote:
On Sun, 24 Mar 2002 17:10:28 +0800, [email] wrote:
i don t think so ... lol.... hey girls come and go.... and come and come and come... hehe
How will be look world for one million years Uzytkownik "Pocketwatch" napisal w wiadomosci news:[email]...
How about, "What if FOX wasn't run by a bunch of idiots, and they actually gave Futurama the support and marketing and timeslot that it deserved?" ;)
Kodos
"Pocketwatch" wrote in message news:[email]...
<< How about, "What if FOX wasn't run by a bunch of idiots, and they actually gave Futurama the support and marketing and timeslot that it deserved?" ;) >>
Ha ha! I second that emotion!
CUT TO: Satan eating a snow cone...
;-)
"Kodos" wrote in message news:ANln8.63974$[email]...
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What if Futurama was an image of the REAL future....
"Zeverken" wrote in message news:a7kvbi$1774l$[email]...
What do you mean, "what if"--isn't Futurama a documentary? :-)
On Sun, 24 Mar 2002 17:37:43 +0100, "Zeverken" wrote:
ahhh leela.... ahhh amy.... ahh zoidberg..hu?!?!?!?!?
Pocketwatch wrote:
What if I want stopped in the street and made to ask the what if machine this question?
On Sun, 24 Mar 2002 05:24:20 GMT, Pocketwatch wrote:
what if my internet connection works at 100 terabit.... what if i choose this education.. what if i say to this and this girl.. what if........
Pocketwatch wrote:
I'd mess around with various events in my life and see what things would change.