Capsule Draft: [2ACV04] Xmas Story

S02E08 Xmas StoryretroOct 12, 2001, 4:11 PM ET2 years later1 post by 1 poster
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Jym Dyer

=v= I've thrown together a draft of a capsule for [2ACV04], and HTMLized it to resemble the snpp.com capsules:

http://www.things.org/~jym/y3k/2ACV04.html

=v= I'm seeking additions, corrections, etc. Everything in [[[triple brackets]]] is suspect:

  o What was the opening cartoon?
  o Freeze-framers:  What did the signs on the buildings say?
                     What's that in the alien alphabet?
                     What was the fine print on the ledge sign?
Also, there aren't many quotes.  Mention your favorites!  Post
them here or email them to me.
    Yr. Obt. Svt.,
    <_Jym_>
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[2ACV04] Xmas Story
Xmas Story                              Written by David X. Cohen
                                        Directed by Peter Avanzino
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Production code: 2ACV04                   Original Airdate on FOX: 19/Dec/1999
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TV Guide synopsis:
    Fry discovers that feeling of good will and joy are not part
    of Christmas in Y3k, in fact Saint Nick isn't jolly at all
    -- he's a feared robot who torments all those dare to walk
    the streets on Christmas Eve.  John Goodman guest-voices as
    Santa.  Conan O'Brien also guest-voices, as himself.
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Opening theme promotion: Based On A True Story

Opening theme cartoon: [[[Something with a Christmas tree.]]]

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    ... Bender says the Y2K bug was "fixed 900 years ago," which
        would mean around the year 2100?  The year 2100 is in fact
        the next opportunity for two-digit years to present such a
        problem.  (Some call it the "Y2.1K bug.")
    ... Leela says that global warming happened ("but nuclear winter
        cancelled it out"), but in [1ACV08], Mayor Poopenmeyer called
        global warming a scientific fraud?
    ... Zoidberg's Cousin Zoidfarb sends him an Xmas card, even
        though he's presumably Jewish (or whatever it is Zoidberg's
        family is)?
    ... Leela's prom dress looks pretty normal for something pieced
        together out of carpet remnants (as we learn in [3ACV07])?
    ... Santa Claus was manufactured by the Friendly Robot Company,
        not Mom's Friendly Robot Company.  Does he predate a merger?
        Is this why he didn't show up for Mother's Day [2ACV14]?
    ... Bongo, the one-eared rabbit from Life in Hell, for sale
        in the pet store?

Joe Klemm: ... Tinny Tim has a crutch for a right arm?

... the "No Banana Peels" sign at the clockstower?

    ... at the end, the time on the clocktower was the same as
        the time in EST and PST?
Haynes Lee:
    ... clock at the end is in synch to the airing of the show
        (8:57 p.m.)?
John Plasket:
    ... Fry does not seem to know left from right as he attempts
        Zoidberg's apology dance?
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- Starring
   - Billy West (Fry, Dr. Zoidberg, Prof. Farnsworth)
   - Katey Sagal (Leela)
   - John DiMaggio (Bender)
   - Tress MacNeille (Linda)
- Guest Starring
   - Phil Lamarr (Hermes Conrad, Preacher)
   - Lauren Tom (Amy Wong)
- Special Guest Voices
    - John Goodman (Santa)
    - Conan O'Brien
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  + Late Night with Conan O'Brien
     - His band is led by Max Weinberg's head
  + A Charlie Brown Christmas
     - The skating children scene, and its background music
  + There was Jamaican bobsled team in the 1994 Olympics.
  + Star Trek: The Motion Picture
    - Computer error makes space probe destroy inferior life.  {hl}
  + Charles Dickens:  {hl}
    - Tinny Tim (from A Christmas Carol).
    - Asking for more food (from Oliver Twist).
  + Safety Last (1923), with Harold Lloyd
    - Fry hanging onto digital clock display.
  + "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town:"
    - Some dialogue, and the closing carol (which has
      changed quite a bit in the last 1000 years).
  + "Gift of the Magi", by O. Henry:
    - Selling hair to buy combs.
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- [1ACV03] Landlady
- [1ACV09] Preacher from the Church of Robotology.
- [2ACV01] Three-armed mutant in the sewer
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============================================================================== - Catskills Lodge: Children Under 90 Admitted Free - [[[Signs on buildings as they zoom past.]]] - Bender's Xmas Card: Merry Xmas Son #1729 - Leela's "Happy Memories" photo album: - Baby picture by an "Abandoned Property" sign - Sporting braces at the Orphanarium - Attending the Senior Prom without a date. - Sign at robot mission: Booze Saves - [[[Alien alphabet presumably sez closed for xmas.]]] - Sign on ledge: [[[???]]]. No Banana Peels

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Who sent Fry an Xmas card? {ddg}

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Phish Eggs:  This episode was truly great, it had dramatic
content
    that didn't turn to into painful sappiness (ala the pilot).
    Quite an accomplishment really, and one of the funniest Futurama
    episodes yet.  Of course the evil robotic Santa was the
    highlight.  (A)
John Plasket:  When a great television program does an Xmas special,
    I hope and pray that it doesn't suck.  "Xmas Story" joins the
    list of "non-sucking" Xmas episodes.  It has all the makings of
    a great Xmas special: loneliness, glee, giant robotic Santas ...
    the list just goes on.  And as far as Futurama episodes go,
    it was pretty damn good. (A+)
Eric Sansoni:  The usual laughs, emotion, and imagination, but not as
    much.  The evil Santa, who inspires some exciting, well-animated
    action scenes, is too broad a concept; after his one-sentence
    description there are no surprises.  The humor is mostly as good
    as ever (Fry on the digital clock, the bird, "I'm so hungry"),
    but sags in a latter-day Simpsons way when jokes repeat too often
    (nudism, "Xmas").  Things seem whittled down to a formula, with
    an unrelated intro, various Y3K cultural updates, some sentiment,
    an antisocial Bender side plot, and a climactic action scene.  All
    are good, but none stand out or successfully tie it all together.
    More emotion and less action would have made a better mix.  (B)
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A definitive date and time appear in this episode: 24-Dec-3000 and 08:57:08 (p.m., presumably Eastern time).

Newsradio

Eric Sansoni writes:  This episode features some flat-out uncanny
    parallels to the late, lamented NBC sitcom Newsradio:
    - Both were the 17th episodes to air of their respective
      series.
    - Both were the first Christmas-themed episodes of their
      respective series.
    - Both aired on December 19th (four years apart).
    - Both share the identical title "Xmas Story".
    - Both have plots involving a homicidal Santa Claus character.
    - Newsradio/Futurama writer/producer Lewis Morton wrote
      Newsradio's "Xmas Story".
Ray Kassinger adds:  And don't forget the famous nude Scrabble
    game between Matthew, Jimmy James and Bill in that NewsRadio
    episode (cut for syndication).
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At the Catskills Lodge, Conan O'Brien is telling jokes to the breakfast crowd, which includes Bender drinking a Bloody Mary.

The newscaster shows a shelter for homeless robots who can't even get the alcohol they need to function.

Linda: Is there anything sadder? Only drowning puppies, and there'd have to be a lot of them. -- Hard news, "Xmas Story"

Santa: I've checked my list. Fry: Well, check it twice. Santa: I perform over 6,000,000 checks per second. -- Even Katherine Harris can't stop this recount, "Xmas Story"

Fry: Please, let us live! We'll put out milk and cookies for you. Santa: You dare bribe Santa? I'm going to shove coal so far up your stocking you'll be coughing up diamonds!

Fry: I never thought it would end this way: gunned down by Santa Claus. Honestly, I didn't see it coming! -- He should have watched "When Santas Attack," "Xmas Story"

Santa: My God, Bender, framing an orphan! That's so naughty, I'll have to add it to my list right now. -- Not how he became known as "Honest Bender," "Xmas Story"

The clocktower reads 08:57:08, and fade out ...

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{ddg} Don Del Grande
{}    Jym Dyer
{rk}  Ray Kassinger
{jk}  Joe Klemm
{hl}  Haynes Lee
{jp}  John Plasket
{es}  Eric Sansoni