Danger Dave for Galactic President

Tired of keeping up with local politics? Are you looking for adventure, madness, mayhem, and generally blowing the snot (excuse the metaphor) out of slimy aliens? Vote for Danger Dave, Galactic Hero.

*** the fine print... By reading this message, you are obligated to fulfill Dave's Destiny by voting for him, multiple times if possible. Otherwise, we (The Xambini Family, your regional Galactic Mafia representatives) will be forced to hunt you down and vote your conscience for you. We thank you in advance for your support and generous campaign contributions.

Sincerely,

Xiggy Xambini Unauthorized official representative for Danger Dave.

What about those of us who don't have consciences? Are you hiring?

You should join the rival MOB (Many Old Bastards) rivals -- the Curlyornery family.

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I take it your family also cleans hockey rinks.

You're thinking of Zamboni. You probably just invited yourself to wake up with a severed head in bed with you. (The Corleonis use horses. The Zambonis, IIRC, use salmon. Ghod nose what something called a Xambini is going to leave you sleeping with, but I don't think a condom will help).

The Xambini family is a local (in galactic terms) crime family in my book, "The Adventures of Danger Dave." Specifically, Xiggy Xambini is a thorn in Dave's side, and vice-versa, but in a co-dependent relationship. It's a madcap comedic romp through the galaxy, coming soon* (also in galactic terms) to a bookstore near you.

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