Using the Universe A, Universe 1 nomenclature:
Conventional Leela Leela 1 wears a diamond-studded scrunchie (cf. green racing stripe). Winner: Leela A (Eveela)
Idiotic Fry Fry 1 seems to have figured out that Leela 1 had been rebuffing him with lies while Fry A only concludes now--with help--that Leela A didn't really have to go to see that ghost after all. Winner: Fry A
Materialistic Bender Bender 1 is satisfied with mere leprechaun gold, while Bender A raises the bar with his pirate treasure. (Also, Cowboy Bender was satisfied with lording a simple cowboy hat over Bender A.) Winner: Bender A
Addled Professor Professor 1 performed brain surgery on himself and now keeps outdated coelacanths. Professor A keeps mod great whites and prudently fiddles with their fascist asses (metaphorically). Winner: Professor 1
Shallow Amy Amy A thinks that hairspray might have a slight chance of saving everyone (granted, the possibility was never investigated). Winner: Amy A
Obsequious Zoidberg Zoidberg A accepts Zoidberg 1's kingship and sucks on his mansionless blue lobster toes. Winner: Zoidberg A
Efficient Hermes Hermes 1 only mentions his Montego Mama to hammer home the point that what must be done, must be done right and by oneself often. Hermes A does likewise but blesses his mother's zombie bones extraneously. Winner: Hermes 1
--Punkass Crab