Rating the parallel cast members

Jun 9, 2003, 5:22 AM ET1 post by 1 posteralt.tv.futurama
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Using the Universe A, Universe 1 nomenclature:

Conventional Leela Leela 1 wears a diamond-studded scrunchie (cf. green racing stripe). Winner: Leela A (Eveela)

Idiotic Fry Fry 1 seems to have figured out that Leela 1 had been rebuffing him with lies while Fry A only concludes now--with help--that Leela A didn't really have to go to see that ghost after all. Winner: Fry A

Materialistic Bender Bender 1 is satisfied with mere leprechaun gold, while Bender A raises the bar with his pirate treasure. (Also, Cowboy Bender was satisfied with lording a simple cowboy hat over Bender A.) Winner: Bender A

Addled Professor Professor 1 performed brain surgery on himself and now keeps outdated coelacanths. Professor A keeps mod great whites and prudently fiddles with their fascist asses (metaphorically). Winner: Professor 1

Shallow Amy Amy A thinks that hairspray might have a slight chance of saving everyone (granted, the possibility was never investigated). Winner: Amy A

Obsequious Zoidberg Zoidberg A accepts Zoidberg 1's kingship and sucks on his mansionless blue lobster toes. Winner: Zoidberg A

Efficient Hermes Hermes 1 only mentions his Montego Mama to hammer home the point that what must be done, must be done right and by oneself often. Hermes A does likewise but blesses his mother's zombie bones extraneously. Winner: Hermes 1

--Punkass Crab