Lyrics to Urka Lunka Song?

What are the words to that Urka Lunka (?) song from the Slurm episode? I can't get it out of my head!

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Grunkalunkas: Grunka Lunka Dunkity Doo, We've got a friendly warning for you. Grunka Lunka Dunkity Dasis, The secret of Slurm's on a need-to-know basis.

Grunkalunka /#1: Asking questions in school is a great way to learn. Grunkalunka /#2: If you try that stuff here you might get your legs broke. Grunkalunka /#1: We once found a dead guy face-down in the Slurm. Grunkalunka /#2: It could easily happen again to you folks.

Grunkalunkas: So keep your head down and keep your mouth shut, Grunka Lunka Lunka Dunkity Dutt.

Leela: What's behind that door? Glermo: NOTHING! Leela: Is it the Secret Ingredient (tm)? Grunka Lunkas: Grunka Lunka Dunkity Decretingredient, you should not ask about the Secret Ingredient Leela: I was just curious about the armed guards Grunka Lunkas: Grunka Lunka Dunkity Darmed Guards Bender: SHUT THE HELL UP!

Dr Zoidberg wrote:

That whole bit must've been a parody of something else, because Family Guy did a similiar spoof in "Wasted Talent".

"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me" - General George S. Patton.

On Wed, 20 Aug 2003 20:39:25 -0400 (EDT), [email] (Chris �) wrote:

Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

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The WHOLE EP (practically) was parodical.

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"David Mead" wrote in message news:...

Yep. Willy Wonka meets Spuds MacKenzie.

Okay, now how about the part that rhymes with "secret ingredient"? (You can tell the next line will end that way, but Bender cuts off the song at that point.) -- Christopher Heckman

"Proginoskes" wrote in message news:[email]...

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Or even SLURMS Mackenzie :)

"David Mead" wrote in message news:...

There was a real mascot called Spuds MacKenzie (a funny looking dog*) for one of the beer companies. -- Christopher Heckman

* Before you go on about my opinion of dogs, you should know that my family has dachshunds.

"Proginoskes" wrote in message news:[email]...

One of my favorite Futurama bits... let me see if I can remember it.

"Lunka dunka dunka dingredient/You should not ask about the secret ingredient."

And later, when someone wonders why there are armed guards in front of one door...

"Lunka dunka dunkity darmed-guards.."

That's the one that gets cut off.

"Nate TX" wrote in news:[email]:

Yeah, that had me laughing hysterically. One of my favorite moments too!

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Those "lunkas" may be "grunkas." Hmmmm...There's a sentence I never thought I'd write.

"Nate TX" wrote in message news:...

_That's_ how it goes! 8-) Not having access to the actual episodes sucks. I guess I could get them on DVD, but then I'd have to get a DVD player. 8-) -- Christopher Heckman