Who would win?

If Leela and Fry got in a fight, who would win? I think Leela.

If Amy and Fry got in a fight, who would win? I think Fry.

What if the cast of Robots 3000 got in a fight with the cast of Saved By the Bell? Who would win? (Of course I refer to the original cast of Saved By the Bell)

In terms of fighting ability I will rank the main people, from best fighter to worst fighter.

• Leela - R
• Bender - R
• Mr. Belding's cool brother - SBtB
• AC Slater - SBtB
• Mr. Belding - SBtB
• Zack - SBtB
• Fry - R
• Screech - SBtB
• Amy - R
• Lisa - SBtB
• Jessie - SBtB
• Kelly - SBtB
• Farnsworth - R

(R = Robots 3000 character SBtB = Saved By the Bell character)

If baseball bats were involved, I think the rating changes a bit.

• Leela
• Mr. Belding's cool brother
• Zack
• Bender
• (tie) AC and Mr. Belding
• Fry
• Screech
• Amy
• Jessie
• Lisa
• Kelly
• Farnsworth

If it were just a kick-fight, (no punches!), the rating are as follows

• Leela
• Mr. Belding
• Zack
• (tie) Mr. Belding's cool brother and Bender
• AC
• Fry
• Lisa
• Screech
• (tie) Jessie and Amy
• Kelly
• Farnsworth

If we just tossed them all in a room and shut the door and let them duke it out, I wonder what would happen. I know, I know, you guys are all wondering what my take on this whole situation is. Let me think.

OK. Here goes. If we opened the door after five minutes: Farnsworth, Kelly, and Lisa are dead. After another five minutes: Screech is running around in circles, Jessie and Mr. Belding are dead. AC appears to be having sex with Amy. Another five minutes: Amy is now dead. Fry is dead. Screech has vomited on himself and no one is getting near him. Yet another five minutes: Zack and AC are teaming up on Leela. It's appears to be an even fight. Bender is squaring off against Mr. Belding's cool brother. Ten minutes later: Bender has stepped on Screech's vomit covered head and Screech is dead. Zack is dead. Leela is finishing off a staggering and bloody AC Slater. Mr. Belding's cool brother is still fighting. Ten minutes later: Bender has lost an arm. He is carrying this lost arm in his remaining hand. With it, he is pelting the carcass of Mr. Belding's cool brother. Leela is sitting in the corner waiting on Bender to settle down. She has defeated AC.

Well, I guess that settles that. Robots 3000 wins. But they sustain heavy casualties.

Did I just randomly make that up? No you silly girls. I have developed an application package that enables you to pit the casts of two shows together in a battle royal. "Prime Time Fuedin' Hour" provides the most realistic simulation in the TV simulation fighting business.

In article , "FlipScrip hO hO" wrote:

Hmm, aren't Kelly, Jessie and Lisa cheerleaders and swimmers? I think I'd rate them higher on the kick list.

I think Screech would be the first to die.

Oh good. Now put the Dukes of Hazard versus the cast of Friends.

The entire cast of Dukes, or just the Dukes themselves?

The Dukes would win either way I think, but if the Daisy, Roscoe, Boss Hogg, and Cooter were involved, it would be a slaughter...

In article , [email] wrote:

Well, you'd have to include Daisy at least, as the Duke boys would never hit a woman.

I dunno, Hogg might sell out the rest of the Cast, and make things more interesting.

Yeah, those girls were quite active in high school. Student counsel, model UN, French club, Spanish club, drama club, etc. But remember they are human girls and although they are for the most part good looking, they can't fight.

Now, now. You're voting with your heart not your head. We all want Screech to die. But realistically, he could defeat the chicks, at least the human ones.

That's a good one. I tried it but I got a system error. Technical assistance told me that the Dukes will be available in the 2000 edition of the program. I have run a few other classic fights. But I've tried to limit my discussions to each respective NG.

The Brady Brides vs. The Simpsons

Facts of Life vs. The Blair Witch Project (Can you see it? Blair vs the Blair Witch--now that's classic TV)

Sanford & Son vs. Diff'rent Strokes (Don't underestimate the force of Grady)

The Andy Griffith Show vs. Matlock (Imagine young Andy vs. old Andy)

H.R. Pufenstuff vs. Land of the Lost

The cast of the Golden Girls in a cat fight

limit

WKRP vs. Newsradio

Chicago Hope vs E.R.

With the winner taking on St. Elsewhere.

In article , [email] (Bronco Bob) wrote:

Don't forget General Hospital, and maybe Mercy Point. Could throw in Nurses and Doogie Houser MD as well.

As well as that all time classic hospital show, Trapper John, MD.

(Based on the Trapper John from M*A*S*H, after he got back from Korea)

Or, Donald Sutherland with Alan Alda! Hehehehe

[email] wrote:

Well, I was a fan of the TV show before I ever saw the movie. It seemed peculiar to see Sutherland and Gould playing the characters I was familiar with.

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I think Bea Arthur could kick some serious ass. Unless you allow weapons, Estelle would be the first on the floor.

But, lets leave Rue McClanahan out. Mmm. Rue McClanahan....

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Does that program REALLY exist? Or are you just making that up? Do you have a web page address or something to prove it?

Grady)>

Or Aunt Esther.

Um ok. You are the episode crazed fan of the week. Note-You forgot bender. He would kill everyone. You also forgot a bunch of other guys.

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bender. He

Bender is there. He's at the top of nearly every list. And no he wouldn't necessarily kill everyone. His arms have a tendency of falling off. Also his alcohol dependency is a handicap to his fighting ability. And of course the biggest problem of all with Bender, one word: MAGNETS!

Amy would win dammit. She is the kong-fu master. No one defeats Amy. Amy would kill Leela and her 1BDI. Yes Amy is the master.

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