[email] (Khalid Rahim) wrote in message news:...
Feed the baby.
Put the cat out.
Look for buried treasure this this metal detector!
Or flip through the channels, playing the remote like an organ.
(Was that a keeper?)
-- Christopher Heckman
The "Futurama" version:
Bender: Have you ever thought about turning off the TV, sitting down with your kids, and beating them?
(from "Bender Should Not Be On TV" ... If you find this quote offensive, be sure to join the Fathers Against Rude Television, your local chapter.)
-- Christopher Heckman
P.S. And for the rest of those groups that the original message was cross-posted to (like alt.tv.seinfeld), I can hear a few jaws dropping.
(Offensive line of the week: The Romans were the first cross-posters in history.)(Am I on a roll or what?)