Pamela-In-A-Jar

"grosse" wrote:

Heheh... I can just see it now...

Fry's watching TV and he sees an ad:

TV Announcer: You've been waiting for years to see it and now it's out. Pamela-and-Tommy-Lee-in-a-jar's never-before-seen home video! Catch Pamela-Anderson-in-a-jar trying to mash lips with Tommy-Lee-in-a-jar!

Image on TV cuts to the four-time divorced/remarried couple thumping their foreheads into the jar walls, grunting things like, "Can you feel it, baby? Huh? You want it? (pounds head against the glass) *THUNK* Ow!" "Oh, God, yes! Ow ow ow ow! Nibble my ear, you rock stud, you! Yes! Yes! YES!!! OW!"

TV Announcer: Plus, as an added extra bonus, there's a short clip of Tommy trying to beat Pamela!

Image changes to a very cross-looking Tommy's head.

Tommy: DAMMIT, PAM! I thought I told you never to look over at Don Johnson's head again! That's it! Get over here!

Pam's jar begins to bounce away from Tommy's and suddenly Tommy's head begins to nod furiously and bounce after her.

TV Announcer: And if you purchase right now through the QVC 3000, we'll send you the highly controversial video tape of Pamela-in-a-jar's trip to the Head Hospital and subsequent divorce proceedings! Call now and order for the extremely low price of $299.99!

Fry (to himself): Oh, this should be great! Good thing I'm rich now! Hmm... Maybe I should buy a copy for Bender, too?

Wow, the least interesting thing about Pamela! :0)