bender

Can anyone tell me which episode was Bender "jacking on"?

"knc" wrote in message news:Qo7wa.4167$[email]...

Season 1 Episode 9, Hell Is Other Robots.

Thanks, I'm trying to put together a top ten greatest lines by Bender. Feel free to contribute I have 1 so far

"Bodies are for hookers and fat people"

"FlameBoy" wrote in message news:b9r0da$lhg$[email]...

If bender is 40% Dolomite and 40% Titanium, how can he be 30% iron? Is there anything else that I'm missing that he mentioned he's made of? Or is it an ongoing joke that he's 30-40% of everything?

"knc" wrote in message news:ei1Fa.1562$[email]...

Yes, that was the joke. It's funny because he's more than 100% total and because he's 30-40% everything.

*sigh*

Nothing ruins a joke like explaining it :(

"Doug Tabacco" wrote in news:[email]:

I could almost see him running into a dog that's 50% pointer (there-it-is, there-it-is,there-it-is,there-it-is...) ;)

Signed, Warewolf at Large

Doug Tabacco wrote:

No, you are wrong. I really think he's 110%. That's the only way to explain it.

He also has a 5% nickel impurity

knc wrote:

Joshua Chang is due for a full frontal lobotomy:

It's 0.05%, I think, if you're referring to the Pharoah episode.

I am curious, though: what _are_ all the things he's claimed to be composed of?

In article , "knc" wrote:

Rounding errors 10% of him is in a parallel universe Precooked weight Marketing hype New, new math Shrinkage Some of his Titanium parts were replaced with cheap iron knock-offs He's lying

On or about Mon, 09 Jun 2003 17:02:43 -0400, Cynically Depressed made the sensational claim that:

*BENDER*? *LIE*??? Shirly you must be joking!

In article , LooseChanj wrote:

It depends on what your definition of "is" is. No... wait... that's another liar with a pasty white ass and don't call me "Shirley."

On Mon, 09 Jun 2003 17:02:43 -0400, Cynically Depressed spewed forth:

So wait, which one did he say BEFORE he got his ass redone ?

Well I still have the box my bending unit came in and it claims he is made out of"the finest radiation resistant duratanium alloy (also called tin)" But this may be from a different manufacturer because it says he was "assembled in a zero-gravity clean room aboard an orbiting factory, or in China". George in Las Vegas

"knc" wrote in message news:ei1Fa.1562$[email]...

On Tue, 10 Jun 2003 00:26:10 GMT, "George" wrote:

Sounds to me like that's referring to the toy, not Bender himself.

Well last night was a "Pharaoh To Remember" and according to the professor at the funeral he was made from an "iron osnium alloy with a 5% nickle impurity" George in Las Vegas

"knc" schrieb im Newsbeitrag news:ei1Fa.1562$[email]...

Alloy, my good friend, alloy.