What's some of your favorite quotes?
We don't have a popular quotes list at the Futurama Chronicles yet, and it's about time we did!
Reply with as many as you want! Be sure to include your name or nickname with your reply. I'll be grouping the quotes by character.
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You're opening a can of worms, but... I'm partial to "At least my assassin will get what's coming to him" in last night's episode.
Sunshine ~~~{~~~{~~@ I've never been frightened Of being enlightened But some people go too far -BNL
Yes, 1ACV07 had some great quotes. I'm going to have to go with Fry's parable of the grasshopper and the octopus as the all-time greatest quote.
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"Kittens give Morbo gas."
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Leela: "...you'll be treated with respect. Now strip naked and get on the probulator."
Perhaps a separate section should be reserved for witty banter:
Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass! Fry: It doesn't look so shiny to me. Bender: Shinier than yours, meatbag.
And maybe another section for one-sided conversation:
Professor Farnsworth on the phone:
To shreds, you say...
And how is his widow holding up?
To shreds, you say...We are gathered here today to mourn the passing of calculon. Calculon: Mind if, I give the eulogy!
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Fry: Is he objecting or backing up?
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Some quotes from last Sunday (in order of their appearance:
Elzar: "While greasing your pan and pre-heating your oven to thirty-five hundred degrees you separate the yoke from your genetically enhanced eggplant then you give the whole thing a good blast from your Spice Weasel... Bam! ------------------ Professor Farnsworth: "Good news everybody!" Bender: "I don't like the sound of that." ------------------ Leela: Are we even allowed to go into the Forbidden Zone?
Professor Farnsworth: Of course you are! It's just a name, like "The Death Zone" or "The Zone of No Return". All of the zones have names like that in the Galaxy of Terror. ------------------ Leela: This is my first visit to The Galaxy of Terror and I would like it to be a pleasant one. -------------------- Fry: "It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV but then the winter came, the grasshopper died and the octopus ate all his acorns... and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?" ----------------- Dr. Zoidberg: Let's face it, we're in hot butter here. --------------------
Thats the best quote out of the season
Everybody's a jerk. You, me, this jerk...
Tim
Tim
"Hey sexy mama, wanna kill all humans?"
and
"Brannigan's laws are like Brannigan's love...hard and fast"
oh and...
"You see, I've got what they call 'Gay-dar'"
On Mon, 06 Sep 1999 07:21:55 GMT, [email] wrote:
Favorite quotes? That's a tough one. Could just about transcribe each script in it's entirity, but all time favorites would include:
Fry: Is that an invitation? Leela: Love your optimism, Fry. But seriously...
or,
Farnsworth, on the phone: "To shreds, you say... how's his wife holding up?... to shreds, you say"
or,
Leela: "Hold still, I dont have good depth perception"
and,
Fry's "Grasshopper and Octopus" story is also a winner.
and... OK, OK... stop me before I quote again!
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"Okay, but, I don't want people thinking we're ROBOSEXUALS. So if anybody asks, you're my debugger." -Bender- pilot episode
There's a LOT of funny quotes by various characters, but, that's still my all-time favorite.
ROBOT Bender's LoveDroid ROBOSEXUAL PRIDE
"Hey rich girl, look over here! I'm being entertaining! La la la! Look at my head; it's ok, just look at my head!"
Heather (Cracks me up every time)
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Zoidberg: "Young lady, I'm an expert on humans. Now pick a mouth, open it, and say" (alien noise) Fry: "Uh..." (clears his throat and tries the noise) Zoidberg: "What?!! My mother was a saint! Get out!!"
Leela: "Fry, we have a crate to deliver." Fry: "Well, let's just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it." Bender: "Too much work. Let's burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer."
Leela: "Professor, we need to talk to you about Fry." Bender: "That's right, we want some money! Wait, what's this about Fry?"
Bender: "I hate the people who love me and they hate me!"
Leela: "Could you guys please stop talking about my personal life?" Farnsworth: "Yes, let's all talk about Leela's personal life later."
Fry: "Wow, *the* Zapp Brannigan?" Leela: "Uh-huh." Fry: "Who's *the* Zapp Brannigan?"
Zapp Brannigan: "Oh, and have the boy lay out my formal shorts." Kif: "The boy, sir?" Zapp Brannigan: "You. You lay out my formal shorts."
Zapp Brannigan: "Now you're officially my woman. Kudos! I can't say I don't envy you."
Amy: "Bender, is this *salt* water?" Bender: "It's salt with water *in* it, if that's what you mean."
Amy: "Aw, I don't think there's anything to worry about. These people seem really mild-mannered." Zoidberg: "They *are* mild. In fact, you're soaking in one right now." (Amy yanks her hand out of the bowl. It's Gorgak.) Gorgak: "You've touched me in ways I've never been touched before."
Amy: "We've gotta get the emperor out of your body before they kill you!" Zoidberg: "Relax, Fry. I'll simply spin you at a high-speed centrifuge, separating out the denser fluids of His Highness." Fry: "But, won't that crush my bones?" Zoidberg: "Oh, right, right, with the bones. I always forget about the bones."
Fry: "Hey, you have no right to criticize the 20th century! We gave the world the light bulb, the steam boat and the cotton gin." Leela: "Those things are all from the 19th century." Fry: "Yeah, well, they probably just copied us."
Anchorwoman: "All in all, this is one day Mittens the Kitten won't soon forget!" (laughs) Morbo: (laughs) "Kittens give Morbo gas. In lighter news, the city of New New York is doomed. Blame rests with known human Professor Hubert Farnsworth and his tiny, inferior brain."
Mayor Poopenmeyer: "Doctor Wernstrom, can you save my city?" Wernstrom: "Of course, but it'll cost you. First I'll need tenure." Mayor Poopenmeyer: "Done." Wernstrom: "And a big research grant." Mayor Poopenmeyer: "You got it." Wernstrom: "Also access to a lab and five graduate students, at least three of them Chinese." Mayor Poopenmeyer: (hesitates) "D... ah, er... all right, done. What's your plan?" Wernstrom: "What plan? I'm set for life! Au revoir, suckers!" Leela: "That rat! Do something!" Mayor Poopenmeyer: "I wish I could, but he's got tenure."
Leela: "Ok! If everyones finished bein' stupid..." Fry: "I had more, but you go ahead."
"It was only 9/10ths of a lethal dose." "Uh-oh, I shouldnt've had seconds!" ~Zoidberg
My favorites quotes (well, the ones I remember now) are:
1ACV02 - Lazy Guy: "What do I look like? A guy who's not lazy?
1ACV02 - Bender: Too much work. Let's burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer.
I been working all day, man. My brain is very stupid at this time. I'll send better quotes tomorrow.
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In article , [email] wrote:
Having only seen 2 episodes, my favourite quote so far comes from Bender: "fine, I'll build my own lunar lander! with....blackjack....and..hookers. Infact, forget the lunar lander and the Blackjack! Ah, screw the whole thing."
Don't know the episode name, but my favorite quote is from the episode where Fry drinks the emperor. Bender calls Leela for help: "Collect call from: I'm not giving my name to a machine"
Gotta use that one next time I call collect :)
That would be "My Three Sons" where Fry becomes emperor of the planet after he drinks the former emperor.
Gaaaaarrrrrgggghhhh! My Three Suns! Notice: Tri-Sol (not Tri-Saul, as i've seen it posted here) Means Triple-Sun.
Zapp: "Oh, and have the boy lay out my formal shorts."
Kif: "The boy, sir?"
Zapp: "You. You lay out my formal shorts."
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Kif: "The jackass wants to see you in his quarters."
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Proffessor (on the phone): "Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? To shreds, you say. [clicks tongue] Well, how is his wife holding up? To shreds, you say."
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