Did you hear about that cheap $5 whore Muldoon ? The fags just ...

Wow! It's just like I'm back in grade school!

Sincerely, Robert J. Muldoon (_8^(|)

"Jesus once said, 'If any man thirst, let him come unto me, and drink.' (John 7:37) Elvis once said, 'Drinks on me!' (Jailhouse Rock)"

Robert Muldoon wrote:

Don't be absurd! Muldoon would never prostitute himself for $5!

Muldoon, hold out for dinner and a show, at least. Find a nice guy that will buy you a lobster and take you to see "Dreamgirls." THEN you can blow him.

<< Don't be absurd! Muldoon would never prostitute himself for $5! >>

Of course not. Maybe $1,000,000,000.

<< Muldoon, hold out for dinner and a show, at least. Find a nice guy that will buy you a lobster and take you to see "Dreamgirls." >>

He'd have to give me a lot more than that.

<< THEN you can blow him. >>

Visit http://stupidteengirl.shutdown.com/ ! No, it's not a porn site.

Sincerely, Robert Muldoon o--(|8[#]

"You get up every morning from the alarm clock's warning and take the 8:15 into the city. There's a whistle up above and people push and people shove and there's the girls who are tryin' to look pretty."