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It took me six hours, but I read ALL 1327 posts in a.t.s. I felt like I was wasting my time. Now that I'm here, I wish there were more postings. I guess I don't like the Simpsons anymore. . .

Sincerely, Robert J. Muldoon

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Robert Muldoon escribi� en art�culo ... It took me six hours, but I read ALL 1327 posts in a.t.s. I felt like I was wasting my time. Now that I'm here, I wish there were more postings. I guess I don't like the Simpsons anymore. . .

Interesting.... but this is alt.tv.futurama....

C-Ya!

Rub�n Guti�rrez.

There are a lot of people that read a.t.s. over here, I've read your posts over there (as well as here), did you feel that any of your posts out of the 1327 were any more memorable? Just think of it as quality over quaintly.

Yes. Let's all think of quality over quantity. And get rid of those annoying one-line posts.

over

1327

play

Yes, make sure to have at least three sentences in a reply. Speaking of one line (or even one word) posts, what up with that annoying *Snuh* thread over at a.t.s., you'd think that some people didn't have a life or something.

Well, pluh.

Buh?

Uhh...

Dean Humphries wrote in message news:[email]...

On Sat, 01 Jan 2000 02:22:27 GMT, "Trapezoid-- Ya!" wrote:

Fluh!

wrote...

   Marge: You sound like you're going to buy a pony.  Promise me you won't.
   Homer: Mm.
   Marge: What was that?  Was that a yes or a no?
   Homer: Buh!
   Marge: Those aren't even words!
   Homer: Snuh!
   Marge: Mmmmm. [turns off the light]
   Homer: [huge grin]
   -- ``Lisa's Pony''

Xuh?

Dean Humphries wrote in message news:[email]...

Or Skuh, depending on where you're from.

Psuh!

Yuh

Dean Humphries wrote in message news:[email]...

Muh!

Kieran Murphy

Shruh!

Mr. Snrub?

Bring me a shrub!

No way, bub!

You won't bring me a shrub, you say?

Then just leave and go away.

Juh?

On 01 Jan 2000 02:34:01 GMT, [email] (Dean Humphries) wrote:

You all know what happens to threads like this, right?

They take on the energy of all those who post, and come alive,

like the devil himself they go on, and on, sucking the life force

right from your fingertips as you type!

The only thing that can possibily stop it now is to sacrifice

a cheap French Harlet.

Yo, Amy, over here. You busy? You look like you like

to party... Have you ever posted to Usenet?

Let me show you.... [hehehe] Just sit right down here......

Lets see, . . .here is the keyboard, and here is the mouse...

Now...look at all the interesting people there are....

Go ahead, you'll love it... ... <whisper> ok everybody stand back.

Aaaaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

Nice rhyme?

<< Uhh... >>

D'oh!

Sincerely, Robert Muldoon

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k.

<< There are a lot of people that read a.t.s. over here, I've read your posts over there (as well as here), did you feel that any of your posts out of the 1327 were any more memorable?

No. The topics there are just SOOO OLD.

<< Just think of it as quality over quaintly. >>

Good point.

<< Never eat at a place called Mom's, shoot pool against a guy named Fat's or play cards with someone that answers to Slim. >>

Did you just make that up? The quote "Dear Santa, this year I want an electric train that WORKS" was based on something that really happened to me. I got a Lionel set last year, though. No problems so far. BTW, you can all cheer again, because my signature quotes are gone.

Sincerely, Robert Muldoon

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It doesn't take very long to realize at a.t.s that you're going to see over and over posts like Where Is Springfield and When Is The Simpson Movie Coming Out. Go over to rec.arts.animation or alt.nerd.obsessive (to name but a few) to see all the complaints about the being inundated with old topics. No one is going to be able to change it, new people are always going to come in, and if people think having Usenet "dumbed down" with the entrance of newbie AOL'ers and webtv'ers just wait until they get a load of all the Sega Dreamcast type of set-ups where the Internet is made available to video game players. Futurama is still shiny and new, give it few years and come back here and watch newbies get flamed for asking if we'll see any Simpsons characters appearing, or when the Futurama movie is going to come out.

I read it somewhere a while ago, I forgot where. Though I couldn't care less about anyone's sig, what is that below (I thought you said you sig was gone?). _________________________________

Actually, I look foreward to that day. I'm tired of being considered a lower form of life just because I'm too lazy and stupid to learn how to use a computer! Hey! at least I know not to put HTML graphics in my posts.

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If you aske me, post #678 really made me think. Your thoughts?

Post #678 was, without a doubt, the_worst_post ever. Rest assured that I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.

Snuh. Sincerely, Little Girl

Robert Muldoon wrote:

Buh?

Juh!

Xuh!

Xanadu?

(now I'm gonna get it.)

grosse wrote in message news:QPec4.1882$[email]...

Utopia?

• Richard

Charybdis wrote:

Erewhon?

Shangri-La?

Plain Awful?

In article , "grosse" wrote:

Temporal.

Manitou

Great '78 flick

Caribou.

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Dean Humphries wrote in message news:[email]...

Gesundheit.

• Richard

Dudley Do-Right

Buffalo Boy Flatland wrote in message news:[email]...

Ah, shite....

• Richard

Go fly a kite!

Buffalo Boy Flatland wrote in message news:[email]...

To what height?

• Richard

The height that's right! And do it all night!

Buffalo Boy Flatland wrote in message news:[email]...

But how high is right? I lack second sight.

• Richard

What you lack in might, You make up in spite.

grosse wrote in message news:he9d4.999$%[email]...

You wanting a fight? I'll thump ya all night!

- Richard (how long is this thread going to get anyway :-))

Yeah, that's right!

Whatever drove Franklin's brain

To go out into that rain?

On 07 Jan 2000 04:08:55 GMT, [email] (Dean Humphries) wrote:

Which made him insane,

It was dangerous rain...

Absolute power absolutely corrupts they all do say

When the electricity hit his noggin he cried "Oy vey!"

Dean Humphries wrote in message news:[email]...

Hey! There's nothing funny about crippling illness Except when it promotes inescapable dullness.

• Richard

Didn't he write Poor Richard's Alamanac

and also had problems with his intestinal tract?

Dean Humphries wrote in message news:[email]...

No, you're thinking of a cataphract Which in total pain he was constantly wracked.

• Richard

What do you say, a cataphract?

Was that attached to his sacroiliac?

Dean Humphries wrote:

A painful bout: His big toe had the gout!

So the Father Of Electricity died from toe rot

was he properly buried with a ascot?

Dean Humphries wrote in message news:[email]...

Certainly not!!

Ahem...

We'll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an *orange*...

But if wasn't buried in a ascot did his jacket have a flange?

Dean Humphries wrote in message news:[email]...

Um, some people will never change.

Coming out soon, Pokemon Gold and Silver.

Trapezoid-- Ya! wrote in message news:7W3e4.111$[email]...

Available for all evil pirates to pilfer.

- Richard (P.S. No more Curse of Monkey Island smartassery :-))

Charybdis <[email] (TEMP ADDRESS)> wrote in message news:85akif$icg$[email]...

Perhaps next it'll be Pokemon PURPLE.

Trapezoid-- Ya! wrote in message news:zlbe4.135$[email]...

Maybe starring that waste of space Urkle.

• Richard

Charybdis <[email] (TEMP ADDRESS)> wrote in message news:85bged$k67$[email]...

I'm forcing your rhymes to get worse and worse!

...Every verse!

On a lighter note...

Futurama's coming back next *month*!!

Trapezoid-- Ya! wrote in message news:rWje4.156$[email]...

vey!"

Your humour's dead, I'll call you a hearse. You're a hearse!

As long as it makes a total runth- -rough, I won't complain, regardless of how much you drone 'bout metalurgical hydroxidinated carbonated silcone

• Richard

Charybdis <[email] (temp address)> wrote:

This thread is a blight.

Derek Ward, Kaiju no Hakase wrote in message news:[email]...

message

We must destroy it, alright?

• Richard

At least be a little contrite.

<< Snuh. Buh? Juh! Xuh! Xanadu? Manitou Caribou. Pikachu Gesundheit. Dudley Do-Right Ah, shite.... Go fly a kite! To what height? >>

Cripes!

Sincerely, Robert Muldoon

"So, you wizzed on the electric fence, eh?"

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Snipes.

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Wesley?

grosse wrote in message ...

Presley

Crusher?

Gusher?

Aww, stop with the gripes!

Let's clean the pipes!

Dean Humphries wrote:

Caribou!

<< Snuh. Buh? Juh! Xuh! >>

Dear Lord. . .

Sincerely, Robert Muldoon

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On the Ford dashboard...

Dean Humphries wrote in message news:[email]...

With a sword

• Richard

In article , "Charybdis" <[email] (TEMP ADDRESS)> wrote:

Praising "Hallelujah" to all the billboards.

Dean Humphries wrote:

Listening to Eric Clapton's "Crossroads".

Sincerely, Little Girl

On Wed, 05 Jan 2000 11:39:53 -0500, Internet King wrote:

While driving home to your abode.

And, Oops! You've hit a toad.

Let's serve it a la mode!

Buffalo Boy Flatland wrote in message news:[email]...

But it's flattened on a road!

• Richard

Sing it, Jim Morrison!

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Dave wrote in message news:[email]...

This thread goes on and on....

• Richard

Maybe it's the wrath of Khan?

It's more like New Coke, it'll never be gone...

grosse wrote:

The Kwik-E-Mart is really . . . d'oh!

Ben Mann wrote in message news:[email]...

D'oh, oh, o-killie dokily dooo.

• Richard

Charybdis <[email] (TEMP ADDRESS)> wrote in message news:85b5m8$ubb$[email]...

I can't think of anything that rhymes, can you? Oh yeah.

Trapezoid-- Ya! wrote in message news:u9ce4.137$[email]...

Damn, you're right - the answer's no. Oh wait, that works - suck it down*, bro'

(smartass)

• Richard

• A registered trademark of Ion Storm in a Teacup

(P.S. Don't leap on the defensive, I did read your post :-))

• Richard

Trapezoid-- Ya! wrote in message news:u9ce4.137$[email]...

Some wiseguy you think you are but who? I can easily out-rhyme and badly pun you :-) For this thread will go on 'til 'bout 2030 The last thing we need is for YOU to get shirty.

For though currently tasteful and not yet corrupt Some postings are evil and somewhat abrupt 'Tis USENET when is done, and more important This continuation is an ominous portent.....

• Richard

Charybdis <[email] (TEMP ADDRESS)> wrote in message news:85bmb3$mon$[email]...

Oh yeah? Watch and learn:

Nick nack, paddywack, give a dog a bone This old man came rolling home Cartman, Kenny, Kyle, Stan Fly away, Peter Pan...

HaHA!

Trapezoid-- Ya! wrote in message news:h7ke4.161$[email]...

You really suck, get on the phone Call someone who cares, so you're not alone South Park reeks of such lame mediocrity That I would like to send it to the outer Hebrides.

• Richard

"Trapezoid-- Ya!" wrote:

Kenny, Cartman, Stan and Kyle, Thought something that made them smile.

Cartman, Kenny, Kyle and Stan, Left their school and made a plan.

Stan and Kyle and Ken and Cartman, Assassinated David Hartman.

Kyle and Cartman, Stan and Kenny (You bastard! I just found a penny!)

Charybdis wrote:

The moving finger writes and, having writ, Gets stuck up the writer's nose to pull a booger out of it. Quite disgusting, so you say, But I have had a long and tiring day. I cannot think of clever jokes or puns, To top you and your rhyming ones, So I'll leave the keyboard here, And go into the living room and have a beer.

It'll always be sitting out on the lawn

Buffalo Boy Flatland wrote in message news:[email]...

Constantly invoking a yawn....

• Richard

thinking about the Classic Coke days of bygone.

Charybdis <[email] (TEMP ADDRESS)> wrote in message news:858ref$9kq$[email]...

That lasts until dawn.

Which is much less than Pokemon....

that evil seizure-inducing toon Japan has unleashed upon.

Dean Humphries wrote in message news:[email]...

Well, at least it's better than Digimon.

Nope, it's the next song

Ginger Baker's drum solo went very long.

Must have been "Baby What's Wrong?" (disc 1, track 3)

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Listening with a geisha in a sarong

That looked uncannily like Amy Wong.

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With a pedal that is floored.

• Richard

Man, I'm bored!

The Millennium Man wrote:

And ignored! ("Mister Meat," indeed!)