=v= Has anyone else noticed how this newsgroup is mostly male? I think we need better opening lines, all tested out at the Romanticorp love labs. I hope I used a good one in the subject line.
=v= For those of you trying to attract women from Zoidberg's planet, could you do something about your stink glands? You're clearly not smelly enough. <_Jym_>
i thought it was "my two favourite words are commitment and changing myself?
"Jym Dyer" wrote in message news:[email]...
No one wants a girl that's too much like a guy. I like football, therefore I'm doomed to a single life. Actually it's because I expect my man to be a practicing Catholic... no one wants to go through that :)
<< Actually it's because I expect my man to be a practicing Catholic... no one wants to go through that :) >>
I am! I am! I gave up fast food for lent and everything!
On or about Mon, 25 Mar 2002 04:45:26 GMT, Angela Anuszewski i made the sensational claim that:
That depends...how do you look in a tanktop? And/or do your parents own half of Mars?
Jym Dyer wrote:
You surely don't expect me to start taking dating advice from Zap Branigan do you?
=v= I did wonder whether Romanticorp got that line from one of Zapp's many publications. It's not quite as bad as, "If I said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance around a little?" or "I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies." <_Jym_>