Be Kind To New Jersey Week

Jul 8, 1999, 2:34 PM ET7 posts by 5 postersalt.tv.futurama
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Leigh 13alt.tv.futurama

This week is National Be Kind To New Jersey Week. (I swear I am not making this up.) So, in honor, here's a recap of all the New Jersey references from the first season of Futurama. (Yes, this has been posted before, but it's a special occasion!)

[1ACV09] Fry: Unbelievable! An actual, factual, Robot Hell! Leela: Who would have thought Hell would really exist? And that it would be in New Jersey?!

[1ACV08] "New York City, the year 2000--the most wasteful society in the history of the galaxy. And it was running out of places to bury its never-ending output of garbage. The landfills were full...New Jersey was full."

[1ACV03] Fry: Well, I give up. What's the catch? Real estate agent: Oh, no catch, although we are technically in New Jersey. Fry: Not one place even remotely livable.

  • Leigh 13
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In ye olden post "Leigh 13" spake...

Bwahahaha! What's next? Politeness day in New York? Use public transit day in Los Angeles? Low cost real estate week in San Francisco? No gambling day in Las Vegas? Be kind to tourists week in Florida? Outbreeding week in Alabama? A week-long museum exhibit in Seattle displaying the hypothetical evidence for the existance of the sun? Face it, New Jersey is ridicule fodder.

"What's it called now? The Garden State? <*evil laugh*> Sure!... If you're growing smoke stacks." - George Carlin

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In article , [email] (Bruce James Robert Linley) wrote:

OOoh! That's a good idea.

That'll go over very well, too -- not bad.

Now you're just being silly. You had me agreeing for the first two, but this? This is absurd.

Please just don't ask me how much I'm paying for my apt.[1] It makes me cry.

Jim [email]

[1] Obligatory Futurama Reference: An apartment which, of coures, makes Bender's look -spacious-.

Jim PearsonRockalt.tv.futurama

In article , "Rock" wrote:

Bwa-hahahah! You're _so_ cute. You actually think San Diego is expensive?

Heck, maybe I am wrong.

Answer me this:

1) Can you actually -get- a 2 bedroom apt _anywhere_ within a 30-mile radius of the "nice" part of the area?

  • Really?
  • Really?!
  • Without knowing the owner?
  • In less than 9 months looking?
  • For less than $2000?

As a case in point, my _studio_ (one room, one bathroom (small), and one (small) "kitchen" area) rented for $525 4 years ago... the same unit in my building lists > $900 now, and studios are plentiful.

San Francisco's great... but too many damned people know that!

[Honest question] Is San Diego really that bad now? I used to vacation down there growing up, and wouldn't mind moving some time... but if it's really awful... [/honest question]

Jim jim_pearson@complexities.

I was actually referring specifically to the La Jolla area. But, technically, I'm sure this discussion pretains to the nice part of virtually any city and/or its suburbs. I mean the cost of living outside Baltimore is even out of sight lately...

-ed

a whole week? 7 days?

I can be nice to New Jersey for 7 seconds...7 minutes is possible too...I even have a chance of making it to 7 hours....but 7 days...I don't think that is possible....and I was even born in NJ...

Eddie

The double-bladed lightsaber. When you absolutely, positively got to kill ever droid in the room. Accept no substitutes. -- Samuel L Jackson