Best Zapp quote

Well after the best Bender quote thread, how about everyone's picks for the best of the Big Z...all my faves come from his first appearance:

"Kiff, I have made it with a woman. Inform the men".

"I'm anticipating an all-out tactical dogfight, followed by a light lunch; ravioli, ham..."

"(Leela):Last night was a mistake! (Zapp): A SEXY mistake!"

"(Zapp:)Kiff, have the boy lay out my formal shorts. (Kiff): The boy, Sir? (Zapp): You. You lay out my formal shorts".

"I made it with a hot alien babe...and is that not what man has dreamed of since he first looked up at the stars? Kiff, I'm asking you a question".

It can't be said in quotes, but I loved "I don't care if you're tan or brown or Chinese", pronouncing 'Chinese' into 'Chinece'.

~DarthArada~ "Snuh!" Homer Simpson "We have all the time in the world..." ~George Lazenby/James Bond "On Her Majesty's Secret Service" MUSSOLINI TO EMBARK ON CHEST EXPANSION CAMPAIGN ~The Onion

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That was classic!! Hans

My favorite, from "Brannigan Begin Again":

"So, you thought you could get away with it, but you forgot one thing: Rock crushes scissors... but scissors cut paper... and paper covers rock... Kif, we have a conundrum. Search them for paper! And bring me a rock."

Zapp: "The key to victory is discipline. And that means a well-made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep." Fry: "You mean while I'm sleeping in it?" Zapp: "You won't have time for sleeping soldier! Not with all the bed-making you'll be doing."

Zapp: "The alien mothership is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate." Kif: "Ugh...."

(Not exact quote, but one of my faves...) Zapp: "Leela, does the same company that made your bra make a girdle? I only ask cuz a friend of mine...."

-Chris

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How could you forget...

Zapp: "And remember our mission is simple. Destroy all aliens" Kiff: "emm... errr... not me sir" Zapp: "Oh... yes... right... nobody destroy Kiff...." (aside and whispering) "....not unless you have to"

But my favourite is

Zapp "If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate" Kiff: "uuuugggghhhhhh"

Paul

"I know this Leela is a very sensuous creature but what manner of captain is she?" blah blah blah..... "Just a couple of schmoes working for the Man, even if he is a hot sexy female man!"

I like the 'have the boy...' one too.... he gets the best lines i think.

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