Good evening my jolly robot-fancy friends! My adventures in the steamy world of alt.sex.midget have come to an end--no pun intended you cheeky little monkeys! It seems that the midgets were less active than I would have liked.
But all is not lost. I am pleased to announce there are a few new additions to the FlipScrip family. My family of sea monkeys have finally come to life! It was simple. I took a bowl and added what I refer to as "body water" and then tossed in a handful of dried monkey eggs. I expected to have monkeys and monkey undrewater cities by dinner time. But not much happened at first. Actually they sat for several days and stewed in the Flip squeezins. Then it happened. During last Tuesday's episode of Robots 3000, they sprung to life. As I did my usual dance to the opening theme, I noticed some motion in the ocean. I was barely able to finish the third and climatic stage of my opening gyrations. I was so excited that I skipped my post-dance cool down.
Once again those talented little doodlers and scribblers at Fox have made my life worth living. The creation that we call Robots 3000, the show that has tickled our collective funny bones for well over 5 episodes, has done it again. That force field that I call the "funny vibe" jumped from my B&W screen and jolted those crazy little monkeys to life. They were beautiful, my friend.
I call the little one Fry. He's funny. There is one that is somewhat mutated. I call him Bender. He's funny too. There is another with breast-like appendages that I call Leela. Then there are two that look an awful lot alike, I call them Sister and Sister. And then there are about 20 other little bastards that I don't have any type of relationship with at all. I gave little Fry some pants to wear. Bender, being a robot of sorts, doesn't require pants. He's my best friend. My new friends jump around like crazy while Robot 3000 is on. And my robot-fanatics, that show is always on in my house! It seems that they know when to laugh and when not to laugh. When to chuckle and when to dance. Like the other night, when the TV Fry cried out the water emperor guy and then the emperor guy kept hitting Fry. And then Bender said he still wanted his turn too. That was funny. And the monkeys, they laughed and laughed and laughed. Then I think Leela ate one of the Sisters.