Dear Fox, thank you so much for another season of hoping someone will record Futurama so that I can watch it on a shitty little panel in Realmedia format.
As Xmas is rapidly approaching, it is in the spirit of the season that I offer you and yours a humble "I hope you all get anthrax and die you mangy goat-fucking skanks" for once again opting to thrill us with the vastly entertaining display of overpaid ass-slapping homo felons chasing a sack of air around and treating the bearer of said sack of air to a testosterone- pumped group hump.
Yessir, myself, and the denizens of every trailer park and cellblock in America would like to thank you a fucking lot for pre-empting one of your few intelligent and entertaining programs for this violent quasi-homo asshump.