How many of you guys fantasize of sitting in a hamock with a marguerita in your hand watching Leela in white panties karate chopping wooden block with those shapely legs of hers??? C'mon now fess up.
Ahem...
Jul 31, 199926 posts by 14 postersalt.tv.futurama
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If I was an alcoholic, that's what I'd think. But I'm not, so screw you.
As for the original post, I prefer pina coladas, and if I was going to have a fantasy about Leela, it wouldn't involve a karate exhibition. <grin>
Jeremy, seek help!
Bread wrote in message news:[email]...
Your life must really suck to be fantasizing about a cartoon character.
Your life must swallow fantasizing about your own mother...
C'mon seriously you can't tell me you watch the show for any other reason than to get off on Leela kicking alien butt. What other reason could there be, other than you're to lazy not to change the channel? Its not like its a funny show. I mean, does anyone watch "Ally McBeal" for a deeper understanding of America's legal system? Don't be silly.
Ok, ok, you didn't like my first Leela fantasy. Ok, I won't accuse you of being gay, I'll just give you another one: Leela in nothing but white panties using you as her human pummel horse! It doesn't get any better than that, no siree bob...
Bread wrote in message
Too each his own, I guess. : )
Charlie
"The more that things change, the more they stay the same."
Good God you people need help badly! Sheesh. One thing that will make you stop fantasizing is close your eyes and imagine Pot Bellied Homer Simpson Of Pip J Fry doing that Karate thing. It make you feel sick *Bleeeeeeeeeech* - Kara - (The usually Robbie Quote. Ya'll know it)
Your life must really suck to spend time putting down people fantasizing about cartoon characters.
Your life must really suck to spend time putting down people who put down people for fantasizing about cartoon characters.
See how stupid this all sounds? That's what happens when someone responds to a troll post.
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dumb children with no parental supervision, and access to a hammer.On Sun, 01 Aug 1999 12:34:22 -0400, Dave wrote:
Life sucks.
Ok, Mr. Schopenhauer.
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dumb children with no parental supervision, and access to a hammer.Yeah! and you really suck..... doh!
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I hadn't thought of it....until now. I don't drink margueritas.
No,no,no my friend, Amy in pink panties doing homework with a white russian thats what i dream about
To paraphrase Homer Simpson, "Mmmm...Aaaammyyyy."
Ashlon Rekot wrote in message ...
Homer almost got lucky with that hot looking grad student. 'Member? "Mmmmmm....Sweet, Sweet Candy!". But he wussed out.
Isn't that the same line that Zapp Branigan used on Leela?
Bread wrote in message ...
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marguerita
Bender in black panties polishing chrome. Yeah, that's the ticket.
Thats what my friggin' lawn mower fantasizes about.
Briggs and Straton? Gawd, when are they going to start running more new episodes?
Jolly Green Giant wrote in message ...
ROBOT Pornography Alert! =*WhooOOP-WhooOOP*=
"Mmmm, Bender!" *YUM-YUM* Ohhh, YESS! He can polish my chrome and lube my gears any time!
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Eye, for one, would definitely bump uglies with her, were she not a cartoon character.
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Bump uglies?
Maybe you need a more attractive partner. Or a better self image.
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dumb children with no parental supervision, and access to a hammer.Honestly, what's wrong with you? You must have the most severe emotional problems I've ever heard of. I really hope you're kidding.