Well, here's a small fanscript I'm working on. I advise you however, that it's *very* rough.
TITLE CARD: In October of 3001, an absent-minded professor sent three employees on a cargo delivery in the woods of Burkittsonia 4 and were never seen again. The only footage left was found in the eye of the obnoxious, alcoholic robot
A montage of the footage sets in, accompanied by a haunting, mysterious breathing heard in the background.
First is footage of Leela presenting her document infont of a sign saying "BURKITTSONIA FOUR est. 2824". The holographic sign then fizzles out, followed by Fry, in the background, kicking it back in. He looks to the camera and gives a thumbs up.
Second is Leela looking to a bundle of sticks, tied together with sheet metal. Inside is torn up wires, sparking electricity, and memory chips labeled "the mega-byte readouts of the lunar fembotd".
Third is a close-up short of Leela in tears. The upper corner of her face in a corner, with half her eye showing.
A Fourth shot is them in a dark cabin. The breathing stops as well as the montage sequence, as Leela approaches a tall, bony, thing floating inches off the air, being hairy, and covered in robes.
FRY: Here's some bushy sticks with super-glue and spray-on twine.
MYSTERIOUS FIGURE: <in a cackling voice> Thank you, flesh-ed young one. Not even 215 years of exile have I learned to make these things. ::She holds up a crude attempt at a stick figure, as legs fall off::
LEELA: Don't we get pay, I thought you'd give us money on the spot?
MYSTERIOUS FIGURE: I must umm... discuss it with my coven.
FRY: I thought you said you lived in exil-
MYSTERIOUS FIGURE: Be gone with you! Or you shall be bound and disembowled, now out!
<THEME SONG> Subtitle Gag:
SEEN FROM 8800942 x exponent3 PLANETS
Fry, Leela, and Bender sit at a table, watching the news.
FEMALE REPORTER- And at present, no stake burnings of heretic rainforest protestors has occured.
MORBO- Puny Earth Denizens know not to rely on technology.
FEMALE REPORTER- In other news, a family in Philadelphia filed a lawsuit against Mom Co. for her new product, InstantTranspant, a brain-transplanting device.
MORBO- Inferior humans lack strength with their Uni-Cranium and Uni-brain, another inferior addition to their worthless existence.
FEMALE REPORTER- Stay tuned for our next segment, Point-Point: Inferior humans. Taking the point will be Morbo, and taking the point will be the Elder Robot from Chapek 9.
MORBO- Yes, please keep atuned. And to mindless humans, you watch on your puny television set, unaware of the infinite holographic receptions available.
FRY: I think that guy was talking about something or other.
LEELA: You didn't miss a thing.
BENDER: Don't hide the truth from the meatbag, you cyclops.
Proffesor Farnsworth then walks in carrying a package to be delivered by the trio. "Good news, everybody!"
Bender being lowered into water with sparky circuits exposed, the P.E. ship flying through an asteroid field from pirates attacking, a planet below them encaving as they run away, and Fry chained to a wall with knives being thrown at him, missing::
FRY So we're going to a planet inhabited by super-intelligent Beetles?
LEELA Don't think of the Eend as that, Fry. Sentience and advancement isn't "super-intelligent", and insectoids with very armored exoskeleton isn't a "beetle".
BENDER Yeah, just think of them as Beetles with intelligence. Wait, is the intelligence super, or semi?
LEELA Well that's elaborative.
BENDER Shut up. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go look at some elaborate porno!
FRY Won't they eat us alive though?
LEELA Yeah, they might. Some have waged war.
FRY But what happened to our armor?
LEELA The Genetic Enzyme People of Gastrica 6 diminished it.
FRY Man.
<A Beeping is then heard, as Leela pulls the warp lever, as the P.E. ship arrives infront of Eendian>
LEELA Well, we're here.
<The comm then turns on> Welcome to Eend. Our features include: Urban Metropolises, Cities, Hellish Megalopolises, and Cold Industrial Horizons. We hope you have a tropical time.