Apparently, the ending to "War is the H-Word" was pre-empted by the annoucement of the certified returns in Florida. Here's how it ended, after some SPOILER SPACE: 40
35 How ironic - most Fox stations showed the Raiders but not "Futurama"; mine showed "Futurama" but not the Raiders
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Bender: Well, this is just great! What's the point of livin' if I can't say ass? (GASP) Hey, I didn't blow up! Ass ass ass ass ass! All right! I'm back in the saddle! Leela: We couldn't disarm the bomb, so we reset the word that triggers it. Amy: It's from the list of words you almost never say. Bender: That's using your ass! So what's the word? Hermes: We think it's better if you don't know. Bender: Oh, come on. I'm not gonna say it. Please? Ooh - is it "please"? Fry: Nope. Bender: Hmmm, words I never say. Oh, I know - "thanks". Leela: Bender, stop trying to destroy the world. Bender: Wait wait wait wait. Is it "sorry"? No. "Funderful". Nuh. "Non-alcoholic"? Amy / Fry / Hermes / Zoidberg (simultaneously): Quit it! / Bender! / Stupid mon! / Enough already! (Scene fades back showing the outside of the building) Bender: Compassion. Shrimptoast. Antiquing? (BOOM - flash of white, followed by black screen) I'm all right... [The closed captioning says the last line is "Hootenany?"]