The ending to "War is the H-Word"

S03E02 War Is the H-WordliveNov 26, 2000the same night9 posts by 5 postersalt.tv.futurama
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Apparently, the ending to "War is the H-Word" was pre-empted by the annoucement of the certified returns in Florida. Here's how it ended, after some SPOILER SPACE: 40

35 How ironic - most Fox stations showed the Raiders but not "Futurama"; mine showed "Futurama" but not the Raiders

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Bender: Well, this is just great! What's the point of livin' if I can't say ass? (GASP) Hey, I didn't blow up! Ass ass ass ass ass! All right! I'm back in the saddle! Leela: We couldn't disarm the bomb, so we reset the word that triggers it. Amy: It's from the list of words you almost never say. Bender: That's using your ass! So what's the word? Hermes: We think it's better if you don't know. Bender: Oh, come on. I'm not gonna say it. Please? Ooh - is it "please"? Fry: Nope. Bender: Hmmm, words I never say. Oh, I know - "thanks". Leela: Bender, stop trying to destroy the world. Bender: Wait wait wait wait. Is it "sorry"? No. "Funderful". Nuh. "Non-alcoholic"? Amy / Fry / Hermes / Zoidberg (simultaneously): Quit it! / Bender! / Stupid mon! / Enough already! (Scene fades back showing the outside of the building) Bender: Compassion. Shrimptoast. Antiquing? (BOOM - flash of white, followed by black screen) I'm all right... [The closed captioning says the last line is "Hootenany?"]

Don Del Grande, [email] Well, I almost got through a Futurama post without mentioning the NFL on Fox...

Don Del Grande wrote: <Snip good stuff>

And for those who just must have a visual. www.futuramaoutlet.com has the ending up in .WMA format. only 786K.

Mike Zaite ICQ:25758172 "...Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon the super karate monkey death car would park in my space. But Jimmy has fancy plans... and pants to match. The monkey clown horrible karate round and yummy like cute
scArAMichael Zaitealt.tv.futurama

Mixmaster Mike Zaite, whatcha got to say?

(sorry, couldn't resist)

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IF you can play it, that is. It's not working with my WiMP for some reason... what version was it designed for?

Anyone got an alternate format?

Michael ZaitescArAalt.tv.futurama

scArA wrote:

*Blank confused look*

Didn't work for me to begin with either. You have to use IE (If you have win98 it's always on your system) Then Download to open it and it will Automaticaly open Media Player2(need that one cause it Auto downloads needed codecs) and download the needed codec.

Mike Zaite ICQ:25758172 "...Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon the super karate monkey death car would park in my space. But Jimmy has fancy plans... and pants to match. The monkey clown horrible karate round and yummy like cute small baby

Media Player 2? D'oh -- I have Media Player version 7.00.blah.blah and it doesn't work. But it did have the courtesy to advise that "no further help" was available on why it could not play this clip.

I guess all we can do is appeal to the encoder's sense of decency....

"Mark J. Finegold" wrote:

That is Media Player2 Mine is 6.01.etc.. Microsoft is a bunch of idiots when it comes to coherency. Like I said you need it to recognise .wmv files. and be online so it can auto download the codec. Even if you completely dispise Internet Explorer it's the easyest way to make it work right.

Mike Zaite ICQ:25758172 "...Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon the super karate monkey death car would park in my space. But Jimmy has fancy plans... and pants to match. The monkey clown horrible karate round and yummy like cute small baby chick would beat
scArAMichael Zaitealt.tv.futurama

Mike Zaite, wit' yo bad self running things:

(once again, couldn't resist)

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Isn't there some way I can just download the codecs manually?

Michael ZaitescArAalt.tv.futurama

If you know what they are sure They sould be somewhere on the Microsoft site. But I don't know what they are.

Mike Zaite ICQ:25758172 "...Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon the super karate monkey death car would park in my space. But Jimmy has fancy plans... and pants to match. The monkey clown horrible karate round and yummy