Is "Mom" a lesbian?

May 7, 19994 posts by 4 postersalt.tv.futurama
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Greywizardalt.tv.futurama

Well, I don't think her sexuality has been discussed in this newsgroup yet... :)

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Mom isn't just a rug-muncher, she's a downright carnivore! She'll chew up anything that gets in her path. All (BAD) puns aside, I think the last thing on Mom's mind is sex... that said, she DOES have three sons (though not very bright ones), so that *had* to have come from somewhere. Although, it could be conjectured that in the 30th century they'd have gotten test-tube fertilization down to a (ahem) science, so maybe she had the urge to raise some dopes, but never really went though the whole marriage thing (a dad for her sons was never mentioned, I don't think). Her last son, though, the dumbest one... he musta been hatched when Mom was going through a financial slump...

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I think Mom got ahold of the three stooges' DNA and cloned them for her sons.

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