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So, hey, just wondering how many other people look at the one word babble spam and say,"Wow, look at all those people."

It's all Dean Humphries' fault.

Grosse egged me on.

grosse wrote:

There was nothing in Al Capone's vault.

Should we bring this thing to a halt?

• Richard

Charybdis <[email] (TEMP ADDRESS)> wrote in message news:85b5jk$ua1$[email]...

Pleeeease pass the salt. And the gravy.

I can't read the words you clearly wrote My screen is going wavy.

• Richard

you make me want to join the navy

but i cant stand the bad weather

Why should you yield to such displeasure When in possession of your feet and a feather?

• Richard

<< It's all Dean Humphries' fault.

There was nothing in Al Capone's vault.

Should we bring this thing to a halt?

Pleeeease pass the salt. And the gravy. >>

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sincerely, Robert Muldoon

"I don't know all your names, but your my best friends in the world."

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Shut the hell up!

like Bender said to the Chumbawumbas

Charybdis wrote:

Who is John Galt?

<< It's all Dean Humphries' fault.

There was nothing in Al Capone's vault.

Should we bring this thing to a halt?

Who is John Galt? >>

(I don't believe I'm doing this) Second cousin to Charles Karualt

Sincerely, Robert Muldoon

"Hey! There's a _New_ Mexico."

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Please pass the salt.

Buffalo Boy Flatland wrote:

Halt! Don't eat Kuralt! Eating him will make you hurl!

Deacon wrote in message <>

Is that a jab at Milton Berle?

Well, he made a mint dressed like a girl.

Dean Humphries wrote in message news:[email]...

And got paid a fortune for that twirl.

• Richard

Uncle Miltie not in a dress in a state of unfurl?

Well, that's like the nut without the proverbial squirrel.

On Thu, 13 Jan 2000 22:35:22 -0000, "Charybdis" <[email] (TEMP ADDRESS)> wrote:

With his lesser known brother, Merle,

wrote in message news:[email]...

They can really make your hair curl.

• Richard

Does anyone have the URL?

Use AltaVista or go to Hell

• Richard

Charybdis wrote:

But I've used Yahoo for quite a spell. . . .

And Lycos does the trick as well....

• Richard

For me http://www.dogpile.com is truly swell.

Is that the creature of the land where 404s do dwell?

• Richard

On Fri, 14 Jan 2000 22:33:55 -0000, "Charybdis" <[email] (TEMP ADDRESS)> wrote:

Indeed, some say even worse than AOL,

There are no demons that have that distance fell

• Richard

Then what do you make of that Time/Warner merger bombshell?

It signals the start of the corporate nell.

• Richard

Leave it to you, to foretell

It sounds like something out of Orwell

I guess it will all be on the next Montel.

Wow, this thread has really begun to swell.

squirrel.

No more *ell*'s will be its death knell.

Yes, but how does it smell?

Buffalo Boy Flatland wrote in message news:[email]...

Using a computer from Dell?

• Richard

How can you tell?

squirrel.

Using a computer that Microsoft sell.

• Richard