Banzai SUCKS!!!

Aug 3, 2003, 7:48 PM ET30 posts by 17 postersalt.tv.futurama
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entarkapplingalt.tv.futurama

"arkappling" wrote in message news:AbhXa.154743$[email]...

if your talking about that japanese betting show you are wrong. it's hilarious.

Strange Thingentalt.tv.futurama

"ent" wrote in message news:[email]...

yes! nothing will beat the grandma chicken wheelchair challenge!

sam

my band http://www.whatyourenot.com
That GuyStrange Thingalt.tv.futurama

"Strange Thing" wrote in message news:bglb0a$pm9$[email]...

"grandma chicken wheelchair challenge"? I haven't heard of this show, but it sounds great! Can you please describe the grandma chicken wheelchair challenge?

Doug Tabaccoentalt.tv.futurama

"ent" wrote in message news:[email]...

Anyone know where it might be up for download? I've heard about it, and it sounds great :)

Doug Tabacco http://www.dougtabacco.com

I liked the first skit where you had to pick out the transvestite boy from a lineup of young girls in pretty frilly dresses. There was something vaguely disturbing about the whole concept in a vague way, though.

Banzai in general sort of reminds me of that Simpsons episode that parodied Japanese game shows. Like they reverse-engineered the satire, which the Japs seem capable of doing.

Anyhow, it was sort of fun to watch and it was somewhat like actually watching Japanese t.v. without having to go to Japan. Next episode I'm going to move my television into the closet then sit on the floor in there with some ramen and saki, and pretend I'm in Japan. (For dessert, a $200 cubical watermelon that accesses the internet via an implanted nanochip, of course.)

In alt.tv.simpsons, on the "Re: Banzai SUCKS!!!" thread, somedude wrote:

Agreed on both points. <mock accent=Japanese>Bwah ha ha! Now little boy psychologically scarred for LIFE! Bwah ha ha ha! Now on to next gaming opportunity!</mock accent>

Perhaps, but an article I read in the newspaper implied that the show was actually produced stateside.

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"Benjamin Robinson" wrote in message news:[email]...

I think its british, but not totally sure.

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"ent" [email] wrote:

I think you might be right, i'm getting the impression it's new to you lot but it was on in britain around a year ago, suggesting it's originally from the uk. I'm pretty sure it's not japanese as it's too spoof-like and if I remember correctly some people complained it was mocking japanese culture a while back.

That's not normal: normal is coming home to find your mother nailed to a cross screaming verses from the book of Mormon, your dad performing a dark ritual with your brother as the sacrifice, and your sister getting railed by a goat.

somedude writes:

This was the first and last time I saw any of "Banzai", and when the transvestite boy skit was on, I immediately remembered seeing a promo showing the boy taking off the wig, which of course blew any suspense that skit might have held. I don't know who's dumber, the people making "Banzai" or the Fox promo department.

Steve VanDevender "I ride the big iron" http://jcomm.uoregon.edu/~stevev [email] PGP keyprint 4AD7AF61F0B9DE87 522902969C0A7EE8 Little things break, circuitry burns / Time flies while my little world turns Every day comes, every day goes / 100 years and nobody shows -- Happy Rhodes

"Steve VanDevender" wrote in message news:[email]...

The number of spoilers I have seen in Fox promos would indicate the latter is true.

Yours truly, Some bozo

That GuyDr Musicalt.tv.futurama

"Dr Music" wrote in message news:0KIXa.625217$[email]...

Besides, it would have been way cooler if they made that that the guy had to have sex with the girl he chose... even if the "girl" was the transvestite. THAT would make it interesting.

"Dr Music" wrote in message news:...

And they did it again! Last night, they had a preview of next week's show, where a guy tries to pilot a robot (with a dead chicken on top) across the highway, and the announcer asks, "Will the chicken cross the road?" Nope. It got squashed. -- Christopher Heckman

I used to have cable from the last guy who lived here. I see a lot of satellite dishes around but don't get this concept of "buy." You mean people, like, *pay* for t.v.? What the hell country is this, Russia? France?

"somedude" wrote in message news:[email]...

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Worse. Pay for COMMERCIAL t.v. You pay to watch more channels worth of commercials. They have it at my Girlfriend's place so I mooch off of them. No sense letting it go to waste.

Mike "Broadcast Only Cheap Bastard" Zaite ICQ:25758172

somedude wrote in message news:...

And then you can go for an airplane ride and Godzilla can grab the airplane out of the sky!

Space

J44xmarkapplingalt.tv.futurama

["arkappling"; Sun, 03 Aug 2003 23:48:48 GMT]

I've love to know how it was discovered that they are salty ...

J44XM, Colgate Cavity Patrol "Call me mint jelly, 'cause I'm on the lam!" -- Abraham J. Simpson
mykiesomedudealt.tv.futurama

somedude wrote in news:3F3710C2.1340 @somefreakinplace.com:

Don't get too hooked. You know the wise execs at Fux are going to yank it as soon as they figure out it has a cult following...

...and replace it with another Idiot Breeding Experiment (woohoo! let's hear it for Paradise Hotel every Monday night! Hold on, when was Family Guy on again?)

J44xmmykiealt.tv.futurama

["mykie"; Tue, 12 Aug 2003 07:40:58 GMT]

"And now, presenting Fox's hit new show, "Joe Idol Temptation"!

J44XM, Colgate Cavity Patrol Heard about that new Fox show, "Performing Ass"?
That GuyJ44xmalt.tv.futurama

"J44xm" wrote in message news:[email]...

I think because they sting when they hit him in the eyes.

J44xmarkapplingalt.tv.futurama

["arkappling"; Sun, 03 Aug 2003 23:48:48 GMT]

I just watched it for the first time yesterday, and I kind of liked it, in a weird way. It's ridiculous enough to be passable, but it doesn't belong between "Futurama" and "The Simpsons." It's more of a Saturday evening thing, instead of "COPS."

J44XM, Colgate Cavity Patrol Heard about that new Fox show, "Performing Ass"?

["Aaron Hirshberg"; Tue, 12 Aug 2003 15:03:28 GMT]

Mmmmm ... sausage dog ...

J44XM, Colgate Cavity Patrol Heard about that new Fox show, "Performing Ass"?
arkapplingJ44xmalt.tv.futurama

"J44xm" wrote in message news:[email]...

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You know, I think you hit the nail on the head. I don't hate the show so much as resent it's time slot. It doesn't go in the lineup. Like you said--Saturday evening COPS kinda thing.

"arkappling" wrote in message news:JFi_a.167040$[email]...

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I don't really know why it isn't on on Saturday. That show really seems like a Drunk with friends show. Not a monday morning water cooler show.

Mike Zaite ICQ:25758172

"Michael Zaite" wrote in message news:...

It will never end up on Saturday. Once FOX discovers it has a following, they'll move it to Thursday 8PM and kill it.