I moved from LA to Boston 1 Aug., donating my huge console TV just hours before. I've been getting my Chandler "fix" from memory and this group (thanks, by the way). Good news is: bought new TV and VCR, they've arrived...reception sucks...getting baby cable this coming Tuesday... And I'm sooo damn happy that I'll be getting my daily fix sooooon.... Meanwhile... could you folks give me some of the best ChanChanMan lines you can think of? Appreciate it. (Just a few more days, just a few more days...)
-------------------- Rachel: It's a trifle, it's got all of these layers. First there's a layer of lady fingers, then a layer of jam, then custard - which I made from scratch. Then raspberries, more ladyfingers then beef saut�ed with peas and onions and then a little bit more custard and then bananas and then I just put some whipped cream on top. -------------------- The One Where Ross Got High.
To reply to me remove the "NO SPAM PLEASE" entries in the e-mail address. --------------------
That is so NOT....that is so NOT...that is so N...OH SHUT UP!! ------ Oh...I'm sorry. We don't have your sheep here. ------ Oh here Janice. Have a hubbabubba birthday! ------ You can't go! I have your shoe! ------ Oh look....it's WRANICE! ------
=+= Marcel =+=
Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
Here's all the times that Chandler said "happen"...
105 "TOW the East German Laundry Detergent"
CHANDLER: No, I know, but it's just so hard, you know? I mean, you're
sitting there with her, she has no idea what's happening, and
then you finally get up the courage to do it, and there's the
horrible awkward moment when you've handed her the note.
109 "TOW Underdog Gets Away"
CHANDLER: The most unbelievable thing has happened. Underdog has just gotten away.
CHANDLER: Come on. An 80-foot inflatable dog let loose over the city. How often does that happen?
110 "TOW the Monkey"
CHANDLER: I happen to know a Fun Bob.
113 "TOW the Boobies"
CHANDLER: Y'know, I don't see that happening?
114 "TOW the Candy Hearts"
CHANDLER: Ross, you gotta get back in the game here, ok? The Rachel thing is not happening, your ex-wife's a lesbian, you...
118 "TOW All the Poker"
CHANDLER: Is this still about her whole 'The Flintstones could've really happened' thing?
CHANDLER: Dee, the sarcastic sister from What's Happening.
CHANDLER: There just don't happen to be any women in our games.
CHANDLER: That's alright, I'll take it. Bad things happen to me anyway. This way I can break 'em up with a movie.
119 "TOW the Monkey Gets Away"
CHANDLER: I mean, don't you think if things were gonna happen with Rachel, they would've happened already?
124 "TOW Rachel Finds Out"
CHANDLER: Yes, I know, as it happens my room is very very close to the parade route.
201 "TOW Ross's New Girlfriend"
CHANDLER: Well, listen, don't tell us what's gonna happen though, 'cause I like to be surprised.
CHANDLER: So what the hell happened to you in China? I mean, when last we left you, you were totally in love with, you know.
208 "TOW the List"
CHANDLER: Alright, let's get some perspective here, ok? These things, they happen for a reason.
211 "TOW the Lesbian Wedding"
CHANDLER: Believe me, sometimes that happens.
219 "TOW Eddie Won't Go"
CHANDLER: So what happened?
221 "TOW the Bullies"
CHANDLER: What just happened?
304 "TOW the Metaphorical Tunnel"
CHANDLER: Well, not me. But that's what's happened, and, ah, and, and there's more. We should take a trip.
305 "TOW Frank Jnr."
CHANDLER: Hey-hey-hey. So what happened? A forest tick you off?
310 "TOW Rachel Quits"
CHANDLER: Tell us what happened, Brown Bird Ross.
312 "TOW All the Jealousy"
CHANDLER: Look, don't you see what's happening here. Instead of hitting
on her right away, he's becoming her confidant. Now he's gonna
be the guy she goes to, to complain about you.
315 "TOW Ross and Rachel Take a Break"
CHANDLER: Why? What happened to him?
321 "TOW a Chick. And a Duck"
CHANDLER: So um, after you put the suggestion in the box, how long did it take for the roller skating thing to happen?
CHANDLER: If they can't find a home for her, they kill her! And I'm not gonna let that happen to little Yasmine!
401 "TOW the Jellyfish"
CHANDLER: Look, Ross, you have what you want, you're back with Rachel.
If you bring this up now you're gonna wreck the best thing
that ever happened to you.
402 "TOW the Cat"
CHANDLER: (Letting Joey out) What happened?!!
CHANDLER: What the hell happened?!! How were you locked in?!! And where the hell is all of our stuff?!!
403 "TOW the 'Cuffs"
CHANDLER: It did enter my mind! But then something happened that made it, shoot right out.
407 "TOW Chandler Crosses the Line"
CHANDLER: What happened?
CHANDLER: Ooh! Yes! Okay! Here's what we do, we-we forget it happened.
408 "TOW Chandler in a Box"
CHANDLER: What happened? What happened?!
409 "TOW They're Gonna Party!"
CHANDLER: Look you don't understand, Gandalf is amazing. Y'know you're
never know what's gonna end up happening, you go out for a
couple of beers and end up on a fishing boat to Nova Scotia!
413 "TOW Rachel's Crush"
CHANDLER: Y'know, I-I could see how this could happen, y'know you're up there every night, you're naked, touching, kissing.
CHANDLER: Well, that is what happened, and I don't even see you denying this!
CHANDLER: Yeah, well, don't expect that to happen anytime soon!
414 "TOW Joey's Dirty Day"
CHANDLER: Y'know, I knew something like this was going to happen.
415 "TOW All the Rugby"
CHANDLER: Right! I just think that this is happening too soon.
418 "TOW Rachel's New Dress"
CHANDLER: You actually think that something can happen between Emily and Susan?
421 "TOW the Invitation"
CHANDLER: It seems like all of a sudden so much has happened.
505 "TOW the Kips"
CHANDLER: It happened in London.
506 "TOW the Yeti"
CHANDLER: That didn't happen, I made that up!
CHANDLER: Kind of? If you just kept this to yourself none of this would've happened.
510 "TOW the Inappropriate Sister"
CHANDLER: When did that happen to you?!
514 "TOW Everyone Finds Out"
CHANDLER: The weirdest thing happened at the coffee house, I think, I think Phoebe was hitting on me.
517 "TOW Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss"
CHANDLER: So what happened?
CHANDLER: Oh, what can happen? I mean, would you- (He gestures and spills some of his coffee.)
CHANDLER: Yeah! I've never been in a relationship that's lasted this
long before. Y'know to get past the beginning and still be
around each other all the time, I think that's pretty
incredible. And the fact that this is happening all with
you, yeah I think that's pretty exciting. (Kisses her.)
523 "TOI Vegas (part 1)"
CHANDLER: That's the worse thing that can happen on an anniversary ever!
CHANDLER: Why?! What happened?!
602 "TOW Ross Hugs Rachel"
CHANDLER: When are we gonna tell Rachel what is actually gonna happen?
606 "TOO the Last Night"
CHANDLER: Now that one card could be worth $100 bringing your total to
1,500. Don't get too excited because that's not gonna happen
unless you get- No way!
610 "TOW the Routine"
CHANDLER: That's where Joey gave me some stuff to store that I've never seen before in my life! Okay, that did not just happen!
611 "TOW the Apothecary Table"
CHANDLER: So you kissed her, so what happened after that?
616 "TOT Could Have Been (part 2)"
CHANDLER: No you are not! You are sweet and wonderful and this is gonna happen for you.
CHANDLER: When you were talking about Roger, that was killing me! Look, things like last night they don't just happen.
622 "TOW Paul's the Man"
CHANDLER: I'm not freaking out. Why would I be freaking out? A woman
named Hildi called and said we were getting married, but that
happens everyday.
625 "TOW the Proposal (part 2)"
CHANDLER: Nothing happened? Nothing? So you didn't tell my girlfriend that you love her?
On Fri, 29 Sep 2000 17:54:02 GMT, [email] wrote: Meanwhile...
This is a great thread..I'm saving all the posts to use in future sig files.<G> but I didn't see one of my favorites yet... "Penis schmenis, we're all just people."
I don't actually like Chandler's sarcastic quips - I much prefer the insights he gives us...
101 "TOW Monica Gets a New Roommate"...
CHANDLER: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian. (The others stare at him) Did I say that out loud?
123 "TOW the Birth"...
RACHEL: Oh, god, I can't believe one of us actually has one of these.
CHANDLER: I know, I still am one of these.
208 "TOW the List"...
ROSS: I don't know what to do. What am I gonna do? I mean, this, this is like a complete nightmare.
CHANDLER: Oh, I know. This must be so hard. Oh, no. Two women love me.
They're both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet's too small for my
fifties, and my diamond shoes are too tight.
211 "TOW the Lesbian Wedding"...
CHANDLER: Well now you understand how I feel every single day, ok? The world is my lesbian wedding.
414 "TOW Joey's Dirty Day"...
PHOEBE: Come on! Let us be guys! Maybe we want to be guys!
CHANDLER: You don't want to be guys, you'd be all hairy and wouldn't live as long.
On Sat, 30 Sep 2000 20:40:04 GMT, [email] (AsylumGal) wrote:
Another couple of classics:
Ooh, you know, I had a grape about five hours ago, so I'd better split this with you (115 TOW The Stoned Guy)
But, the silver lining, if you wanna see it, is that he made the decision all by himself without any outside help whatsoever. (201 TOW Ross's New Girlfriend)
Checkin' out the Chan-Chan man! (320 TOW The Dollhouse)
Well she's, she's the kinda girl (beat) Joey was unconscious. (420 TOW All The Wedding Dresses)
Yeah, listen, how cold is it going to be there? Do I need a coat or will all these sweater vests be enough? (522 TOW Joey's Big Break)
It was working until you showed up, you big tree! (Season 6 finale... title left out for spoiler reasons!!)