most words

Mar 8, 2004, 11:49 AM ET40 posts by 12 postersalt.tv.friends
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Forestalt.tv.friends

Which 'Friend' do you think has had the most lines?

I would say Rach

In article , "Forest" wrote:

You're probably right. These are the total number of words spoken for episodes 101-924...

   Rachel ..... 88,245
   Ross ....... 85,843
   Chandler ... 79,397
   Joey ....... 78,981
   Monica ..... 74,794
   Phoebe ..... 73,611
   Boys ...... 244,221
   Girls ..... 236,650

..if you ask nicely, I'll do S10 (so far) for you.

Tennant Stuart

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nyahTennant Stuartalt.tv.friends

"Tennant Stuart" wrote in message news:[email]...

It seems so little... and how on earth do you know this?

Forestnyahalt.tv.friends

I'm guessing he does a word cound from the transcripts

"nyah" wrote in message news:c2kbo3$raq$[email]...

nyahForestalt.tv.friends

"Forest" wrote in message news:[email]...

I though that as well first, but then I realised that a word count, in msword for example, won't distinguish between what's being said by whom, unless, ofcourse, there is some special word counter out there I know nothing about :)

nyah

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"nyah" wrote in message news:c2kujc$30b$[email]...

a quick script in perl can use the transcript in a txt format and will do that for you in a matters of seconds....

C, too lazy to hand count his own words

nyahCapelloalt.tv.friends

"Capello" wrote in message news:404e1f23$0$279$[email]...

ah! I hadn't thought of that:) Thanks!

nyah

Tennant StuartCapelloalt.tv.friends

In article , "Capello" wrote:

Don't forget to allow for stage directions in brackets...

ROSS: (Mortified) Hi.

..is only one word, not two.

Also, spoken numbers & stuttering can be very tricky...

ROSS: 801 is-is Utah.

..is six words, not two or three or four or seven.

Tennant

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Tennant Stuartnyahalt.tv.friends

In article , "nyah" wrote:

Three words - msword is crap.

Tennant

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Tennant Stuart wrote:

As the average human being doesn't need a word processor for anything other than writing a letter every now and then, it's not Word, but your statement that is crap.

It may not have all the fancy features you want or it may use up more disk space than whatever you use, but we live in the days were a gigabyte of hard drive space is as expensive as a BigMac, if not less, so who gives a fuck?

Andr�
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saschacookie dudealt.tv.friends

bill g.? is it you? thought your name was andr� - my fault!

it's not a question of disk space, dude, it's a question of "actually working software". if you ever have to write some big piece of text (possibly containing images) like a dissertation, help yourself and DON'T use word!!! if you like adventures, USE it ... :-)

Sascha

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Sascha wrote:

Eh, I wrote my diss on Word. No big. (Not that I'm a Gates apologist--I hate 'em all. ;) )

Belphoebe
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lucky you ;-) i tried and failed. so i used openoffice and it worked. i actually also DO know some lucky guys who used word and did not have problems. :-)

Petersaschaalt.tv.friends

No matter how you slice it, dissertating is miserable. I feel for the people who had to do them on typewriters (*shudder*). ;)

Belphoebe
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Sascha wrote:

Which part of 'average human' didn't you understand? It's hardly like the average person writes one dissertation after the other. Even then, I've never had any problems placing images within a document with Word, whereas with OOo, even though I'd downloaded the German version, it wouldn't recognize any of the deliberate spelling mistakes I made to test it. The error message I got when I ran the spellchecker a second time didn't help either. So I'll stick with Word, because it does everything I expect from a word processor, something that I can't say about OOo just yet. And I have the most recent version of that (1.1.0)

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saschacookie dudealt.tv.friends

so dude, you've got your experiences and your opinion and i've got mine. what's the matter with you?! if you want to use it, use it! it's fine with me. i'm not going to fight over a stupid word processor.

but i didn't like this: "... it's not Word, but your statement that is crap."

there are a lot of people who can tell you about severe problems using msword based on their very own experiences AND there are people who only have had good experiences. i wouldn't call neither of their statements crap.

so this is not the right place to do a "microsoft-pros-and-cons"-discussion and i'm not going to. let's just see it this way: use what ever you want and don't complain if it doesn't work out well in the end.

cookie dude schrieb:

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Sascha wrote:

Neither am I. Bashing a product for the sake of it is stupid, and that's exactly what Tennant did. In his opinion, Word sucks because it's made by Microsoft. That's like saying Linux is stupid because Linus Torvalds' haircut sucks. If you took offense to my statement, then I can't really help it, but I'm not one to let such dumb comments go by unmentioned.

Tough. It was a dumb statement to make and it got the response it deserved

All I'm saying is that I find all these Anti-Microsoft statements very tiring. It's about as rebellious or cool as liking Eminem.

And while we're at it, top posting is a no-no. http://learn.to/quote

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Tennant Stuartnyahalt.tv.friends

In article , "nyah" wrote:

All the episodes (except 1014) are available as transcripts.

After that, all you need is a computer... ;)

Tennant

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nyahTennant Stuartalt.tv.friends

"Tennant Stuart" wrote in message news:[email]...

lol, you can shower me techno babble, no probs:) I'm not a programming whiz but, I can handle more information than "all you need is a computer" roftl :) How did you do it? Or is it a deep, dark secret, you cannot reveal? lol ;-)

Tennant Stuartnyahalt.tv.friends

In article , "nyah" wrote:

It's just a simple piece of software that reads through the transcripts while looking very carefully at where the spoken words begin and end.

Tennant

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Tennant Stuartnyahalt.tv.friends

In article , "nyah" wrote:

Just for you Nyah, here are the word-counts for this season so far...

Chandler Joey Monica Phoebe Rachel Ross Total Least Most

1001    413     389     387     581     503     638    2911   387 Mo   638 Ro
1002    257     359     187     302     211     625    1941   187 Mo   625 Ro
1003    318     372     433     292     475     271    2161   271 Ro   475 Ra
1004    313     546     434     364     682     438    2777   313 Ch   682 Ra
1005    253     407     285     428     724     299    2396   253 Ch   724 Ra
1006    351     347     226     336     342     590    2192   226 Mo   590 Ro
1007    354     274     421     516     369     413    2347   274 Jo   516 Ph
1008    545     526     524     492     515     384    2986   384 Ro   545 Ch
1009    485     502     425     262     310     290    2274   262 Ph   502 Jo
1010    522     220     654     469     455     418    2738   220 Jo   654 Mo
1011    396     290     306     266     274     584    2116   266 Ph   584 Ro
1012    449     531     612     927     271     375    3165   271 Ra   927 Ph
1013    252     286     258     312     546     641    2295   252 Ch   641 Ro

Total 4908 5049 5152 5547 5677 5966 32299

So far, Phoebe has had the largest part, in 1012 (unsurprisingly); while Monica had the smallest in 1002. Ross is currently leading the season.

Tennant (this took 3.2 seconds to do, BTW)

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Kathysaschaalt.tv.friends

I was thinking the same thing! ~~~ Kathy

"Sascha" wrote in message news:c2ku7f$1v1uh1$[email]...

Tennant Stuartsaschaalt.tv.friends

In article , Sascha wrote:

Actually, I'm very busy at the moment - but I am fast.

Tennant

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"Tennant Stuart" wrote in message news:[email]...

During the 4 years that i have been around here, either as an ex-poster or a current silent participant of this ng, you have always claimed that you were very busy (so the at the moment comment seems non-realistic) and I have often wondered how you manage to spend so much time on all this. I have come to the conclusion that definitely have too much time on your hands and I can only feel sorry for you once the ng stops being so active in a couple of months.

cookie dudeDennisalt.tv.friends

Scorpio wrote:

I think I have figured out your old screen name ;) Anyway, just thought I'd tell you might want to switch your From: and Reply-To: headers, since spammers mostly only check for the From: header, which seems to have your real email address, whereas you seem to have mangled the Reply-To: header (nospam....), which is used if someone wanted to reply via email to a post of yours.

Of course there is a chance you know all that and I've just wasted your time like a smartass who doesn't know when to keep his mouth shut ;)

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Denniscookie dudealt.tv.friends

"cookie dude" wrote in message news:404f633a$0$27068$[email]...

First off, no, you didn't waste my time cause actually my fiancee had fixed that and it was incorrect so thanks for pointing out for me. Second, I never said that I was in hiding. My name is Dennis and my screen name has always been Scorpio (or Dennis). I am glad that you remember me, btw, cause we used to exchange opinions often back then. I became a lurker mainly cause I was (and still am) busy and don't have time to download the new episodes nor to read AND reply to the messages I would like to so there was no point in me participating like I used.

Tennant StuartDennisalt.tv.friends

In article , "Scorpio" wrote:

If you check with Googol, you'll see that I have been away from the ng for several days at a stretch - and I'm way behind with finishing my review of 1013, and I haven't even started on my 1014 review yet.

I *made* the time to post those replies by doing so at 3 o'clock in the morning, because <sniff> I missed you guys (though not you, Dennis).

Tennant Stuart

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DennisTennant Stuartalt.tv.friends

"Tennant Stuart" wrote in message news:[email]...

Obviously I didn't check your recent track record. I barely got time to read some of the posts of interesting posters so I wouldn't waste my time for nothing. I am sure you wouldn't miss someone who has the balls to contradict you like I had done several times in the past. There is no need to go back down that agonizing road with you again so I'll refrain from commenting any further. No love lost anyway, right?

Scorpio

Tennant Stuart wrote:

PMS'ing, are we?

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In article , cookie dude wrote:

Awww... somebody wants a hug...

Tennant

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Hoitung Leungsaschaalt.tv.friends

most words and most lines are different actually. in fact, the air ones are sometimes slightly different from DVD, so there should be 2 versions of counts as well.

but the "friend" that gives more laughs ... I'd have to say Chandler.

"Sascha" wrote in message news:c2ku7f$1v1uh1$[email]...

Can I ask what do you do for a living that you actually know this information and are not embarrased to share it with others!!! You have way to much time on your hands!!

In article , [email] (Billyfan40) wrote:

I was (until I got involved in the movie business) the Head of Software Support for a large aerospace company; before that I was responsible for designing & analysing flight control systems, both civil & military.

I don't have way too much time on my hands; it just doesn't take me as long to do easy stuff like this as most people do. Sorry. :)

Tennant

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Tennant StuartPieteralt.tv.friends

In article , "Pieter" wrote:

That's what she said!

Tennant

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