Alt Tv Rewind

Coca-ColaJan 9, 2001, 8:19 PM ET

CC:> Moving swiftly on to the last award on the programme and hear to present the award and give a special kiss to the winner Mr. Matt LeBlanc!

[MLB walks onto the stage and waves to the crowd. He approaches the podium and seeing the expectant look from the whole audience.. .]

MLB <sighs>: Hey, how you doin'?

[The female population of the audience either faints or giggles]

MLB:> The nominations for Best Overall Poster were . .

Tennant Stuart Coca-Cola Jacqui Larissa Randy Hinds

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[CC looks at the stage hand inquisitively]

MLB:> Tennant Stuart!

[Tennant comes up to the stage to collect his special prize and make his speech]

CC:> To play us out with their somewhat eclectic mix, please welcome back The New Pretenders!

[The band is wheeled back on stage]

LG:> <spoken over the music> Well I do declare, the littl' darlin' didn't do a bad job did he? Then again it wasn't particularly good I must have had the best ol' tickets here tonight They were for the gig next door! But we're so glad y'all could come Because we all need somebody Y'all, littl' ol' me, those y'all and all y'all Oh that's what I'm talkin' about That's what I'm talkin' about That's what I'm talkin' about That's what, (you) that's what That's what, that's what That's

I'm talkin' about <sung slow> You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend (you, you) And you say he's just a friend (Chandler or Ross?), oh baby (Joey?) You (like to make it work), you got what I need but you say he's just a friend (friends don't do that!) But you say he's just a friend, oh baby You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend (yeah right!) But you say he's just a friend

<rap> On your mark ready set let's go Dance floor pro I know you know I go psycho when my new joint hit Just can't sit Gotta get jiggy wit it Ooh that's it now honey honey come ride DKNY all up in my eye you gotta Prada bag with alotta stuff in it give it to your friend let's spin Let's spin, let's spin

na na na na na na na nana na na na na nana Gettin jiggy with it na na na na na na na nana Wild-wild-west, wild-wild-west!

Oh!

<to a human backbeat> My loneliness is killing me (and I) I must confess I still believe (still believe) When I'm not with you I loose my mind Give me a sign Hit me baby one more time

Bob the builder Can we fix it? Bob the builder Yes we can!

Me with the floorshow Kickin' with your torso Boys getting high And the girls even more so Wave your hands if your not with the man Can I kick it? Near!

Far!

Near!

Far!

Near, far, wherever you are And I know that the heart will go on

Do you believe in life after love (after love) I can feel something inside me say <vibrating>I really don't think you're strong enough

<opera style> Right about now, the funk soul brother Check it out now, the funk soul brother Right about now, the funk soul brother Check it out now, the funk soul brother

Give it to me baby, ah-ha! ah-ha! Give it to me baby, ah-ha! ah-ha! Give it to me baby, ah-ha! ah-ha! And all the girlies said

It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry

Always CC (Who wonders with all these awards ceremonies there seems to be in this modern age, how long it will be before awards will be given to the best ceremonies.)

Tennant StuartJan 10, 2001, 8:28 AM ET↩ Coca-Cola

In article , "Coca-Cola" wrote:

Mr.LeBlanc, members of the ATF Academy, Ladies & Gentlemen, thankyou so much for this special award, which gives me a chance to mention the other people on this newsgroup who have meant so much to me - Adeline, Alex, Alyssa, Didi, Emma, Jacqui, Jonathan, Larissa, Laura, Maï¿½lys, Marcel, Mari, Paul, Phyllis, Randy, Samantha, Sammi, Tom - and a very special lady currently in the depths of America who must remain nameless...

Tennant

Randy HindsJan 10, 2001, 3:29 PM ET↩ Tennant Stuart

Tennant Stuart wrote:

Ahhhhh!!! I've HAD it!!!!!

2 nonimations and I didn't win a one! And I had 4 speeches all written and typed!! I'm pissed, mad, and psychotically unstable.

The beads of sweat swell up on Randy's head, his breathing becomes more rapid, and his eyes dart around furtively. . . . . He starts rocking back and forth in his seat in the audience, his neighbors are beginning to look worried. . . .

"Are you alright?" a voice asks. . .

Randy starts a monotone hum to himself.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Suddenly, without warning, Randy stands up, screams, and withdraws what looks like at first, an automatic weapon from under his coat. . .

Randy takes aim at the nearest people, who scream and crouch in horror as they recoil from his rage. His steely eyes show no mercy as he levels the gun at them.

He snickers to himself evily, then fires as their last gasp of air tranforms into a soft scream, which reverberates off the colliseum walls. . . .

("SQUIRT")

Wait. . . , no that's not a weapon, it's bright orange, and white, and blue, and translucent. And it shoots. . . . water?

It's a super-soaker! Good Lord. What next. . . .

Randy however, continues rampaging throught the arena, mowing down (errrrr, soaking to the bone) people in his relentless pursuit of Tennant, who is on stage at the moment. . . .

"Tennant!!!!" I'm coming for you!!! That award is MINE. MINE!!!"

Tennant stops and wonders what in the world is going on. He notices 3 security guards wrestling a deranged man to the floor, who is open firing on everything and everyone.

"Take that, you jack-booted thugs!" (SQUIRT, SQUIRT, SQUIRT!!!!)

The guards look at one another, like "what's with this guy?, what a freak!"

Randy manages to wrestle himself free and run up on stage, near Tennant, who is standing speechless in front of the mic, appalled. Randy runs toward Tennant, super-soaker aimed at his Armani suit and London Fog overcoat. As Randy approaches Tennant and begins to soak him mercilessly, Tennant rolls his eyes, then looks around for something to stop the assault with. He notices the award nearby, grabs it, and considers using it on Randy. He then has a second thought, not wanting to destroy the award he has had for just a mere minute, tosses the award to Matt, who was in the process of removing his shirt to get in and "kick some serious ass". The only thing remaining is the microphone, which Tennant grabs and begins to pound Randy with . . .

WHUMP!!!
(ow!)
WHUMP!!!
(ow!)
WHUMP!!!
(ow!)

The audience is somewhat horrified, and somewhat disgusted at the unfolding display on stage. The amplified assault reverberates throughout the colliseum, starting a high-pitched feedback screech, to which everyone in the audience cringes (not unlike the look on their faces if one had run their fingernails across a blackboard). The immensely loud squeal continues to amplify, so loud that Randy's vision begins to blur, then fade to a white cloudy fog, enveloping his entire vision field . . . . . . He's lost in the swirling environment, as all his senses are gone. . . He's floating. . .floating. . .

The squeal of the feedback slowly morphs to what sounds like rain on a tin roof. . . . Randy opens his eyes slowly comes around to realize he is still sitting in the audience, who are applauding Tennants acceptance of the award. . . . .

JacquiJan 10, 2001, 4:01 PM ET↩ Randy Hinds

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award.

I nominate this for "best non-acceptance speech ever". :)

Jac (hey, I voted for you and not for myself. How dumb d'ya think I feel?)

Coca-ColaJan 10, 2001, 4:54 PM ET↩ Jacqui

While Clare never disappoints I think this year she's been usurped. :)

Same here!

Always CC (Who thinks it must have been the three other votes that secured Tennant his victory.)

Tennant StuartJan 10, 2001, 11:44 PM ET↩ Coca-Cola

In article , "Coca-Cola" wrote:

I'm glad to hear it was so close. :)

Tennant

Tennant StuartJan 10, 2001, 11:41 PM ET↩ Jacqui

Jacqui wrote:

I second that, especially as I'm still laughing. :)

Always read the rules, Jax... :)

Tennant

JacquiJan 11, 2001, 6:54 AM ET↩ Tennant Stuart

Wasn't rules, was modesty.

Jac

Tennant StuartJan 11, 2001, 8:52 AM ET↩ Jacqui

Jacqui wrote:

Awww... You're so sweet. :)

Tennant

Toni Perry If onlyJan 10, 2001, 4:02 PM ET↩ Randy Hinds

you forgot to name me... :) <sniff> I guess I don't mean that much to you... <sniff>

Tennant StuartJan 10, 2001, 11:43 PM ET↩ Toni Perry If only

In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:

I did *not* forget you, there was a special post for you, which you did not receive. I've reposted it. Activia, Claire, Marita & Tina were also given special mentions, which is why they're not on the above list.

Tennant

Toni Perry If onlyJan 11, 2001, 11:58 AM ET↩ Tennant Stuart

I'll find it somewhere then :) Okay thank you :) sorry I had a go! :)

Tennant StuartJan 11, 2001, 6:04 PM ET↩ Toni Perry If only

In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:

I've told you before to trust me.

Tennant

Toni Perry If onlyJan 12, 2001, 11:39 AM ET↩ Tennant Stuart

okay I've looked and I've looked and I can't find it. under what thread did you post it?

Tennant StuartJan 12, 2001, 10:55 PM ET↩ Toni Perry If only

In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:

The one where you won of course. I called you Antonia Perriawater. Since you'd just been voted Funniest Poster, I rather hoped you'd get the joke.

Tennant

Toni Perry If onlyJan 13, 2001, 10:55 AM ET↩ Tennant Stuart

Sorry, I've not been feeling too good lately, and most of the jokes are flying right over my head... Once I feel better, should that day come, I'll be back to normal. sorry, again, that I had a go, but I did mean to put a smily face there! honest! :) thank you for thanking me, and I thank you too for my award and making me feel at home in this post :) <~~~goes back to dying quietly in the corner

Tennant StuartJan 15, 2001, 12:48 AM ET↩ Toni Perry If only

In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:

Thankyou for being you. :)

Awww...

Tennant

Seran PerryJan 15, 2001, 11:48 AM ET↩ Tennant Stuart

awww! that's the first time anyones actually said that to me :) <~~~feels very warm inside now

<~~~still dying <cough cough>

Tennant StuartJan 15, 2001, 6:28 PM ET↩ Seran Perry

In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:

I meant it.

Have you tried Covonia? It's wunnerfull stuffff...

Tennant

Seran PerryJan 16, 2001, 9:45 AM ET↩ Tennant Stuart

:)

never heard of it, it's not a drug is it? Tennant? helo? wake up!

Tennant StuartJan 16, 2001, 9:35 PM ET↩ Seran Perry

In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:

It's an excellent cough medicine, very powerful, tastes great, the only problem is waiting the four hours for the next dose.

Tennant

Seran PerryJan 17, 2001, 10:28 AM ET↩ Tennant Stuart

always the problem huh... I'll findit somewhere in prep for my next cough. I think it'll come any time soon going by the amount of time I have to wait for a train :)

Marita BakkenJan 11, 2001, 5:50 PM ET↩ Tennant Stuart

On Thu, 11 Jan 2001 04:43:30 GMT, Tennant Stuart wrote:

You reposted it? <Checks her newsreader again> Nope, not there. I hate my ISP. :(

Tennant StuartJan 11, 2001, 6:47 PM ET↩ Marita Bakken

In article , [email] (Marita) wrote:

Yep (in a summarised form)

For all I know you're not reading this either. :(

Tennant

Marita BakkenJan 13, 2001, 11:58 AM ET↩ Tennant Stuart

On Thu, 11 Jan 2001 23:47:34 GMT, Tennant Stuart wrote:

Oh, I got this one, but my ISP has a mind of its own, so you'll never know. :P

Tennant StuartJan 15, 2001, 12:56 AM ET↩ Marita Bakken

In article , [email] (Marita) wrote:

Yay! (Wondering if she sees this one now)

Tennant

ZoepetierJan 10, 2001, 11:15 PM ET↩ Randy Hinds

Randy Hinds wrote:

Same here, but I ain't crying about it. There's always next year.

=+= Marcel =+=

Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"

Coca-ColaJan 11, 2001, 9:52 AM ET↩ Zoepetier

and

What!?!?! You mean I have to do this *AGAIN*?!?!?!?!

Always CC

ZoepetierJan 11, 2001, 9:21 PM ET↩ Coca-Cola

Coca-Cola wrote: Zoepetier wrote:

Ofcourse.....it's your own darn fault it turned out to be so populair. Next time you should keep your good ideas to yourself. :-)

=+= Marcel =+=

Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"

Tennant StuartJan 12, 2001, 10:17 PM ET↩ Zoepetier

In article , "Zoepetier" wrote:

Yep. Let's hear it for Jonathan - ta muchly for organising the awards. :)

Tennant

Toni Perry If onlyJan 14, 2001, 6:03 AM ET↩ Tennant Stuart

yeah! nice one Jonathan!!! <clap clap clap>

Tennant StuartJan 10, 2001, 11:40 PM ET↩ Randy Hinds

In article , Randy Hinds wrote:

ROTFL!!!! Thanks, Randy. :-)

Tennant

ZoepetierJan 10, 2001, 11:12 PM ET↩ Tennant Stuart

Tennant Stuart wrote:

[Marcel stands up in the back of the mass crowd and shouts towards the stage]

"HEY BUTTMUNCH! YOU FORGOT TO MEANTION TONI IN THAT SPEECH!!"

=+= Marcel =+=

Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"

Tennant StuartJan 11, 2001, 8:33 AM ET↩ Zoepetier

In article , "Zoepetier" wrote:

I did *not* forget Toni, she already had a special mention. Go check the earlier parts of the award ceremony, then come back & apologise.

Tennant

ZoepetierJan 11, 2001, 9:16 PM ET↩ Tennant Stuart

Tennant Stuart wroteL

Huh? I missed out again! Damb! Oh well.....I apologise for my stupendous error. Can you forgive me for shouting?

=+= Marcel =+=

Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"

Tennant StuartJan 12, 2001, 10:15 PM ET↩ Zoepetier

In article , "Zoepetier" wrote:

Alright, apology accepted. Stay cool in future, okay? :)

Tennant

ZoepetierJan 13, 2001, 7:24 PM ET↩ Tennant Stuart

Zoepetier wrote:

Tennant Stuart wrote:

Gotcha, dude!

=+= Marcel =+=

Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"

Marita BakkenJan 11, 2001, 4:35 PM ET↩ Zoepetier

On Thu, 11 Jan 2001 05:12:27 +0100, "Zoepetier" wrote:

<snip>

Just for the record; he thanked all the winners individually when they won and the rest of the ATF'ers here.. :)

ZoepetierJan 11, 2001, 9:18 PM ET↩ Marita Bakken

Marita wrote:

See...I didn't witness that. I was too busy impressing Courtney by showing her my tattoos. :-)

=+= Marcel =+=

Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"

Toni Perry If onlyJan 12, 2001, 12:02 PM ET↩ Marita Bakken

ohhh. okay... you're wlecome Tennant!!! <~~~hopes that not too much damage has been done

Tennant StuartJan 12, 2001, 10:52 PM ET↩ Toni Perry If only

In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:

I like you anyway and my conscience is clear, so no there wasn't. But notice that Activia, Claire, Marita & Tina didn't complain, so try to be less hasty next time. I went to a lot of trouble to mention everyone exactly once.

Tennant

Toni Perry If onlyJan 13, 2001, 11:21 AM ET↩ Tennant Stuart

sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry :)

Tennant StuartJan 15, 2001, 12:53 AM ET↩ Toni Perry If only

In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:

okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon okay hon :)

Tennant

Seran PerryJan 15, 2001, 11:49 AM ET↩ Tennant Stuart

Okay, so glad we got that sorted :) <~~~shakes hands with Tennant

Tennant StuartJan 15, 2001, 6:28 PM ET↩ Seran Perry

In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:

Yep - and thanks for the 50.

Tennant

Seran PerryJan 16, 2001, 1:04 PM ET↩ Tennant Stuart

shhh! :) <~~~between closed lips you're welcome :)

Sam SteinJan 11, 2001, 1:22 PM ET↩ Tennant Stuart

On Wed, 10 Jan 2001 13:28:16 GMT, Tennant Stuart discovered his/her life was empty without alt.tv.friends, and confessed their love in a poem. This is how it went:

[Suddenly a high pitched scream comes from the balcony.]

SS: He mentioned my name!!!! He mentioned my name!!!!

[The people next to her are shushing Samantha, but she seems unwilling to stop.]

SS: I'm so honoured!!!! My life is complete!!! Lalalalalaaaaaa!!!

[As her friends try to calm her down, the kind people of ATF notice something terribly wrong]

Adeline: Who *are* those people?

[The auditorium is silent except for the muffled screams of Samantha who now as a coat over her head.]

Tennant: They're imposters!!! They don't post here!!! (Pause) Get it? IMposters!!

[Silence. A cough can be heard faintly. As the reality of the situation sets in, mayhem slowly breaks out. I'm talking hair pulling, eye gauging, and fierce scratching. Tennant is still on stage, and given his current authority, decides to stop the madness.]

Tennant: Silence lower beings!!! Who let the imposters in?

SS: (with the coat over her head) Uh, that would be me.

Tennant: (to security guards) TAKE THEM AWAY!

[All the imposters and Samantha leave, with shamed expressions. As she reaches the door, Samantha gives her final words.]

SS: All I wanted to do was talk about Friends. Was that too much to ask?

Tennant: Riiight. Now, where was I? Oh yes, Sammi, Tom - and a very special lady currently in the depths of America who must remain nameless...

SS: (whilst being taken away) Well, I didn't vote for you! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!!!

---

The referrence to Samantha was me, right?

Samantha Stein Sure, when... - OINK FLAP OINK FLAP - Well I'll be darned!

Tennant StuartJan 11, 2001, 6:05 PM ET↩ Sam Stein

In article , [email] (Sam Stein) wrote:

But of course. I'm glad to see somebody grateful for a change. :)

I never forget pretty girls who give me scooby snacks...

Tennant

Sam SteinJan 12, 2001, 2:20 PM ET↩ Tennant Stuart

On Thu, 11 Jan 2001 23:05:25 GMT, Tennant Stuart discovered his/her life was empty without alt.tv.friends, and confessed their love in a poem. This is how it went:

Hey, for all you know I could have a hump. A hump and a hairpiece... ;)

Samantha Stein Sure, when... - OINK FLAP OINK FLAP - Well I'll be darned!

Tennant StuartJan 12, 2001, 10:53 PM ET↩ Sam Stein

In article , [email] (Sam Stein) wrote:

Just as long as you don't have the biggest Adam's apple...

Tennant

samanthasteinJan 13, 2001, 8:30 AM ET↩ Tennant Stuart

In article , Tennant Stuart wrote:

Well now that you mention it... ;)
____  _  _  _  _    __    _  _  ____

Is that new? It didn't use to be that good. Ah, maybe it's just because I'm using deja instead of FreeAgent and the text comes out differently.

Samantha Stein

Tennant StuartJan 15, 2001, 12:46 AM ET↩ samanthastein

In article , [email] wrote:

Eek, does that mean you're not a really hot great kisser?

It's been there for months now, but I guess deja presents ASCII art properly. A lot of newsreaders are crapomundo I'm afraid.

Tennant

Sam SteinJan 16, 2001, 2:47 PM ET↩ Tennant Stuart

On Mon, 15 Jan 2001 05:46:44 GMT, Tennant Stuart discovered his/her life was empty without alt.tv.friends, and confessed their love in a poem. This is how it went:

Well, why don't you come and find out??? Meet me behind the bike sheds!

^ ^
. .
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\_/

Yep, but at least I don't use Outshit Express. But actually, I put it on fixed pitch font and it came out OK so... :)

Samantha Stein Sure, when... - OINK FLAP OINK FLAP - Well I'll be darned!

Tennant StuartJan 17, 2001, 8:16 PM ET↩ Sam Stein

In article , [email] (Sam Stein) wrote:

Okay!

Nice... :)

Ah that's good advice for anyone puzzled about a piece of ASCII art, and also anyone doing tables or columns of information please remember they will only be comprehensible to others if written & read in a fixed pitch font, as anything else screws up the alignment.

Lol, how about pitter patter pitter patter fuff fuff pitter patter pitter patter fuff fuff pitter patter pitter patter fuff fuff...

Tennant

Sam SteinJan 18, 2001, 12:34 PM ET↩ Tennant Stuart

On Thu, 18 Jan 2001 01:16:11 GMT, Tennant Stuart discovered his/her life was empty without alt.tv.friends, and confessed their love in a poem. This is how it went:

Yes, my first attempt at ASCII art didn't come out too bad, did it?

Hmm... puzzling. :)

Samantha Stein Sure, when... - OINK FLAP OINK FLAP - Well I'll be darned!

Tennant StuartJan 18, 2001, 7:34 PM ET↩ Sam Stein

In article , [email] (Sam Stein) wrote:

It's a mouse running along a hot water pipe... :-)

Tennant

JacquiJan 19, 2001, 4:13 AM ET↩ Tennant Stuart

Swipe my jokes, why don't you... ;)

Jac

Tennant StuartJan 20, 2001, 1:16 PM ET↩ Jacqui

Jacqui wrote:

Tee-hee. Did you invent it then, or did someone tell it to you? ;)

Seriously though, I did play fair about your Epiphany Barbecue...

Tennant

JacquiJan 21, 2001, 8:12 AM ET↩ Tennant Stuart

No idea. It's one of those jokes I've "always known" so I guess someone told it to me in the early 1970s. :)

I know, I never said you didn't. Although I was a bit confused about some of your summary.

Jac

Tennant StuartJan 22, 2001, 1:27 PM ET↩ Jacqui

Jacqui wrote:

Ah.

Okay. :)

Tennant

Sam SteinJan 21, 2001, 4:13 AM ET↩ Jacqui

On Fri, 19 Jan 2001 09:13:08 +0000, Jacqui discovered his/her life was empty without alt.tv.friends, and confessed their love in a poem. This is how it went:

Awww, don't be mad Jac, he's only trying to impress me!! :)

But since I don't get your little references to jokes that I don't understand :( I'll leave you two to sort it out (wink wink nudge nudge) ;D

Samantha Stein Sure, when... - OINK FLAP OINK FLAP - Well I'll be darned!

Tennant StuartJan 22, 2001, 1:26 PM ET↩ Sam Stein

In article , [email] (Sam Stein) wrote:

I'm trying to *amuse* you...

Thanks. :)

Tennant

Sam SteinJan 26, 2001, 4:26 PM ET↩ Tennant Stuart

On Mon, 22 Jan 2001 18:26:32 GMT, Tennant Stuart discovered his/her life was empty without alt.tv.friends, and confessed their love in a poem. This is how it went:

Oh, OK. Whatever you say. ;)

Samantha Stein Sure, when... - OINK FLAP OINK FLAP - Well I'll be darned!

Marita BakkenJan 11, 2001, 5:51 PM ET↩ Tennant Stuart

On Wed, 10 Jan 2001 13:28:16 GMT, Tennant Stuart wrote:

Congratulations, Tennant! :) Better make some room for all these awards now, right? ;)

Tennant StuartJan 11, 2001, 6:48 PM ET↩ Marita Bakken

In article , [email] (Marita) wrote:

Thanks, Marita!

There's plenty of room ever since I turned my sister's room into a gym.

Tennant (it was a study actually)

Marita BakkenJan 13, 2001, 11:57 AM ET↩ Tennant Stuart

On Thu, 11 Jan 2001 23:48:43 GMT, Tennant Stuart wrote:

And now it's my turn to say vï¿½rsï¿½god. ;)

So your room is already full of trophies and plaques? ;)

Grin.

Tennant StuartJan 15, 2001, 12:55 AM ET↩ Marita Bakken

In article , [email] (Marita) wrote:

Oh! You say that allinonego ?

No, there's just plenty of room...

Exactly.

Tennant

Marita BakkenJan 15, 2001, 3:08 PM ET↩ Tennant Stuart

On Mon, 15 Jan 2001 05:55:00 GMT, Tennant Stuart wrote:

Yup, but you can do both. I guess my former Norwegian teacher at upper secondary school would prefer the chopped-up version, but who cares what she thinks...

Ohhh, so you live in a big hand-shaped mansion? ;)

Tennant StuartJan 15, 2001, 6:30 PM ET↩ Marita Bakken

In article , [email] (Marita) wrote:

Bonza!

You're welcome to the thumb...

Tennant

Marita BakkenJan 16, 2001, 3:15 PM ET↩ Tennant Stuart

On Mon, 15 Jan 2001 23:30:03 GMT, Tennant Stuart wrote:

Grin. I'll make sure to bring my barca lounger then. :)

Tennant StuartJan 17, 2001, 8:17 PM ET↩ Marita Bakken

In article , [email] (Marita) wrote:

That's great! Square Man has already been murdered.

Tennant

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