In the new little womens mag over here called Star, are two picks of Courteney and her bump. Seems she is pregnant. Now all she has to do is go full term give birth, with all that drama and shouting,-ee-gads you women are only giving birth to a tiny baby, not a sofa-, and THEN David will have to take a back seat, as Courteney will have someone else to look after.
Courteneys got a bump
Jan 22, 2004, 7:16 AM ET19 posts by 8 postersalt.tv.friends
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"Andy Hunter" wrote in message news:[email]...
I can just see her now:
I am NOT doing that.
and
OH, WHAT DO YOU KNOW? NO-ONE'S GOING UP TO YOU AND SAYING, "HI, IS THAT YOUR NOSTRIL? MIND IF WE PUSH THIS POT ROAST THROUGH IT?"
No man on the planet could endure 5 minutes of hard labor pains. They couldn't even endure 5 minutes of easy labor pains! Plus, they'd probably just die during delivery! I told my husband when I had my youngest son that the only pain he could equate to labor would be to put his gonads in a vice grip and squeeze. Maybe, just maybe he could experience a little iota of the pain.
Men have NO CLUE WHATSOEVER!!! ~~~ Kathy
"Andy Hunter" wrote in message news:[email]...
i totally agree that no man could ever take labor pains (i know i couldn't) and that chris is an idiot by thinking you ladies have it easy, but if you think about it, god just used common sense when picking ladies because there's no way you're gonna fit a bowling ball through a garden hose!
"Kathy" wrote in message news:[email]...
that
vice
LOL!!! :)
"[]D.[].[]\/[].[]D." wrote in message news:[email]...
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On Thu, 22 Jan 2004 23:11:55 -0600, "[]D.[].[]\\/[].[]D." wrote:
The 'garden hose' though isn't designed by nature to stretch, un-like it's...receptical.
On Thu, 22 Jan 2004 22:35:06 -0500, "Kathy" wrote:
You've never had severe gas in you lower intestine then.
Oh yes some of us do.
If you did, you wouldn't poo-poo labor pain. I've been told a kidney stone is pretty painful, but not like labor.
Severe gas in the lower intestine?? Hahahahahaha!!! What you experienced is somewhat like early labor pains. Hard labor cannot be described or compared to anything else on earth. Only a woman who's gone through it can understand. Men cannot. ~~~ Kathy
"Christopher" wrote in message news:[email]...
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On Fri, 23 Jan 2004 08:45:45 -0500, "Kathy" wrote:
The 30 foot intestine from your stomach to the lower gut.
Thank God I'm a man then. If it's so dam bad then why do women want to have a second, third... baby.
I know what the lower intestine is.....however, it sounds like you've been eating too much Indian food to have that kind of gas pain!
I never said the pain experience in childbirth wasn't worth the end result. You have to realize that labor and delivery is a short-lived condition. It's over and done with fairly quickly. Not that it makes a difference in the severity of the pain, though. I don't know about other women, but the day after I gave birth to my children, I never thought about the pain anymore. It isn't like some sort of resentment you carry for the rest of your life looking at your child and thinking "you're the reason I had so much pain!" That just doesn't and won't ever happen. ~~~ Kathy
"Christopher" wrote in message news:[email]...
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On Fri, 23 Jan 2004 13:31:12 -0500, "Kathy" wrote:
Only once did it happen which is why I now seldom eat Indian food, several hours of that was enough.
"Kathy" wrote in message news:[email]... If you did, you wouldn't poo-poo labor pain. I've been told a kidney stone is pretty painful, but not like labor.
Severe gas in the lower intestine?? Hahahahahaha!!! What you experienced is somewhat like early labor pains. Hard labor cannot be described or compared to anything else on earth. Only a woman who's gone through it can understand. Men cannot. ~~~ Kathy
----When my dh had a bad kidney stone with infection he said he understood a little of what I went through, but no man can understand it in full.
Christina in GA
"Christopher" wrote in message news:[email]...
probably
that
vice
Lol, I suffer from colitis (Painful bowel condition) and I bet it still doesn't compare to giving birth!!!
"Christopher" wrote in message news:[email]... In the new little womens mag over here called Star, are two picks of Courteney and her bump. Seems she is pregnant. Now all she has to do is go full term give birth, with all that drama and shouting,-ee-gads you women are only giving birth to a tiny baby, not a sofa-, and THEN David will have to take a back seat, as Courteney will have someone else to look after.
----Okay, you try having a baby and see how you feel after about 10 or more hours of back pain. Nothing tiny about an 8 pound human coming out of you.
Christina in GA
On Sat, 24 Jan 2004 00:54:49 -0500, "Christina in GA" wrote:
No thanks thats womens work, us men have a hard enough time getting you women pregnant.
FWIW I was 7 pound 6 ounces according to Mum.
The average is between 6 and 8 lbs. A co-worker of mine just had a 10 lb 5 oz baby girl in December, natural (I mean no c-sect, she did have epidural) and no episotomy! ~~~ Kathy
"Christopher" wrote in message news:[email]...
more
you.
On Sat, 24 Jan 2004 08:38:13 -0500, "Kathy" wrote:
Giving birth to a big water melon. :->
Christina in GA wrote:
for the love of god people, just killfile that moron and his twisted Courteney Cox obsession into oblivion
On Sat, 24 Jan 2004 15:30:47 +0100, cookie dude wrote:
Squeak Sqeak Squeak goes little biscuit. Typical german, no sense of humour.