Who's gayer? Chandler or Ross?

Nov 7, 2001, 5:31 PM ET17 posts by 8 postersalt.tv.friends
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walt.tv.friends

Chandler is in hell. He's married to a control freak and never stands up to her. The whole "no secrets" thing (rerun in syndication last night) proves that he's a homo. NO guy tells his wife every secret. It's totally preposterous.

Despite that horrible turn of events, Ross is truly gayer- too many examples to mention them all: The whining, the perfectly-appointed apt., the more whining...

..but you all know the score.

Sofyawalt.tv.friends

How about this...YOU are the one who is gay and you are trying to decide which one(Chandler or Ross) you would go out with first if given the chance.

Ross is definately more "manly" than Chandler who went out with Janice(what did he see in her????).

Sofya

"w" wrote in message news:[email]...

TriggerSofyaalt.tv.friends

Yes, I would have to agree with Sofya. You are Gay. You have posted about 5 times today and I have never seen you before. Now this is OK, but you have come here just to make people mad and sound stupid, obviously you are that. We are laughing at you not with you!

Sofya wrote in message news:9scgt3$pma$[email]...

chance.

Janice(what

abrahammySofyaalt.tv.friends

"Sofya" wrote in message news:9scgt3$pma$[email]...

chance.

Janice(what

Her beautiful, melodic laugh and her incredible fashion sense. :-) Ross went out with her once, too.

Public Service Announcement: "Gay" is not the same as "pathetic loser".

Sofyaabrahammyalt.tv.friends

i know, "w" was using it in a negative sense. I was using it in the literal homosexual way.

Sofya

"abrahammy" wrote in message news:_RvG7.24993$[email]...

decide

sennaabrahammyalt.tv.friends

"abrahammy" wrote in message news:...

It's the third-grade meaning of "gay".. like someone who does his homework on Friday- instead of waiting until the last minute on Sunday night (something Ross, if he were a real person, probably did)...

Chandler is getting gayer because he's totally afraid/subserviant of Monica.

JamesS1889sennaalt.tv.friends

In article , [email] (fsbfgvsx) writes:

Oh gee, *that* clears up everything. "Infantile meaning" is what I'd call it. 3rd graders should be insulted. --- James Squire - http://members.aol.com/jamess1889
Seran PerryJamesS1889alt.tv.friends

Having just run into a fantastic song by Screeching Weasel, I feel it is appropriate to sing it here. <ahem> <~~~skips to the last verse and chorus Shock the middle class, take it up your punk rock a** You rub your puny thing when you see studs with tight jeans walking down the street Who wears short shorts you wear short shorts you're so full of sh*t Why don't you admit it, you don't have the balls to be a queer

I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual I wanna be, wanna be a homosexual I wanna be, wanna be a homosexual I wanna be, a ho-mo-se-xu-al.

Seran Perry I'm out of oestrogen-and I have a gun Proud memeber of Chandlerholics Anonymous ~...there's only one person I would lay down my life for, that's my mother, and even then I'd be reluctant...~
sennaSofyaalt.tv.friends

"Sofya" wrote in message news:...

Janice has what we call a "butterface"-- everything on her is good but her face.

Good for a roll or two in the hay (wearing earplugs).

JamesS1889walt.tv.friends
This thread reminds me of that old but wise advice, "Never argue with a fool. People might not be able to tell the difference." Stereotyping people is such an ugly enterprise. Not only does it demean, but it also slanders. ---
TriggerJamesS1889alt.tv.friends

JamesS1889 wrote in message news:[email]...

fool.

such

Apoligize for the slander! I just hate that guy. Anyone else agree!

JamesS1889Triggeralt.tv.friends

In article , "Trigger" writes:

I meant wfc_001, not you ;-) --- James Squire - http://members.aol.com/jamess1889
BlythyJamesS1889alt.tv.friends

"never argue with an idiot, they take you down to their level and beat you with experience!" "JamesS1889" wrote in message news:[email]...

"Trigger"

sennaJamesS1889alt.tv.friends

[email] (JamesS1889) wrote in message news:...

Politically-correct people are truly the dullest.

JamesS1889sennaalt.tv.friends

In article , [email] (fsbfgvsx) writes:

Why, thank you. I appreciate the compliment. If I bored the hell out of you, then I consider that a fantastic success. --- James Squire - http://members.aol.com/jamess1889