I'm unsure if you want the answers in English so you can translate to French or what. Assuming it is the former:
<< -What monica answer to this is not the china we picked up ?>> Monica said said she picked out a new pattern because she thought Chandler's taste was too feminine for her. <<-What Days of our lives producer said in the Joey's message ?>> That he should have been at the parade and that the rest of the cast got to meet Santa.
<<What the hell is "doing" Rachel when her sister answer "I do yoga" (plz explain)>>
PIlades--a form of exercise developed by phsycial therapist Joseph Pilates in the 1930's that is stretching often with equipement. Similar to yoga.in a way. Often they are done in combination <<-Joey eats 5 fives a day and do what ?>> Shoves pennies up his nose!
Bing. Bing. Bing. I did that without checking the epsiode. Do I get a prize?
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