alt.tv.friends awards 2000 part 3 of 4

CC:> To those brave individuals who ordered the most powerful stuff from the bar we only feel fair to tell you it was liquid fertiliser. Yes the jokes are bad, who writes this stuff? . . . . Whadda ya mean me? Probably why I wasn't the Funniest Poster though. I do realise I haven't said anything particularly good about these awards, let's face it what could I say? This pushing of a point might actually lead to people to think the awards this year were bad, I hope though to shove everybody past bad, worse and complete trash, right through the cosmic barrier and out the other side. One person who is going to have a good word for the awards is . . .

The Friendliest Poster (slick or what?) and the nominations for the award were. . . Tina 'Angel' Nellis Claire Abraham Larissa Marita Adeline Toni Perry Tennant Marcel (Zoepetier)

And the winner is

<*ping*>

excuse me a sec

[CC walks over to the stage hand and takes the triangle and shoves it . . .]

CC:> and the friendliest poster is

<silence>

Marita!

[Loud applause as Marita comes up to the stage and make her speech.]

CC:> And with that we're coming to the end, it's been short but I hope you've enjoyed it. And with time nipping at our heels the non-awards or awards that we'd loved to have time for but the results were a forgone conclusion.

Weirdest Poster - Tiffany Most Humanitarian Poster Award - Randy Reviewers Award - DocDoc2222 & Paul Near But Yet So Far (aka Unluckiest) Nominee - Adeline Most Anal Award - Tennant Most Likely To Be Living In A World Of Porn - Toni Most Acidic Tongue - Tom Most Obvious Newbie - Sarah The Three 'I's Award - Mike

(any non-awards I've forgotten please insert them, I don't want people to feel left out)

CC:> and finally the winner of the most non-awards [brought in by a stage hand in a wheelbarrow] including the Tennant Is Wrong award, Most In Need Of Closure award, Least Silent Voter award, Oldest Relic award, the Satirical award and last but not least the prestigious Best Supporting Poster Award after memorably withdrawing her nomination in the Best Poster award. Yes that's right it's . . .

Claire Abraham!!!!

Coca-Cola wrote:

Oh, I voted silently. It was the nominees I blared through a megaphone heard round the world.

Hey! I'm the same age as Lisa Kudrow! We could start a playgroup for our children! I'll relic you, you...

uh, is this mike on? Um...uh, oh.

Blush. Stammer. I'd, I'd, I'd just like to say...uh, Tennant is wrong, and I don't need closure, I just need a valium...and apparently a face lift...(relic my ass...!)

Oh, my god, I'm Matthew Perry.

Does that mean I have to kiss Courteney Cox? EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!

Hell, no, I won't go, Hell, no, I won't go, Hell, no I won't....

(Jon has several antique dealers arrive to carry me off to the place where they bury old relics.)

In article , "Coca-Cola" wrote:

Well done Marita, you richly deserve this award. You always have a kind word for everyone, and my heart leaps (just a bit) with joy when I see that Marita Bakken has replied to one of my reviews.

That's the Most Analytical Award...

Well done Claire, you richly deserve this, especially the Tennant Is Wrong award, (not kidding). Thanks for keeping me in line, and making me THINK.

Tennant

ummm, okay who nominated me for this? <~~~bursts into a fit of laughter! Thank you! there you go mum I told you my dirty mind would win me and award! Thank you the person who nominated me! thank you my fans! Porn rules!

In article , "Coca-Cola" wrote:

<picks up her jaws from the floor and stumbles onto the stage, almost tripping in her dress. Laughter can be heard from the audience.>

Wow! I'd never thought I'd win that award, or any award at all...

<beams>

Anyway, I know I have just a couple of minutes to say about a thousand thank-you's, and I know I can't possibly thank everyone, so I'm just going to thank everyone I've ever met during my time here at ATF...

<realises she's using Kim Basinger's acceptance speech from the Oscars in 1998 and stops>

Ok... I guess I'll thank everyone here on the ng for being so nice and thus making it so easy for me to be friendly... This truly is a ng that lives up to its name. ;)

A big thank you to BKC for making the best sitcom in the world... <gives a thumbs-up sign to her fellow optimistic fans in the audience. You all know who you are.>

And a special thanks to Adeline, Tennant, Marcel, Toni, Cecilie, my sister et al for putting up with the weirdest Norwegian on this ng. :)

Here's to 1,5 terrific season of Friends ahead of us!

Thank you so much! (Takk!!!)

Marita wrote: Coca Cola wrote:

YEAH!! Congrats!

[Marcel gets his camcorder out and starts filming the woman in trouble]

Damb, girl! You made me blush for the first time in 10 years!! But it's been a pleasure putting up with you and remember....weird people are the most loved. Take it from me, the King of the Dutch weirds. :-)

=+= Marcel =+=

Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"

On Thu, 11 Jan 2001 05:30:19 +0100, "Zoepetier" wrote:

Hey! I didn't realise camcorders were allowed in here! :) So I guess my acceptance speech will end up on some Dutch bloopers show? Well, at least I didn't trip over someone's feet.

King of the Dutch weirds? We should start a club, then. :) <opens a bottle of champagne and asks if anyone wants a glass now that the award show is over.>

Marita wrote:

I didn't see any sign that said they were forbidden, but I did find it remarkable that I was the only person there with such a contraption.

Naaah....I wouldn't do that to you. I might be weird, but I'm basically a nice guy.

If you had done that, THEN I would have sent to the tape in to a bloopers- show. :-)

Bad idea....I'm kind of used to to being the weirdest person in the room :-)

I would! I like a glass of bubbly every now and then. Fill me up, please!

=+= Marcel =+=

Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"

In article , [email] (Marita) wrote:

V�r s� god.

Or maybe more. (Chandler 514)

Tennant

On Thu, 11 Jan 2001 04:39:40 GMT, Tennant Stuart wrote:

Getting so good at that! (Phoebe 110)

Are you referring to your biceps or the Friends-seasons? ;)

In article , [email] (Marita) wrote:

(Instantly recalling the reference) Wow! Lol! I'd *love* to do that!

To be honest I was referring to plenty more Friends-seasons, but I must admit that I try to, y'know, squeeze things...

Tennant

On Thu, 11 Jan 2001 23:46:12 GMT, Tennant Stuart wrote:

Lol! I knew you would get that one... but...

Yeah, okay, at ease soldier! (Rachel 507) ;)

*giggles uncontrollably* (Phoebe 514)

In article , [email] (Marita) wrote:

I'm sorry. (Tennant bends over and starts picking everything up) - 709

Marita, it's me. You can tell me anything.

Tennant

On Mon, 15 Jan 2001 05:45:22 GMT, Tennant Stuart wrote:

I'm *not* going there... :) But... hey, Tennant, if you want to apologise, the first thing I need you to do is go downstairs and find a guy named Tag and tell him to go home. :)) (704)

Oh my God, it's so huge, but you just have to promise me that you cannot tell anyone.

In article , [email] (Marita) wrote:

Okay, I'll go & kick him out while you write my evaluation.

Oh yes, yes-yes-yes-yes! I do want to know!

Tennant

On Mon, 15 Jan 2001 23:26:51 GMT, Tennant Stuart wrote:

Well, I don't have Rachel and Joey's talent in that department, so I'll write an evaluation of your behaviour that can actually be seen by Mr Zelner. Maybe I can write a limerick, but it won't be dirty.

Oh, c'mon, like you tell me everything.

In article , [email] (Marita) wrote:

Go on then. :)

Everything you need to know is in that first kiss.

Tennant

oh my God!!!! yay Marita!!!! totally deserve it!!!

why did no one help the poor girl? <everyone looks at her as she was sittnig closest to her at the time>

awww

You're welcome Marita!!1 and hey well done!!! I could say thank you to you for putting up with me too! :)

On 11 Jan 2001 16:11:37 GMT, [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:

Thank you, thank you.. :)

Never mind. I'm fine. :)

No problem, Toni. :) Have you found your award yet? ;)

hehe

aww. if you want I can repair the dress

yeah, I found it inside the moniter...