TeNnAnT

Apr 26, 2000, 11:37 PM ET65 posts by 20 postersalt.tv.friends
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umm... sorry if this sounds really naive of me.. but are you a girl or a guy?? sorry again, i dont mean to sound rude, i've just been wondering...

~kat~
RavenActiviaalt.tv.friends

I heard Activia's cries on the wind...

Based on his writing style, I assumed he was male. I think since then I've seen him referred to as a male.

Raven "Maybe I always knew / My fragile dreams would be broken for you" - Danny Cavanagh Alt.Tv.Friends posting FAQ : http://members.aol.com/bradbb/atfnet.html

On Thu, 27 Apr 2000 10:04:04 +0100, Raven whispered silently:

He could be a lesbian.

-Jane-

These days, they're not done The red summer sun...

Tennant StuartJanealt.tv.friends

In article , [email] (Jane) wrote:

And then again, she might not be.

Tennant

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Tennant, you have to be either a guy (99%) a lesbian (.08%) a transvetite from a woman to a man and now as a man you are strait (.009%) a transvetite from a man to a women and now you are a lesbian (.001%

)

~Actk

Tennant StuartActiviaalt.tv.friends

In article , Activia wrote:

Or another possibility or three that you've totally overlooked. ;)

Tennant

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Tennant wrote:

<In article , Activia wrote:

Hermaphrodite? Eunuch? bisexual transsexual (either F-to-M or M-to-F)? Victim of very unfortunate accident?

Tennant

--  >>

In article , [email] (Sprong77) wrote:

I'm sorry to tease you guys like this, but it's SO funny watching you come up with all these bizarre possibilities, while a very mundane explanation is staring you in the face. And I've dropped so many clues throughout the thread that they're dripping into the inkpot....

Tennant

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I heard Tennant Stuart's cries on the wind...

...every single one of which is precise enough to let people in the know understand what you're on about, and probably vague enough to confuse the heck out of everyone else. :-)

Raven "Maybe I always knew / My fragile dreams would be broken for you" - Danny Cavanagh Alt.Tv.Friends posting FAQ : http://members.aol.com/bradbb/atfnet.html
Tennant StuartRavenalt.tv.friends

In article , Raven wrote:

Lol! This is indeed true. Still, I've put Activia out of her misery. :)

Tennant

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In article , Tennant Stuart wrote:

Then I must be really stupid, because I'm not getting them.

To put it mildly.

But Tennant, I wanna know tooooooo!!!!!

Alanna (who doesn't really care about people's sexual orientations, but whose curiosity is definitely piqued!)

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In article , Alanna Regan wrote:

Tennant's sexual orientation is 300% heterosexual.

Tennant

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Nope, because we know for sure that you like women..

You could say that you are Bisexual male or female..(.0001)%

~Act

JacquiActiviaalt.tv.friends
(.0009%)

ROFLMAO at this whole thread. ;)

Jac (most definitely female)

ActiviaJacquialt.tv.friends

LOL

If only Tennant would admit that he's a guy.

~Act(who's most definitly a STRAIT female non transvestite)

In article , Activia wrote:

You're still missing the whole point, so I'll tell you. :)

Tennant

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Tennant StuartJacquialt.tv.friends

In article , "Jacqui" wrote:

Me too, it is funny, eh Jax? But then we both know the answer...

Am I being too cruel?

You betcha!

Tennant :):)

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Tennant StuartRavenalt.tv.friends

In article , Raven wrote:

Oooooooo - where ?

Tennant

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I think Tennant is a guy. He's mentioned actively looking for reasons to like Rachel because she's pretty.

In article , claire abraham wrote:

I could be a lesbian... :)

Tennant

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On Thu, 27 Apr 2000 15:17:39 BST, Tennant Stuart whispered silently:

Damn! I promise I didn't see this before I wrote what I wrote. :)

-Jane-

These days, they're not done The red summer sun...

Tennant StuartJanealt.tv.friends

In article , [email] (Jane) wrote:

That's okay. Is the clock on your computer four days slow?

Tennant

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On Mon, 01 May 2000 16:50:09 BST, Tennant Stuart whispered silently:

No, I don't think it's as bad at time keeping as I am. :) Why do you ask?

-Jane-

These days, they're not done The red summer sun...

JacquiJanealt.tv.friends

Because *this* post shows up as being posted on the 3rd May but arrived on the 7th, perhaps, Jane?

(Hi, how are you, btw?)

Jac

Tennant StuartJanealt.tv.friends

In article , [email] (Jane) wrote:

Because your posts take a very long while to arrive. The one I'm replying to right now has just arrived in the early hours of May 8th, but it is dated May 3rd at 17:12. It's generally reckoned to be a good idea to have a correctish clock. I asked because it helps to keep the thread straight.

It's entirely up to you of course. :)

Tennant

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My newsreader doesnt go by dates but by threads. IT says it arrived on wednesday @ 1:12 PM.

~Act

leborgne.jlActiviaalt.tv.friends

Activia wrote...

If you have Outlook Express you can make it go by dates by just clicking 'sent'.

Adeline. aka SWS cop #002 ===== "Your timing couldn't be better, I'm puttin' out fires all over the place." ~Joey Tribbianni, "Friends"

"I'm right! I'm right! Am...I...right??" ~Chandler Bing, "Friends"

Activialeborgne.jlalt.tv.friends

Yea there are a number of ways I can change it to go by. But I like it going by threads, it makes it easy to know what they are replying to if they didn't quote any part of the message. Also easier to follow. I am using Netscape.

~Act aka SWS cop #002

Why does it say Rom for you know Adeline?

In article , "Owen Shiers" wrote:

Both, but *not* the one from "Cold Feet" !!!

Tennant

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Tennant Stuart wrote in message ...

Are you seriously telling me that Helen doesn't give you the horn? I have a particular picture of her in....well let's just say she must be quite cold... and Oh, My, God.

Ian Gibbs [email] http://www.flash.org.uk "I envisage a day when chickens can

In article , "Ian Gibbs" wrote:

Well, of course, if I was at a loose end, or something... :)

Tennant

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Are you seriously telling me that my beautiful 4-month-old baby boy will use phrases like 'give you the horn' in 13 years time ???

Lauren Tennant Stuart wrote in message news:[email]...

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Hellooooo!!! After getting drunk in Vegas, Lauren doodled cat whiskers on his/her face and miaowed this little lot at a statue...

They're men. They know not what they do. :) (Of course, this also explains why the majority of

Tina - btw, can someone check the Irish Gaelic in my sig ("le gr�, go deo")? It's supposed to translate as "with love, see you", but I'm not sure it does, and no website thus far has proved useful :(

Le gr�, go deo Tina: The upholder of Angelicism - or something like that... ermintrude at loveable dot com (remove **boyakasha** to reply) -----= Posted via Newsfeeds.Com, Uncensored Usenet News =-----

In the previous post, the mostly harmless Tina claimed:

...your sentence is missing?

;)

Bram

Mrs. Geller (on video): Get a shot of Monica. Where's Monica? Monica (on video): Over here dad. Mr. Geller (on video): Wait, how do you zoom out? There she is. Joey: Some girl ate Monica!
Tennant StuartLaurenalt.tv.friends

In article , "Lauren" wrote:

That wasn't me who said that, it was Ian Gibbs.

Tennant

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I did not get Lauren's posts and a few others too. It seems my mail server is acting up again!

~Act

Hellooooo!!! After getting drunk in Vegas, Tennant Stuart doodled cat whiskers on his/her face and miaowed this little lot at a statue...

Saw her on one of the Easter Tales on the Beeb last week... well, she was better than she was in Friends...

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In article , Tennant Stuart wrote:

Chandler would be envious...

Alanna

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In article , Alanna Regan wrote:

But Ross would be scared that I'd take Rachel horseback riding in Hyde Park: then we'd go to the gym, where after some hot sweaty stretching we would take a steam together; and things might get a little playful...

Tennant

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In article , claire abraham wrote:

Ooo, I'm slowly convincing you Claire, you were 99% certain I was a guy just over 4 hours ago - at this rate I'll be fully female in 4 days!

Tennant

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In article , claire abraham wrote:

Errrr, (oops), by misreading the quote marks. :)

At 13:41 on April 27th you quoted Activia saying she was 99% sure I'm a guy, but I mistook this as *you* saying that. Sorry.

Oooo! Can you make two if I send you the extra wool?

Tennant

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ActiviaTennant Stuartalt.tv.friends

no that was me, and I am still saying %99 guy and %1 lesbian especially since you have a family..

~Ac

RavenTennant Stuartalt.tv.friends

I heard Tennant Stuart's cries on the wind...

I can't think of a specific example, but people always use the "he" pronoun when referring to you, or at least did before we found out you were a lesbian. ;-)

Raven "Maybe I always knew / My fragile dreams would be broken for you" - Danny Cavanagh Alt.Tv.Friends posting FAQ : http://members.aol.com/bradbb/atfnet.html
Tennant StuartRavenalt.tv.friends

In article , Raven wrote:

Lol, Raven, this is *so* funny! It's such a pity that I can't explain why to you in public! Everyone is SO FAR from guessing the truth! :)

Tennant

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Tennant Stuart wrote

out

:)

You didn't happen to marry a lesbian, now did you? ;) (well if *she* didn't know she was a lesbian...)

Jac (maybe you live in a box...)

Tennant StuartJacquialt.tv.friends

In article , "Jacqui" wrote:

That would account for it, yes. 107!

BTW Jax, Rave now knows of MSTS/JITS/JTS.

Mebbe. Oooh, Jac in a box. Just got it. :-)

This is so funny, I can hear Perdita laughing...

Tennant :):)

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Tennant Stuart wrote

found

explain

Oh? Are you thinking it was him I was talking about? Our survey said Uhuh.

Oh dear....

In stereo, natch.

Jac

RavenJacquialt.tv.friends

I heard Jacqui's cries on the wind...

LOL! The only thing I like better than cryptic threads is cryptic threads where I know what's going on... :-)

Raven "Maybe I always knew / My fragile dreams would be broken for you" - Danny Cavanagh Alt.Tv.Friends posting FAQ : http://members.aol.com/bradbb/atfnet.html
Tennant StuartRavenalt.tv.friends

In article , Raven wrote:

I know! A rarer treat for boys than girls! :-)

Tennant

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Tennant StuartJacquialt.tv.friends

In article , "Jacqui" wrote:

Singing in chords... ;)

Tennant :):)

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In article , [email] (PeachLilli) wrote:

Well, as YOU know Larissa, when three of us had our front ends cut off, one of us had already started out with the short straw... ;)

Tennant

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Katrina wrote in message news:[email]...

guy??

you can never tell these days.. *lol* Tennant is a bloke.. right ?? I thought he was......

Tennant StuartHelenaalt.tv.friends

In article , "Helena" wrote:

On uk.media.tv.friends they reckon "Tennant" is an anagram of "Annette".

Others have pointed out that "Tennant" is rather similar to "Tina"...

Tennant

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JRPKatrinaalt.tv.friends

Katrina wrote:

We-ell...This person is very analytical, and very detail-oriented. I have not met *that* many women who are analytical to that point, the one where Tennant seems to be at. I am a woman, BTW, so please don't take this the wrong way.... :) JRP

Tennant StuartJRPalt.tv.friends

In article , JRP wrote:

That's fine, I'm not at all offended. Friends who know that I am very analytical & very detail-oriented are pleased that this is so when we are five miles up in the air...

Tennant

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Scott AndrewKatrinaalt.tv.friends

Sorry, I am just wondering if the issue that was being discussed in a previous thread was actually resolved or not?

Last I recall, is that Tennant was 300% Heterosexual - but did we get a final answer?

sorry if i missed it

Scott Andrew