In the latest edition of National Enquirer today is a little article that say's that Courteney is going to get Matthew Perry a girl friend, as the poor dear hasn't had any luck pulling and maintaining relationships with all his pill popping, and depression because of it.
Well Courteney is used to taking in stray and depressed men, after all she married one. The funniest bit was it said she had 'one of the most *mature* marriges in hollywood', David Arquette MATURE. LMAO
Why do you hate him so much? It's not like you'd have a chance with her if he wasn't around!
On Sat, 31 Dec 2005 18:43:37 +0000, Paul Hyett wrote:
I don't, as he isn't worth the effort. However, as I'm not a star struck Californian living near Hollywood, I can see from my neutral position here in England that he's 34 and dresses like a 16 year old who still think's he's 14, the only time he dresses like his age is when Courteney probably insists on it to not show her up. He IMHO is also cunning enough to have realized that marrying her was the best 'career' move he'll ever make, and as he's now a daddy was the icing on his planned cake, as he knows he's set up for life now. Take away the moderate acting ability, and before he zeroed in on Courteney he'd be a Kevin Federline clone. ;-)
I wouldn't want her now, I'd sooner have a 'relationship' with Tara Reid if I was that rich to move in those circles and I was younger. And even if I did, and she was available, and I was rich enough to have 'a chance with her' I wouldn't want to put my dick where David Arquette has been. EYUUUUUU.
In alt.tv.friends on Sat, 31 Dec 2005, Christopher wrote :
There's one factor you seem to omit - love. When two people love each other, then superficial differences are irrelevant.
No, you are right, it's not hatred - just obsession... :)
On Sun, 1 Jan 2006 06:44:59 +0000, Paul Hyett wrote:
But love is a two way street, and can assume many forms, including not being connected to another person.
'Obsession', bit like you and Dedee then. ;-)
Hardly - you're the one who brought her name up, and I don't know *anything* about her husband (other than he's one lucky bastard...) :)
On Sun, 1 Jan 2006 20:55:12 +0000, Paul Hyett wrote:
ME, your the one who sneakily slips her in to a post now and again. :)
No, it's obsession AND hatred that Chrissie feels for the Cox-Arquette family.....
Obsession for Courteney and hatred for David because David gets to share her bed -- among other things -- and also hatred for David because he was the one who knocked her up first.
Let it go......it ain't gonna happen for you. ~~~ Kathy
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On Sun, 1 Jan 2006 14:58:27 -0800, "Kathy" wrote:
I feel no obsession or hatred, as I have told you before Kathy I don't even think of Courteney 99.99% of the time, and when I do it's only on a Saturday morning when I flick through the National Enquirer-America's No 1 Celebrity Gossip magazine in my local Asda to see what's happening over there. :-p
Well if David hadn't been wearing a condom-twice-that ex-stripper would have been the first one to have been first knocked up. Plus if David was so in love with her at the time to be in a 'relationship' he wouldn't have gone with an ex-stripper he'd just picked up, but as I said it was probably his sowing the last of his wild oats before he married his life long meal ticket. As for David knocking her up, err No, it was through IVF treatment that Courtney got knocked up with little Coco-a stupid name but Ahhhh.
As I told Paul, I wouldn't want her now. If I was that rich and younger, I'd sooner have a 'relationship' with Tara Reid as she's sweet.
Yeah right - like you'd say no if she turned up naked in your bed... :)
On Mon, 2 Jan 2006 18:41:59 +0000, Paul Hyett wrote:
If you saw the size of my bed you'd rephrase that. :-)
Teeheee....I love it! "America's No. 1 Celebrity Gossip Magazine"!! That is just tooooo damn priceless!
Knocking up a hooker? That's ridiculous! A pregnant hooker can't make any money.......
Regardless of HOW Courteney got knocked up, she got knocked up with DAVID's baby -- not some bum from a sperm bank. So yeah, his bun was in her oven. Coco may not be a name I would choose for a baby, but they had their reasons and that should be enough.
Tara Reid? So, Courteney boinking David Arquette is WORSE than Tara boinking Carson Daly? It really sounds like you want a pretty, young, VIRGINAL celebrity! I hate to burst your bubble, Chris, but that species isn't found in that genre. ~~~ Kathy
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On Mon, 2 Jan 2006 13:07:19 -0800, "Kathy" wrote:
Well that's what it says on the front over the magazines name. ;-)
Stripper. Now an ex-stripper, as she's no longer a stripper.
Well if his DNA showed that David was the biological father he'd be expected to pay maintenance for his offspring. I'm sure a lawyer would point that out in court. But he didn't as he was planning to marry his meal ticket and used condoms. :-)
Some 'bum from a sperm bank', some American sperm donors have PhD's you know, and I'm sure Jody Foster would find offense for your description of her child/children's father. :-)
No, his DND was in her egg's DNA. ;-)
True, poor little mite. :-(
Yes, she's sweet and good natured.
No i in it. ;-)
Never heard of him.
Narr just a pretty one will do. Providing I was rich enough to be able to move in those circles of course, the poor get nothing but sympathy. :-)
Oh bugger, you mean Laura and Kate Ashley have tried sex then. :->
On Mon, 02 Jan 2006 18:22:41 GMT, Christopher wrote:
DNA
Nobody claimed that the NE had all their facilities in place.....they are living in their own little tabloid world.
Stripper, hooker.....same difference. Plus, a baby would be too much baggage. They'd get a cheap abortion.
Yea, like something like a paternity suit would ever make it to court!
I couldn't care less what Jodie Foster thinks about my opinion of sperm banks or if she takes offense. Sperm banks are for women who can't get knocked up the old fashioned way.
His "boys" fertilized her egg = baby, i.e. bun in the oven. He is that little girls biological father regardless of how you feel like dissecting it.
How do you know Tara Reid is sweet and good natured? What you see of her is what she want's the public to see. How do you know she's not a class "A" bitch behind closed doors?
Carson Daly of MTV.
The poor seem to throw pity parties for themselves crying because they can't move in the celebrity circles. Buck up, cowboy. It could be worse.
Laura and Kate Ashley?? Who the hell are they? Wait, Laura Ashley is a designer....I don't know who Kate Ashley is. ~~~ Kathy
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Plain women who decide to become lesbians, you mean? :)
On Mon, 2 Jan 2006 16:03:46 -0800, "Kathy" wrote:
Except that it is a professional commercial product and the journalists are all professionals, and it is run by professional media people.
Not so, strippers provide an entertainment service of a look but no touch, hookers provide a social service of paid for sex, and besides with a hooker you know the price of a night of sex in advance.
That'd depend on the woman, and I'm sure Courteney would have been thrilled[not] if it had gone down that direction.
America is the land of litigation Kathy.
Like Courteney.
No one ever disputed that.
Instinct.
How do you know Courteney isn't one as well.
Nope, still don't know who he is as I don't get MTV.
Doubtful.
Cowboy??? Worse???
Oops, wrong names, I meant the Olsen twins. :-\