he used to be funny, now monica has henpecked him and he is simply the put-upon fiance... any responses?
I miss Chandler...
Dec 11, 2000, 7:02 PM ET652 posts by 25 posters
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hmm. he used to be a "joke machine". Now hes a joke machine. You figure out what I mean :)
LOL!!!! Very witty! I love it.\ Angela
In article , DANNY D'ADDARIO wrote:
He's not henpecked.
Tennant
I don't think it's fair to blame the changes on Monica, blame it on the writers who have changed almost everyone, except for maybe Joey so much since the beginning.
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He's not?
Toni Perry If only wrote:
Yeah, he is.
That's exactly what I thought
Toni Perry If only wrote in message ...
He portrays the kind of guy most men become when they get tied down. The yes-dear, no-dear guy who doesn't get to go anywhere without consent from his darling. Basically man's greatest fear...... :-)
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
and Toni's greatest fear
Toni Perry If only wrote in message ...
I can't help feeling sorry for you...
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
why? I'm just like a guy, It would scare me to death if that ever became the situation for any guy I see
Toni Perry wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
You can think like a guy, now? We're complexed people, you know? :-)
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
In article , "Zoepetier" writes:
No, I am a girl, who is a tomboy, has a few emotions the same as men, who is scared of things like comitment or if things change.
Toni Perry wrote:
Whoa....whoa.....whoa....we're not scared of commitment entirely, we just don't like being tied down entirely. We like a certain ammount of freedom and not have to worry about whether or not we upset the little lady when we say "no" to shopping. And most guys out there know how bad women can get when we say "no" once in a while. Is that sort of the feeling you share with us guys, Toni? :-)
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
In article , "Zoepetier" writes:
Kinda, but I'm a little more scared than that. :)
Toni Perry wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
Wow...you've got it bad.....want to talk about it?
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
In article , "Zoepetier" writes:
y not? hehe <~~~sits comfortably on the psychyatrists couch. It sparked off when I moved house,
Toni Perry wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
"That's a good start.", the shrink says, "Was the new place haunted?"
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
In article , "Zoepetier" writes:
"no," She replied, "But it was big and different"
"It always time to get used to a new house.", he answers.
=+= Marcel =+=
Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
In article , "Zoepetier" writes:
She sighed and rolled over (feeling this is turning into a porno movie) "I guess, but my room is so different" (This is definately turning into Porno)
On Wed, 13 Dec 2000 00:32:14 +0100, "Zoepetier" wrote:
Is it just me who thinks that he should actually be thankful he's got Monica?? This woman cooks for him ("I bought groceries, I was gonna make you dinner" -622), cleans for him (except 607 where we got some equality of status), she is one of his best friends and has been his girlfriend for more than two years and is the "perfect little housewife". Isn't this most guys' dream?
C'mon!!!
Marita wrote:
Yes. Giggle.
It might be if she weren't so consistently mean to him all the time. Having said that, I've missed so much of season seven because of work it's possible she's turned into an angel and I don't know it.
In article , Claire Abraham wrote:
Marita has it right, though.
Monica is no angel, but she is not consistently mean to him all the time, that's a mean thing to say about her. Please don't judge Monica by a few adverse examples of her at her worst in Season 6.
Tennant
Tennant Stuart wrote:
Um, Tennant... she's fictional. Monica is an idea, not a person. I can't be mean to a figment of somebody else's imagination; the closest I can come is having a strange and warped perception of an idea which doesn't stand up to reasonable standards of justice. I stated baldly that I've missed a lot of season seven. I was deeply unimpressed with her behavior in season six.
I will judge her based on what I see. It's too bad; she was my favorite female character for the first four years of the show.
In article , Claire Abraham wrote:
You are quite right Claire, sorry. :)
There was a lot of Monica that I disliked in S6 also. I often complained that I wanted the old Monica back, and I pointedly put CC on my freebie list, not CCA. But she did improve a fair bit as the season wore on, and in the new season Monica is my favourite female character once more.
Please give the new episodes a go, Claire. You will at least enjoy 706. :)
Tennant
Tennant Stuart wrote: >> Please don't judge Monica by a few
I'm working Thursday nights for a temporary but indefinite period of time. It will be awhile.
In article , Claire Abraham wrote:
Okay, Claire. :)
Tennant
In article , [email] (Marita) wrote:
You are *so* right, Marita. Monica also sends him off to hang out with the guys when he spends too much time with her (608), and she can do incredible things with a sock in the bedroom WHILE a cake bakes in the kitchen (617), and she puts up with his Barcalounger just to please him (707).
Tennant
On Wed, 13 Dec 2000 21:53:09 GMT, Tennant Stuart wrote:
Thanks, Tennant. :)
I tend to get a bit edgy when it comes to issues like this, so I'm sorry if I offended anyone, but I'm not going to complain about Monica on Chandler's behalf. He's not henpecked, and he's actually enjoying himself in apartment #20.
(I just had a final exam about the sexes and the equality of status, so this is a rather interesting topic to discuss. :) )
In article , [email] (Marita) wrote:
VSG
He has never been happier, and nor has she.
We just had another example in 624, when Monica was cold & asked to wear Chandler's jacket. He had to refuse because the ring was in a pocket, but the point is not only that he did dare refuse, but also that she meekly accepted this without question, and continued to be very nice to him.
Tennant
Marita wrote in message ... Zoepetier wrote:
It's always nice to have someone love you ofcourse, but there are limits.
Sure it is. But generally speaking most guys feel trapped because they are expected to spend lots more time at home than usual.
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
On Wed, 13 Dec 2000 23:31:59 +0100, "Zoepetier" wrote:
(I hope you understand that I wasn't talking to you in particular. I just had to voice my opinions somewhere. <g> )
But why should Chandler (and the rest of the blokes out there) feel trapped? Isn't it more like a pleasant "prison"? :)
Marita wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
I know.....I just sometimes feel I need to be the voice of modern day man. That's all. :-)
I would go for the word "cozy" instead of "pleasant". I'm an old-fashioned kind of guy, kind of an Al Bundy if you will. :-) I like to hang out with the guys sometimes, maybe go bowling, go to a couple of bars (nothing nude.....I never saw the point in stripjoints) and just basically be a guy. But when you're involved with a woman, she wants you to be a totally different guy. It's a big change to go from a guy guy, to an woman's guy. You really have to be a guy guy to understand that. And now it's time for me to go to sleep. I was just out with the guys.....
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
In article , "Zoepetier" wrote:
Oh dear! (Sorry Marcel)
Monica has taken Chandler to a strip joint, and *really* liked it...
I know exactly what you mean, but Monica sends Chandler off to be with the guys when he hangs around her too much...
Tennant
Tennant Stuart wrote in message ...
Yes, Bunny? :-)
Yeah, but I wasn't talking about tv couples. I meant couples in general.
I call that "getting rid of him before you yell at him". That's when a woman gets so annoyed because the guy is around her all the time, that she becomes "nice" and tells him it's ok for him to go out with his friends. So what Monica does, is basically what most other women do.
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
In article , "Zoepetier" wrote:
You're trying to have it both ways, Marcel. :)
Tennant
Tennant Stuart wrote in message ...
Yeah...I want to have my cake and eat it too. :-)
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
In article , "Zoepetier" wrote:
Grin.
Tennant
In article , [email] (Marita) wrote:
I wouldn't feel trapped. Monica's arms make a very pleasant "prison".
Tennant
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
No, he's not. He sometimes makes compromises or even sacrifices for Monica's sake. At other times he gets his own way. She sometimes makes compromises or even sacrifices for Chandler's sake. At other times she gets her own way. Relationships are hard work, but worth the effort.
Tennant
Tennant Stuart wrote:
Yeah, he is.
You describe a two way street. Monica almost always wins.
I agree. Chandler's whipped. Makes me cringe sometimes. :(
I know what you mean, I hate Chandler when he's like that. Does he get better in the seventh series, (or the eighth series seeing as the Mail on Sunday seemed to think that the end of sereis 7 was upon us)
Toni wrote
(re: Chandler's "henpecked" status)
mini spoiler space
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IMO, yes he does. so far (through 709), he's put his "foot down" a couple of times and has come to Monica's rescue once. A recurring theme seems to be: Chandler does something foolish but redeems himself for Monica.
My own response to the final C and M scene in 702 was...OMG could he BE any sweeter? I didn't think he was caving in, as some have said, but rather offering to make a sacrifice for her sake so she wouldn't have to. If only that happened in my life!
Appy
In article , [email] (Appy50rider) wrote:
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Monica's father had blown all their money so he could not afford *any* wedding, so Chandler offered to pay. Monica wanted to spend the whole lot on a dream wedding, but Chandler wanted most of that money to be for their future, so he put his foot down. Monica totally climbed down, abandoning her lifelong dream, so Chandler kindly gave her some options: a big fancy wedding, but only two children of which one goes to college; or else his own plan of a nice wedding and four children who all go to college.
You could say that Monica caved, while Chandler's foot stayed down, but that's still unfair - he persuaded her to examine her own priorities, and she realised that in the long term, she wanted what he wanted.
Tennant
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
It's the seventh season we're discussing. Life is easier for Chandler now, since Monica has stopped being screechy (that happened as Season Six progressed) but now she's warmer & cuddlier.
The Monica-haters don't see her like that though.
Tennant
In article , [email] (Larissa) wrote:
Chandler gets his own way a fair bit. I'm not saying that Monica doesn't either, but to claim that Chandler's whipped requires specific examples.
Tennant
Tennant Stuart wrote:
It's pointless. I've had this kind of debate with you before, Tennant. I can give you ten examples in great detail and you will examine them as carefully as a hanging chad looking for the technicality that allows you to throw it out as if it had no merit. I used to spend an hour researching a script coming up with a carefully honed explanation behind a specific point and you'd rip it to shreds in seconds with arguments that were often kind of weak. The last time I did that was when I figured out exactly how much C&M dominated last year, and you tried to whittle ten storylines off my total to prove me wrong. Some of your arguments really didn't hold water, but I just didn't have another hour or two to spend on it. Sorry. I'm not doing it again. I don't have that kind of time, nor do I continue to have that level of interest in this steeply declining show. It just ain't as important as making dinner for my family.
Claire Abraham wrote:
Dinner? Mmm. What are we having? Lessee, I think lasagne is on the menu tonight, at my place. The big question is whether I'll make it, or just throw a frozen one in the oven. Frozen dinners are always so salty. . . .
Realistically, I don't think Chandler is whipped in the classic sense of the word, but he *definitely* more whipped than he used to be.
He is more timid, mouse-like, un-imposing, passive, and slightly awkward. Now whether that defines "whipped" ( whether it's "wah-pahhh", or "wh-cchhhhh" =) ) is up for debate..
In article , Claire Abraham wrote:
I'm sorry you feel that way Claire, but you have my sympathies since I too can't afford to spend hours sorting through someone's giant post. However, without providing specific examples, it's all too easy to claim anything.
Tennant
Tennant Stuart wrote:
Since you wouldn't listen to me anyway, this time I choose not to bother.
In article , Claire Abraham wrote:
I shan't argue with you then, Claire. Never mind. :)
Tennant
you mean like claiming that the solar systems smallest asteriod is made of Jam and speaks French? Chandlers whipped Tennant, you gotta admit it! He does what she wants, he says what she wants to hear, and he ain't as sarcastic any more cause she don't like it!
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
I guess so. :)
He's less sarcastic now because he's more secure. He does *sometimes* do what his partner wants, and there's nothing wrong with that for so does Monica. But the Barcalounger is still there even though she hates it, she didn't get all jealous about Dana, and she gave up her dream wedding for him. There are many more specific examples if you want them.
Tennant
In article , Tennant Stuart writes:
Okay, while I realise that that's true, she still don't like it, and that is one of the reasons he's less sarcastic! And although she lets him have his barcalounger, he's so whipped! and who the Hell's Dana? Was she that girl with the (motions huge breasts)? She has the upper hand in the relationship, he is totally under the thumb, the only difference between him and other men who are whipped is that he likes it, that doesn't mean that he isn't whipped!
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
Monica is intensely houseproud, so why does she let Chandler have his barcalounger? She hates it, and complains that it will stay forever. It is still there because Chandler wants it to be there.
Dana Caplin is the girl with huge breasts. Dana Keystone is the girl that Chandler dated (twice) in 618.
What about Monica doing all the cooking & cleaning for him?
What about Monica telling him to spend more time with the guys?
What about Chandler refusing to give her his coat when she was cold, and there was not a peep of complaint out of her?
Why was Chandler so anxious that Monica might reject his proposal?
What about Monica giving up her dream wedding for him?
Tennant
In article , Tennant Stuart writes:
I think she secretly likes it but doesn't want to let her guard down
Thank you!
She's whipped too
I think that was just once
You got me there
Was he? I forget that part
Okay I'm not going to argue about this, but lets agree to disagree. I think that he's whipped, and you don't agree with me.
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
You're kidding me, right? :)
And the other Dana was ovulating, but didn't know her husband was a bully.
Monica is cockpecked?
Once that we saw, it wasn't an unusual occasion.
That was Friday's episode on C4. Good evidence that Monica *is* cockpecked.
That was Friday's episode on C4 as well. Chandler is awfully keen to trap himself in Henpeck Prison, and scared he won't be allowed inside.
Actually you think that they are both whipped. :)
Tennant
Tennant and Toni wrote:
You two do realize that there is another interpretation of the term "cockpecked", don't you? Monica is quite happily cock-pecked.
Appy
In article , [email] (Appy50rider) writes:
I realise, but I didn't want to say anything cause I've got enough innuendo in my head as it is!! :)
In article , [email] (Appy50rider) wrote:
Appy, I am of course entirely innocently using the term as the opposite gender to "henpecked". Other interpretations never crossed my mind... ;)
Tennant
Your declaration of naivete does not impress me,sir!! :-)
It is nice to hear some friendly voices on this board. The term "Ugly Americans" has been given some credence here of late, I am afraid (especially in the "What the HELL" thread). When you have seen 710, you might check out the " Scoop Me" review. I found it amusing, enlightening (especially in reference to our recent Chanukkah conversation) and refreshingly positive. Try www.wbscoop.com.
Appy
On 18 Dec 2000 20:43:00 GMT, [email] (Appy50rider) wrote:
I read that yesterday, Appy, and I was practically shocked to see such a positive review of a new Friends episode (that wasn't posted on this board). I have to say it was really nice - and refreshing. :)
And as a European not very familiar to the Jewish customs, I found it interesting.
I thought it was nice, too, Marita. Did you see the review of TOW the Nap Partners? The guy claims to be a fan of the show, but clearly had never seen TOW All the Thanksgivings and didn't understand M and C's earlier connection.
Appy
In article , [email] (Appy50rider) wrote:
I don't know what you mean, madam!! :)
YW :)
I'm keeping out of it.
Ta. :)
Tennant
Good for you. I wish I had. :-(
Those dogs don't just bark, they bite!!!
I think I'll stay on this side of the playground for a while :-) Europeans are so much nicer than we Americans!
Appy
In article , [email] (Appy50rider) wrote:
Welcome.
There are nice Americans too. :)
Tennant
Thanks!!
I generally consider myself one of them! :-)
Appy
In article , [email] (Appy50rider) wrote:
Yay - and many more besides...
Tennant
Tennant Stuart wrote in message ...
In article , Tennant Stuart writes:
nope
ah yes
yes
well no
I didn't see it on Friday but I got the video. Oh she is so cockpecked too!
h they are so both whipped! Stop making me change my opinions!
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
Well, in that case they should be very happy together... :)
Tennant
Oh you are so a bastard! (bastard in the most nicest way of course!) :) I never said that they weren't happy together, there's no denying that, I was saying that he was whipped! and he is!
Toni Perry If only wrote in message ...
I KNEW IT!!! :-)
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
Nicest thing anybody's said to me all day...
You're saying that they are *both* whipped, which is different.
Tennant
I did not mean to offend you in anyway
Well yeah, but if they're both whipped then Chandler is still whipped, as he is one of the both
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
You didn't offend me at all, I quite understood your jocular tone. :)
I think we can agree that they are equally whipped.
Monica can come and whip me any time she likes... ;)
Tennant
In article , Tennant Stuart writes:
:) <~~~bats her angelic eyelids
Okay yeah I think I can agree to that
Oh Tennant! saucy!!!
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
Except that I reckon that the equal amount is zero. :)
Grin. :)
Tennant
And I reckon the equal amount is more than that :)
hehe
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
But what counts is the differential whip, so it's still zero.
Tennant
You what?
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
The amount by how much one partner is more whipped than the other.
Tennant
okay the differential whip is zero, but they are so whipped!
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
Grin.
Tennant
In article , Tennant Stuart writes:
I know I'm right!
On 23 Dec 2000 15:22:40 GMT, [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
But you haven't seen season 7 yet... ;)
Oooooh! Damn! I thought I'd won!
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
Grin.
Tennant
On 24 Dec 2000 11:57:54 GMT, [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
<g> Just wait and see. There will be an incident in an upcoming episode where Chandler has to come to her rescue... And he does a great job as well. He's nowhere near being whipped at that point. :)
Is that one that you've seen. Is it the 702? cause I think I know about that
On 24 Dec 2000 21:32:44 GMT, [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
Nope, something else. :) He is good in 702, but he's ten times better in the example I'm thinking about.
In that case I can't wait!
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
Grin.
Tennant
I don't think there's an answer to that
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
Grin.
Tennant
okay cause that's not going to get annoying... (this is me on PMT)
I think that makes it into the top ten things we didn't really need to know about Toni . . . except for Tennant who probably will add it to his database and calendar for less, or maybe more, provocative posts around that time of the month.
Always CC (Who apologises for the above he's never fully got to grip with Menstrual Humour.)
hehe!
I know some good jokes about it tho!
Somehow I don't doubt that. :)
Always CC
hehe!
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
Eek - unfair to use biological weapons!
Tennant (hiding in the hills)
I'm a girl, it's my job, unless you want me to use my rifle...
you can hide but I can find you!
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
Errr, can I have a third choice?
Eeshk!
Tennant
ummmm, You wait til next week when I'm back to normal, and can use my muscles instead :)
hehe :)
Tennant Stuart wrote in message ... Toni Perry wrote:
.................................................................................................... .. It's incredible, ladies and gentlemen. No points for that one, but he made it. .................................................................................................... .. :-)
Why Tennant....I never figured you to be a whips 'n chains guy. It's always the quiet ones that have a basement with leather interior.
=+= Marcel =+=
Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
In article , "Zoepetier" wrote:
Just imagine Monica in a PVC catsuit with thigh length boots... :)
Tennant
Tennant Stuart wrote: Zoepetier wrote: Tennant Stuart wrote:
Stop it! You're killing me!! :-)
But how do you think she would look wearing the same Batgirl costume Alicia Silverstone had on?
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
On Wed, 20 Dec 2000, Zoepetier stated this considered view. Waking from my doze, I hastily scrawled -
What about Lindsay Sloane (In STTW, Sabrina's friend Valerie) in the episode 'Sabrina the teenage writer'? Mmmmm!
In article , Paul Hyett wrote:
What about the queen of them all, Diana Rigg in "The Avengers"? Oof!
Tennant
Paul Hyett wrote in message ...
Sorry.....that's a show I've never watched, eventhough it's been on the air here for quite a while.
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In article , "Zoepetier" wrote:
STTW is very good, currently the most popular American sitcom in Britain.
It has much more adventurous plotting than "Bewitched" which was so huge here that it's *still* in reruns and parents named their girls Samantha.
In fact Elizabeth Montgomery was on my freebie list until some kind soul pointed out that she was dead. :(
Tennant
Tennant Stuart wrote:
It beat Friends?
See...there ya go. I never watched Bewitched either. I liked "I Dream Of Jeannie" too much.
She was the blond, wasn't she?
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
In article , "Zoepetier" wrote:
There isn't any Friends at the moment. Nor Frasier.
Okay, but a pale imitation.
Yes, except when she was Serena.
Tennant
Tennant Stuart wrote:
Zoepetier wrote:
Well that explains it then.
I didn't exactly watch it for the funny plots, Tennant. :-)
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
In article , "Zoepetier" wrote:
Wossername wasn't bad looking, but not a patch on Elizabeth Montgomery, and they wouldn't let you see her belly button.
Wasn't there going to be a IDOJ movie starring Lisa Kudrow?
Tennant
Tennant Stuart wrote in message ... Zoepetier wrote:
Barbara Eden was a sexy woman in her day.
I haven't heard of the idea, but I sure hope so.
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
In article , "Zoepetier" wrote:
Oh, *that's* what her name was! Thanks.
I was determined not to look it up.
I suspect the project was shelved, but I don't really know.
Tennant
Tennant Stuart wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
No problem...that's what I'm here for. To know these things. :-)
Or maybe it was a ridiculous rumor like Matthew Perry being asked to play James Bond? Can you imagine that one?
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
In article , "Zoepetier" wrote:
I reckon he would be better than Roger Moore was.
Tennant
Tennant Stuart wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
I see no smiley and I don't detect any sillyness in the above sentence, so my next natural comment would have to be: "SAY WHAT??" Next to Sean Connery, Roger Moore was the only good James Bond on the silver screen. Ofcourse Connery was a much better Bond than Moore. Perry as Bond? I don't see it happening and he would suck big time if it did. But that's just my opinion, Tennant. You are ofcourse entitled to yours.
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
In article , "Zoepetier" wrote:
I was sincere.
My opinion is that Perry as Bond is unlikely, but Moore did more than suck big time, he sucked the life out of the franchise, until Dalton (partly) and Brosnan (mostly) revived it. Connery was the best though.
Tennant
Tennant Stuart wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
[ Perry as Bond ]
I noticed that.
So I guess I'm a bit hung up on the good old days of Bond, because I stopped watching Bond movies when Dalton took over. But at least we both agree Sean Connery was the best one of all. Who was the very first Bond, before Connery? I keep forgetting his name.
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
In article , "Zoepetier" wrote:
Sean Connery made the role famous, but the first actor to play James Bond was Bob Holness, (yes the guy who hosts quiz shows including Blockbusters)
Tennant
Bond
Blockbusters)
South African radio is not quite the same as a Hollywood movie, is it?
Jac
Jacqui wrote:
Indeed not, but he was still the first actor to play James Bond. I'm very impressed that you got the full reference Jacqui, but if anyone was gonna do it I'm not surprised that it was you. :)
Tennant
Tennant Stuart wrote:
He only did the very first Bond movie, didn't he?
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In article , "Zoepetier" wrote:
No - there's acting outside of movies, Marcel. :)
See Jacqui's inestimable reply.
BTW Marcel, I'm still waiting for you to tell me if Dutch TV showed episode 620 on Christmas Eve & will show 621 on New Year's Eve, or was there no showing of "Friends", or what?
Tennant
I meant: he didn't do any more Bond movies after the first one, as in: he probably sucked so bad that they didn't want him to repeat his bad performance.
I've read it.
No Friends during Christmas and there won't be an episode this sunday either.
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
In article , "Zoepetier" wrote:
Who is the "he" in your sentence? If you meant Sean Connery, he made several movies, and was extremely successful, but he wanted to give up. If you meant Bob Holness, then he played James Bond before anyone else - but not in the movies, on radio.
That's what I was wary of. So, 620 on January 7th?
Tennant
Tennant Stuart wrote:
Zoepetier wrote:
I meant Bob Holness. I know Sean Connery did more than one Bond movie. That Holness did it on the radio is news to me.
I hope so. I'll know this Thursday.
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
In article , "Zoepetier" wrote:
Ah. It's one of those trivia-type thing you just come across, although it took Jacqui (she's red-hot) to know it was South African radio.
Okay, thanks. I shall assume 620 is on January 7th if you say nothing.
Tennant
Tennant Stuart wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
Either she did a lot of digging, or she's just a very intelligent woman. In any case it's info just few people know.
All will become clear this Thrusday.
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
In article , "Zoepetier" wrote:
Very intelligent and encyclopedic.
K
Tennant
Tennant Stuart wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
That will boost her ego! :-)
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
At the time you wrote that, my temperature was around 103F so you weren't far wrong!
Jac, back in the land of no penguins, but still not better. :(
Zoepetier wrote:
I think Perry would be badly miscast as Bond. He's not suave enough; he's too much the Witty and Likeable Guy Next Door. He seems too normal and nice and ordinary. Pierce Brosnan was a good choice.
Claire Abraham wrote:
I can't even imagine him pulling off the line "My name is Bond, James Bond." He really misses that British Gentleman look and I'm sure he can't do the accent. When one of the bad guys takes a shot at him and misses, he'll probably get to say something like: "Could you BE more blind?" :-)
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
On Fri, 29 Dec 2000 01:46:19 +0100, "Zoepetier" wrote:
Matthew Perry doesn't have that certain charm that is required. And the bloke needs to be a Brit. MP would be better off with a cameo in the next Austin Powers movie (isn't it supposed to be called The Shagent?). Pierce Brosnan is great as 007, it's just too bad that they can't come up with any really good plots now that the Cold war is over.
Marita wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
I'm not a huge Mike Meyers fan, so I find the Austin Powers thing irritating. So far the parts MP played outside of Friends, all had Chandler trademarks. He'll probably never lose that image. That's why he can never do Bond. He COULD be casted for a Bond parody like Leslie Nielsen did in Spy Hard.
=+= Marcel =+=
Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
In article , "Zoepetier" wrote:
That's slightly unfair. The parts MP played *before* Friends, all had Chandler trademarks, that's just how he is.
Tennant
Tennant Stuart wrote:
Except for his part in Beverly Hills 90210. He played a rich snob with a deathwish. That was a pretty serious part.
=+= Marcel =+=
Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
In article , "Zoepetier" wrote:
I must admit I've never seen BH9. Apart from being a rich snob with a deathwish, was he nothing at all like Chandler?
Tennant
Yeah, he looked a lot like him.
Always CC
Tennant Stuart wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
Not a bit, but that was a few years before Friends. I don't think he can go back to a part like that with a lot of practice.
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
He was in Beverly Hills? Why did I not see that episode?
Toni Perry wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
I don't know why you didn't see it, Toni. :-) <doing this from memory, with a lot of beers in my system> If I remember correctly, it was in the third season (1992?) and Brandon (Jason Priestly) tried to make friends (how appropriate!!) with him to get a story from him....what it was like to be a rich kid!
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
Awww man! <~~~goes away and kicks herself
Toni Perry wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
That's not a good way to start the new year. :-)
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
hehe, oh well I guess I can wait a day Now all I gotta do is find a channel where they're showing BH90210 and start watching it again!
Toni Perry wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
LOL!
Good luck with that. Maybe the episode can be found on the internet.
=+= Marcel =+=
Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
Yeah that Chandler cracks me up :)
Maybe, but I wouldn't be able to download it cause I've got <altogether now> a crap computer
Toni Perry wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
I know....we know.
You're not the only one. 3 years ago mine was pretty fast. Now it's prehistoric. :-)
=+= Marcel =+=
Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
In article , "Zoepetier" writes:
Mine in 6 years old, or maybe more... alrite how old was I when it broke? 7 years old! Mines older than the flipping dinosaurs! do you think we can get Ross to have a look at it?
Toni Perry wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
Ross may be a wethead and good with things that are severely antique, but I doubt he knows a thing about computers. I don't need his help anyway. I know what I need and where to get it for a good price, but I have more on my mind right now. Give your buddy Chandler a call. Maybe he can help you. :-)
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
good point... :)
yeah but if he does fix it he'll be spending all his time playing games on it... :)
Toni Perry wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
[ fixing crappy old computers ]
That's true....or maybe he'll make one of those stupid lists again. :-)
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
oh that stupid list! :)
Toni Perry wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
[ fixing crappy old computers ]
Yeah.....only this time it could be about you.....that would be bad, wouldn't it?
=+= Marcel =+=
Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
In article , "Zoepetier" writes:
oh if he did that to me he'd be staring down the business end of a hissy fit. why do I get the feeling I've used tat line before...?
Toni Perry wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
[ fixing crappy old computers ]
That bad, huh? I never figured you to be one with a temper....
I don't know. It's the first time I've seen it here.
=+= Marcel =+=
Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
In article , "Zoepetier" wrote:
Claire Abraham 27 Jun 2000 20:26:36 Claire Abraham 27 Nov 2000 22:27:24 Monana Geller 23 Aug 2000 01:55:05 Tennant Stuart 18 Dec 2000 02:45:17 Tina Nellis 10 Apr 2000 18:16:30 Toni Perry 07 Jan 2001 19:37:53
Tennant
Tennant Stuart wrote:
Yeah yeah yeah....so I have a short memory, big diff. :-)
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
And Tennant knows a lot too. what did you go through every single post... or...? F*ck me I'm not being very nice today...
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
I don't have a Windoze computer, so I can easily do clever stuff...
Time of the month?
Tennant
Tennant Stuart wrote: Toni Perry wrote:
I've been called a badass for time to time, but even I wouldn't say that to Toni. :-)
alright I'm not that bad! and you really shouldn't say things like that. you are so lucky that my PMT isn't rising up today cause you would so be in for a flaming :)
Toni Perry wrote:
I'm used to flames....I've had a few relationships over the years, so evertime she had it, so did I. She would do her best to drag me down in her fits or run me out of the house yelling. Fortunately wisdom comes with age, so I taught myself to let her be when it was THAT time. When it had passed, the reward was well appreciated. :-)
=+= Marcel =+=
Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
wow! okay yeah I'm not as bad as that. you should hear my mum and my sister though. and put together, we're awful!
Tomi Perry wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
Ofcourse....three females with bad moods is hell. I hope you don't all get it at the same time....
=+= Marcel =+=
Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
ummmm, well my sister is at her most sensitive when I've got a bad mood, and then it's my mums turn so it's me and my mum together most of the time, we're deadly! :)
I don't know.....I think my finger slipped.
Zoepetier wrote:
Oops.....I guess some people really have to walk on eggs when that happens.
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
oh yeah, but me and my mum are careful, but if someone really gets on our nerves, for no reason most of the time, we can shout and scream at them and no one will say anything. it's lovely! :)
Zoepetier wrote: Toni Perry wrote:
Females have a power males will never have.....and that power is strong enough to bring even the largest man to his knees. And you use that power so well, too! Not to mention extremely often. :-)
=+= Marcel =+=
Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
Okay that natures fault... It's true I didn't ask for this power, and how I use it is the way nature makes me... :) and how often is also the fault of nature... <~~~leaving only little to the imagination I've really gotta stop being mean though...
Toni Perry wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
It sounds an aweful lot like The Force. :-)) Only you don't have to use your mind to move objects around. You just look at someone and get THEM to do it for you. <g>
Yeah....you really do.
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
hehe, we could use that to get the ISP's to change their ways! Should I come round to Holland and have a word, or a look, with Chello? of course my mum has to be there for the full effect :)
But then I'll lose my title of the wild evil bitch of the middle eastern web. eh well. okay, as of this moment, I'll keep a smiley face, and I'll stop being mean and making fun of people. Really. I mean it.
Toni Perry wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
Well...Chello's main office is in London, because it's a British company. Start there. Walk inside with foam on your mouthes and tourches in your hands. I think that will make them change their minds.
And that's bad why?
Oh my....that sounds like a newyears resolution. EESHK! :-)
=+= Marcel =+=
Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
ah right, I did not know that... okay then :) do you wanna come too? could be fun to watch :)
it's not... just a little joke.... :)
arrgghh! I can't be diong with new years resolutions! I made one two years ago that I wouldn't make anymore resolutions in the years to come! whaddo I do? :)
Toni Perry wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
I have to work. Sorry. Send me pictures. I'd love to see what happened! :-)
I'm guessing it's a private joke.....right?
You made the same resolution over and over since then? :-)
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
hehe of course! got a digital camera so I can download them? the chances of getting one for my b-day are next to nothing
not this time babe :)
no cause that'll be breaking the resolution :)
Toni Perry wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
[ Toni and her mom causing chaos at Chello London ]
Keep thinking happy happy thoughts, send out some positive waves to the person that might get you one, and you might just get it. :-)
In that case: give!! Please? :-)
So don't make any more resolutions....the answers to your questions are always found right in front of you. It's a simple matter of logical geography. :-)
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
<~~~puts hand to head and says get seran a digital camera! <~~~in a very freaky Joey voice then waves her hand at the door of the room where her mum is :)
well all I was saying was that (!) it would be a shame to lose my title of the Wild Evil Bitch of the Middle Eastern Web(!) Seeing and I worked very hard for it and all... :)
I haven't made any more resolutions. I've been very good at keeping my last one :)
Toni Perry wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
[ wanting a digital camera for her birthday ]
Well I'll be.......that just might do it! I can just picture that scene. :-)
So you've earned the title Wild Evil Bitch of the Middle Eastern Web and you like it? Even weirder....you're proud of it? Oh brother...... :-)
I'm proud of you, Toni! You might be improoving yourself! What am I saying?? :-))
=+= Marcel =+=
Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
hehe!!! I can hope but my telepathic powers aren't working right now, I have a big out of order sign hanging from my head... :)
I came up with it my self I think I have a rigt to be proud of it! :)
ummmm, I don't know.... :)
Toni Perry wrote:
Get some sleep, eat some vitamins and keep hoping.....I can only give you so much advice. :-)
Seran dear.....I find it hard to believe that you can be a bitch..... Wild? Yeah....why not. Evil? Sure....everyone has a devilish side, but a bitch? You? Naaaaaaaah. I don't buy it! If you're a bitch, then I'm the biggest asswipe on the planet! And I'm not! :-)
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
Marcel scribbled:
sleep? vitamins? what are these things you speak of? :) good advice though :)
Oh I am a right old bitch me! Only on days when nature curses me, but still I can be very very bitchy, just ask Tennant! Some of my friends say I can be very bitchy, and I believe them, cause, well I am :) They know It's only every few weeks, but they don't lke me sometimes... I'm a bitch, and I know it!
Seran gathered her wits and shared: Marcel scribbled:
[ someone wants a digital camera real bad ]
OH MY GOD!!! SOME ALIEN TOOK OVER SERAN'S MIND!!!!!!! (damb this caps-lock button!!) :-))
Oh good....you're back! Phew! I thought we had lost you there. :-) Advice...oh yeah.....that came from my parents and all the years they spent nagging me, trying to turn me into a nice fellow. I think it worked. :-)
Let's do a little test, shall we? Be a bitch.....right here, right now. Try to upset me in the worst possible way and I'll tell you when to stop. Let me see your worst. I can guarantee I will win, because if you're such a bitch.....what are you doing here? Bad people don't stick it out too long in a group such as this. So face it! You're not a bitch, but a nice girl.
=+= Marcel =+=
Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
take me to your dealer! <~~~puff puff puff :) <~~~I don't do drugs, they are a bit crap really :)
hehe, wel you're a very nice fellow here so I htink it worked too :)
ummm, I don't want to! I'm scared! <~~~ask me this question again in two weeks I'll be up for it probably
okay you win you win!
Okay then, I'm not a bitch! I'm not a bitch, but please let me keep my signiture? :)
Marcel wrote: Seran wrote:
ROTFLMAO!!!!!
Very good. Keep it that way.
Thanks. That's nice to hear.
That's too easy, because that way you have the edge. :-))
WOW! You sure give up easy! :-)
Oh alright. That's the least I can do.....
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
hehe!
I will:) Is there a point of them really?
YW :)
I need the edge, cause otherwise I won't do it :)
Yeah I've been in a good mood rather than a competitive mood lately
thank you :))))
can I have your computer if you ever feel the need to give it to someone...?
You know usually I'd slap someone for suggesting it, but I don't know where you live so I'm just gonna have to settle with a not til next week, and a hypothetical clip round the ear :)
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
First she asks me for a free computer, then she abuses one of my orifices.
Oh, alright then.
Tennant
know better than to suggest time of the month to be an excuse for bad tempers
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
K
Tennant
lesson of life :)
In article , "Zoepetier" writes:
oh I have a viscious temper <g>
probably used it to my sister :)
Toni Perry wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
Remind me never to piss you off......
Tennant has posted a small list in this thread. You'll come across it.
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
hehehehehehehe! Don't worry, my arms aren't long enough to get to Holland to punch you.. :) <~~~remembers her promise to be nice Not that I'd try of course! :)
I don't think I'd come accross it... <~~~rememebers a joke on the They Think it's all Over video about coming accross women. very funny...
I have seen it though
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
Lol, what's the world record?
Tennant
Never said. Maybe it's in the guiness book of records though
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
It all depends on how you line the women up...
Tennant
end to end, or tall like pancakes?
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
Tall like pancakes, you know like with err... maple syrup....
Tennant
and chocolate sprinkles?
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
I dunno, I've been fed an awful lot of broccoli without ever tasting of chocolate sprinkles. Perhaps there's another vegetable for that.
Tennant
are you thiking of the same metaphor I am? cause chocolate sprinkles meant something else...:)
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
I wasn't using a metaphor...
Tennant
oh dear....
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
Fraid so...
Tennant
okay... so what WERE we just talking about...? :)
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
Broccoli.
Tennant
ah, see no wonder I got confused cause I don't like broccoli :)
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
Yeah, but *you* don't eat it...
Tennant
I don't think Mark likes it either :)
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
Who's whipped - you or Mark?
Tennant
Antonia wrote: Tennant wrote:
We're our own people... :) but he's my own little Chandler doll... :)
In article ,
Lol
Tennant
He is, he's really funny and very sweet :) my ex was whipped, but Mark, he won't let him be whipped!
hello, me again, just telling you that me and Mark aren't together, for future referance :)
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
That was quick, should we not enquire further?
Tennant
you can if you want, don't mind, it was a mutual decision, we just decided that we liked each orther as friends really.
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
Okay.
Tennant
Zoepetier wrote:
Toni Perry wrote:
That's good to hear.....I wouldn't want my face to be damaged.
I'm going to remember that you said that and I'll use it you when I need to. :-)
So what's the joke?
Ok.
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
Oh well, I'll just have to save my fists for the next time I have a biological attack
I always try to keep my promises...
you mean you didn't get it from that...? Some woman was hosting the Miss world competition a while ago, and Eddie Irvine came on screen and the woman said, 'Eddie, you must have come accross some of the most beautiful women in the world!' :))
Toni Perry wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
I'm SO glad I'm not female, 'cause I think I have a whole bunch of Redneck jokes about that topic somewhere on my harddrives.
Trying to keep a promise is a serious effort by itself, isn't it?
Nope. I live in Holland, remember? We're considered to be dumb hicks compared to other countries.
Jeez.....that's so wicked it's almost perverted! :-) That must have shocked the FIA, not to mention Jaguar!
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
I'm so glad I'm not male... cause then I couldn't make fun of them...
God yeah...
ah yes! sorry, forgot :)
haha! I thought it was hilarious the first time I heard it!!!
Toni Perry wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
Hmmm.....that one stings...
At least we can agree on that.
I was kind of hoping for a response more like "No you're not, Marcel".....jeez....
It's too bad I missed that..
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
I'm not very good at keeping my promises am I...? Sorry! I don't make fun of all males! just the ones that piss me off! like my cousins :) you're not my cousin are you, cause I don't like to make fun of my friends
what promise did you make...
okay okay I just couldn't let that one go... okay I'll try again.. no your not Marcel we still love you Marcel! :) how was that?
ummmm
Toni Perry wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
No no....you made a good point. It's one of those things guys shouldn't make fun of, because we don't know what it's really like. The fact that it stings is because you rubbed the truth in my face. So don't feel that you have to apologise. Making fun of someone is healthy from time to time, even if it is a friend. Jeez...I sound like a wise old fart, don't I? :-)
I never make promises, because they always backfire on me.
That was absolutely outstanding! Now I feel blessed!
Cat got your tongue?
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
did I really? it's funny the things you do without even realising. okay then I retract my apology...
this could be fun...:)
awww! I feel touched now :)
no I think I sent the post without finishing the sentance, now I can't remeber what the rest of the sentance was... damn this short memory
Toni Perry wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
You can't just retract your apology! It's already out there.....
How so?
"I swear I didn't put a finger on her, officer!!" :-)
Sure....blame it on a technicality. :-)
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
how about if I just delete it? :)
what promises have backfired?
lol! "shut up, your fingerprints are all over her!" <~~feeling somewhat disturbed now
well I can't blame it on anything else... :) unless you slept with the copy girl...
Toni Perry wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
Now that might work.....give it a shot, Toni.
Most of the promises I've made were in past relationships. The kind of promises that can leave a sizable dent, but I don't want to get into that right now.
"It's a setup, officer! Someone cloned my prints, I'm sure of it!"
You're not the only one.
No copy girls in my neighbourhood.....unfortunately. :-)
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
Not that I wanted to retract it, but... hang on a minute it's not even there... :)
fair enough, but I'll have you know I'm a good listener :)
"Oh yeah a very likely story, and who do you suppose cloned your prints and just happened to leave them on this girl?"
yeah, maybe we should stop
You can borrow the one round my way then :)
"Toni Perry If only" wrote in message...
start
Cable channel FX. But they're in the middle of the college years ep's right now, so it will likely be awhile before the early ones come around again.
What about a cable channel in England, seeing as I've never heard of FX. I swear they were showing them on C5, but I haven't seen it for a while...
On Mon, 1 Jan 2001 22:16:58 +0100, "Zoepetier" wrote:
Surely the correct retort to that would be "that's hard to do and that's how you break a hip!"
LOL!!! hehe
but I'm not 80 yet :)
CleV wrote: Toni Perry wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
When you're 71. :-)
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
In article , "Zoepetier" writes:
80 :)
Toni Perry wrote: CleV wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
Ok....80 then. :-)
=+= Marcel =+=
Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
:) I'm gonna try that when Im 80... :)
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
He was in the first season, airing in the States in Aril 1991.
Tennant
ah yes, I was only 7 years old and had no interest in TV, that's why :)
Tennant Stuart wrote...
Have you seen "A Night In The Life Of Jimmy Reardon"?
In article , "Adeline" wrote:
Errr... no.
Tennant
Tennant Stuart wrote...
'Cause he was *nothing* like Chandler in that. (And the movie itself, if you ask me, was pretty dull.)
In article , "Adeline" wrote:
Ah. Thanks. :)
Tennant
On Sat, 30 Dec 2000 03:47:19 +0100, "Zoepetier" wrote:
I've only seen the first Austin Powers movie, and Dr Evil was the best reason to watch it. I think it would have been hilarious if MP had showed up as one of his vicious helpers. MP needs to do something his fans won't expect of him, and being a bad guy in a movie might be it. (I don't think he could do a *really* evil role, though. He's e.g. no Ralph Fiennes in Schindler's List.) The problem is, like you said, that people won't buy it at first, and I think playing the bad guy in a comedy would be the answer. (However, the thought of MP and John Cleese (R in the latest Bond flick) in a movie together sounds great.)
Marita wrote:
It takes a certain kind of actor who is capable of pulling a mean face to play a real bad guy. But then again, there are comedy actors that can do much more than comedy. Robin Williams is a good example. I think if MP really tries, he can pull off a bad guy. But it would probably take him a lot of practice.
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
On Sat, 30 Dec 2000 20:32:33 +0100, "Zoepetier" wrote:
I've got two more. Tom Hanks and Jim Carrey. Jim Carrey is fab in The Truman Show and the scene where his best friend tells him he would never lie to him, is absolutely heartbreaking. (Where was the Oscar-nod he deserved??)
I agree. And it won't happen before the Friends-finale has aired either.
Marita wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
I haven't seen the Truman Show yet, but I understand it's a lot different than all the other stuff he did. More a serious movie. But could he do a bad guy? We know he can be irritating as hell (The Cable Guy), but can he go beyond that?
That makes sense.
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
On Sun, 31 Dec 2000 17:18:59 +0100, "Zoepetier" wrote:
He was a villain in Batman Forever, but that doesn't count as a *real* villain in my book. The villains in the Batman flicks are always lunatics who end up dead or in the Gotham asylum.
He also played the villain (Hank) in Me, Myself and Irene, but he was portraying a crazy bloke in that flick as well. It would be interesting to see if he could pull off a vicious villain like Howard Payne (Dennis Hopper) in Speed or Egor Korshunov (Gary Oldman) in Air Force One.
Marita wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
My thoughts exactly! A true villain in a movie isn't just a maniac, he/she is pure evil like Dracula or the Werewolf.
That sounds like Jim Carrey....being a wacko like he was in Dumb and Dumber.
I think Jim Carrey can do it, but Matthew Perry? I have my doubts.
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
On Mon, 1 Jan 2001 02:43:28 +0100, "Zoepetier" wrote:
Werewolf... that reminds me of Wolf starring Jack Nicholson. Now that's an actor who knows how to play a bad guy!
Me too. I'll believe it when I see it. :)
Marita wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
Happy New year!!
Yeah...good old Jack! He has the face for it.....and I've read that he's not a real nice guy in real life. So he has that reputation going for him aswell.
We'll do that.
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
On Mon, 1 Jan 2001 22:23:39 +0100, "Zoepetier" wrote:
You too! :)
"Here's Johnny!!" ;)
He's not the nicest bloke in Hollywood, that's for sure. I think he got Warren Beatty's "womanizer" reputation after Beatty settled down with Annette Bening.
In article , "Zoepetier" wrote:
Have any the other five played a villain?
Tennant
Lisa Kudrow played a villainous greedy slut in "Lucky Numbers," with John Travolta. This movie was released in 2000. I think David Schwimmer has played a villain in a movie, I'm not sure.
In article , DANNY D'ADDARIO wrote:
Ah - I thought she was just a greedy slut.
Oh yes?
Tennant
Tennant Stuart wrote...
Well, Gale Weathers was no villain, but she wasn't a very nice person either. Kinda mean.
In article , "Adeline" wrote:
I'm probably swayed by her beauty, but I saw her as a basically a good person, making sure an innocent man was not executed, etc. Rather her than a journalist who's kind to cameramen but lets men die.
Tennant
CCA was a bit of a bitch in Scream
Toni Perry wrote:
I really have to see those Scream films!!!
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yeh you do!
I know....but I hate going to the videostore. It's always so crowded.
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wel get thm from your supermarket! Or you could do the hard thing and wait for them to come out on to TV
Toni Perry wrote:
Zoepetier wrote:
I have been waiting for them to be shown on tv, but so far no luck. And I usually don't buy films I've never seen before.
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Not even if it's recommended and I say that CCA looks GOOD!!!!! ? :)
Toni Perry wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
[ Scream ]
CCA always looks good....I'll think about it.
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In article , "Zoepetier" writes:
Good point... okay then, but you still should buy it! all three of them :)
Toni Perry wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
Maybe just the first one to get into it. See if I like the story enough to get the other tow.
yeah see that would be a more sensible idea... :)
Toni Perry wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
[ Scream ]
"Sensible" is my middle name. :-)
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Really? I've always thought it was Cyril.
Always CC
Coca-Cola wrote: Zoepetier wrote
An explanation is needed.....
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Yes I've always felt life could do with an instruction manual or at least a leaflet.
Always CC
Coca-Cola wrote: Zoepetier wrote
That's not helping me, CC. :-)
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a
I must confess I find the thought a little worrying as well.
Always CC
Coca-Cola wrote: Zoepetier wrote
Are you sure all your porchlights are on?
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What are you getting at Cyril?
Always CC
Coca-Cola wrote: Zoepetier wrote
What am I getting at? You're not making much sense, that's what I'm getting at.
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Hey, what's up with Cyril?
Always CC
you
Done and done, of course there's a certain amount of irony involved.
Jon
alt.tv.friends awards 2000 part 2 of 4
Show fades from black to see Tennant departing the stage and CC with a distinctly scared look on his face.]
CC:> Well that was certainly . . . . interesting. Well we'll move along swiftly or flee screaming from that to the next award since the shed is double booked tonight with the hose taming class. We would like to remind you at this point about the importance of winners making speeches. This is because the ceremony is so unfunny that we need material to distract everybody else from the fact. What better person to give an hilarious speech (of course I'm sure to fall flat on my face now) than . . .
The Funniest Poster and the nominations were . . . Jonathan Roberts Marcel (Zoepetier) Tom Hawley Coca-Cola Adeline Toni Perry
And the award goes to . . .
<*ping*>
It was close, probably the closest (thought I've only counted the first two awards at the present time) but the winner my a nose and a bit (probably an ear) was . . .
<*ping*>
Toni Perry!
[Toni looks on with surprise as she gets up to receive her award]
CC: Ladies and gentleman, where have all the ....? . . . Oh, to the bar. Well until they return we bring to you a special treat, playing a somewhat familiar song, one of my favourite bands The New Pretenders.
[Rapturous applause as the band is wheeled on. The lead guitarist and vocalist looks somewhat familiar, her hair seems to be shimmering from colour to colour and she speaks with a distinct yet subtle (gotta love it) accent.]
LG:> Hope y'all are havin' a reeeal good ole' time, hit it!
[A quiet fast drum beat builds up to a loud crescendo of instruments.]
LG:>I believe that Friends used to be the best comedy on tv I believe that it's gone downhill since the end of series 3 I believe that even Jessie was better than Friends now, it's true I believe those writers don't always do the best job that they can do I believe that the cast don't go and give it their all I believe that they'd do better with a whole lot of Red Bull!
I believe in Karma, what you give is what you get returned I believe you can't appreciate real love until you've been burned I believe the grass is no more greener on the other side I believe you don't know what you've got until you say goodbye
I believe Ross isn't the sweet romantic guy that we use to know I believe Rachel has changed completely as well though I believe Monica couldn't do better than with her current guy I believe that Joey makes us all laugh until we cry
I believe that one day Phoebe will completely flip I believe that Chandler's hair would look good with a little snip
I believe in Karma, what you give is what you get returned I believe you can't appreciate real love until you've been burned I believe the grass is no more greener on the other side I believe you don't know what you've got until you say goodbye
<Instrumental>
I believe that a weird cat is just a normal little cat I believe that the black recliners will always be the best of the best I believe that we don't need a wedding every season I believe one day the producers will listen to reason
I believe in Karma, what you give is what you get returned I believe you can't appreciate real love until you've been burned I believe you don't know what you've got until you say goodbye I believe in big yellow taxis flying up in the sky I believe that I'm getting sick of singing in rhyme I believe I'll stop it after this one final time
I believe in Karma, what you give is what you get returned I believe you can't appreciate real love until you've been burned I believe the grass is no more greener on the other side I believe you don't know what you've got until you say goodbye Until you say goodbye
CC:> The New Pretenders! Thanks, more from them later.
[To applause the band is wheeled off]
CC:> The nominations for the Most Missed Poster award were....
Lee Green Dionysian Don Raven Activia H*E*L*E*N*A
and the winner was . . .
<*ping*>
It's one of those long running jokes that you dislike even more as it repeats, please bear with it.
and the winner is. . .
<*ping*>
(see what I mean?)
Activia! . . . . Errr. . . anybody know how to contact her to tell her she's won?
[Show fades to black]
CC (V.O.):> Still to come on the alt.tv.friends awards 2000, Friendliest Poster and Best Overall Poster stay tuned!]
thank you!
Hmm, how the frell did this get here?
Always CC
or the middle part of your first name if we squash it down enough :)
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
You've noticed what I've noticed, but can we be that cruel?
Tennant
what did I notice? then I can tell you if we can be cruel. if there's an obvious joke there then my mind is out of order today :) Oh wait, I think I got it
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
Think of Chandler on a ski trip.
Grin.
Tennant
In article , Tennant Stuart writes:
<~~~holds head in hands in an uncontrolable fit of giggles
dear dear...
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
Always a pleasure. :)
Yep. ;)
Tennant
In article , Tennant Stuart writes:
Not that I'm entirely sure if what I think is what you think, but if it is you're a cruel man:)
mean :)
In article ,
In that case it's not what you think.
Tennant
it's okay, I got it now.
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
What *did* you think?
Tennant
I'm not going into it
Toni Perry wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
[ Scream ]
You would have to do some major league squashing, Toni. :-)
BTW....I've ordered Scream 1 and 2. I should have them this Friday.
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In article , "Zoepetier" writes:
I'll do my best
wehey!!!!!! You'll enjoy them loads! I swear you wil! and if you don't they're on me :) no wait, no they're not :)
Toni Perry wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
You and Tennant have something funny cooking and I hate the fact that I can't seem to find out what the punchline is......<sigh>
Now THAT sounds good to me. :-)
Watch much Beavis & Butthead, do you? :-)
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In article , "Zoepetier" writes:
I'm not entierly sure I know what Tennants getting at, but I think I got it :)
actually no :)
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
Marcel will never get the final step if he speaks American English...
Tennant
Oh yeah, I get it now...
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
Grin.
Tennant
very good Tennant :)
I actually speak American/Canadian English, but I've also seen Braveheart. :-)
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In article , "Zoepetier" wrote:
Since we've been cruel to you, I'll let that pass...
Tennant
Tennant Stuart wrote:
Zoepetier wrote:
Let what pass? They used the word arse pretty often in Braveheart, that's how I know that word. You don't have anything against Scots, do you?
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In article , "Zoepetier" wrote:
I am a Scot.
Tennant
Tennant Stuart wrote
<West Side Story> Better get rid of that accent! </West Side Story>
Jac
Jacqui wrote:
Lol
Tennant
Tennant Stuart wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
No wonder we get along so well....I like Scots. I'm a huge fan of Billy Connolly and I love the sound of bagpipes. And I'm not kidding either! I have a great idea for a book I want to write, but in order to do that I have to travel through Scotland. I already have a great titel for it.
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Toni Perry wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
I know I got it now. Take the middle part of Marcel, but pronounce the 'c' as an 's' like you do with the whole name. Nice, huh?
Just checking. :=)
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yeah, I got it though, that was what I was thinking, but I was never sure...
you don't do you...?
Toni Perry wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
I wasn't sure either because a little voice in my head told me I was looking in the wrong direction. That was the last time I listen to THAT voice! :-)
I used to, but MTV Europe doesn't air it that often any more.
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hehe!!
I watched it once and after 5 minutes I got bored
Toni Perry wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
I think it's a hilarious cartoon. I was on a vacation in Luxembourg a couple of years ago and met five American fighterpilots in a bar there. They were stationed at a base a few miles away. One of them was so into B&B, that he acted out the whole Cornholio character for three hours. Ofcourse he was drunker than a mouse in a beerkeg, but that's beside the point. B&B is good for a half hour of childish giggles.
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hehe, well, just not something I'm interested in I spose:)
Toni Perry wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
I still prefer Road Runner and Tom&Jerry though. Those two will totally crack me up every time, even if they are over 40 years old and I've seen them all hundreds of times.
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oh I love Tom and Jerry! theyr're so sweet! I was always annoyed that Tom never got Jerry, that little mouse annoyed me so much until when I got older I realised that it wasn't real
Toni Perry wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
Jerry still annoys the hell out of me and for once I'd like to see the Roadrunner fall off of the cliff or maybe have an ACME superrocket strapped to it's skinny body and shot deep into space. :-) "Meep meep THAT, sucker!!"
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awww! leave roadrunner alone! :) I loved that bird, I used to do impressions of him running around the room going meep meep!!
Zoepetier wrote: Toni Perry wrote:
I used to have a game on my old Commodore 64 calles StarPaws. I had to catch as many birsd as possible, using all sort of funky contraptions. You know what? Those birds looked an awefull lot like Road Runner. You know what else? I was good at that game! :-))
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hehe!!! sure they weren't aliens or Jedi knights, (going by the name) :)
Zoepetier wrote: Toni Perry wrote:
Nope.....it was definately a coyote and some weird looking birds. Either that, or I need glasses. :-)
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hehe. I'm sure you're right having never seen the game, not that it would make much of a difference seeing as I am very shortsighted, and I never wear my glasses :)
Toni Perry wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
So wear lenses instead. I hear it improves your looks. :-)
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hey hey hey hey! hehehe Yeah I happen to like my teenage ridden face... :)
Toni Perry wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
Ridden, huh? Some people would say that was bad....
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In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
There are a few cartoons where Tom *did* get Jerry.
Tennant
I know, but he always got away again
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
That's not what I meant. Tom got Jerry in the *end*.
Tennant
really? I never saw those cartoons! Damn my life keeping me away from cartoons!
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
It only happened in a few.
Do you like anim�?
Tennant
so I didn't miss much then! whew! <~~~cries her eyes out from missing those special few :)
ummm, they did hicken run... and something else. I haven't seen chicken run, and I don't know what else they do.. so I'm gonna say, I don't know...
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
Chicken Run is (very good) clay animation.
Anim� is Japanese animated drawings - adult science fiction.
Tennant
I'll get it when it comes to video. Best I can do right now... is it out yet?
oh yeah! did they do pokemon? I couldn't stand that program after a week! arrgghh!
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
We had the DVD ages ago.
No, not Pokemon - I said "adult".
And by "adult" I mean grown-up, not porn.
Tennant
toni wrote:
ah, okay, dad!!! can I have Chicken run and a DVD player for my birthday instead of driving lessons!!!
yeah...
damn! :)
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
Good idea.
Lol!
Tennant
Thank you. I might get Mark to teach me anyway...
Well, you know I love porn...:)
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
According to a documentary on (I think) Channel Four, in Japan there's a lot of pornography for women, and it's all about male couples. Meanwhile the pornography for men is about schoolgirls. Not only is this material on open sale, it's stocked on the same shelf as children's toys.
Tennant
a
2 words - slash fiction.
Written (usually) by women, for women. The kind of thing where Chandler can't marry Monica because of his deep burning hidden love for Joey...
Jac
Jacqui wrote:
Oh, that phrase came up in the replies to my review of 624/625, someone started talking about "Frasier" slashfic, goodness knows what else.
But why is it called "slash"? A cruder form of bodice ripper?
Anyway, in the documentary the porn was videos, not books.
Huh. There's so much more I could say on this, but I can't...
Tennant
Really? I didn't think women went for male couples... :)
Oh EW!!!! That's disgusting!!!
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
I know, it's a reversal of Europe where men enjoy lesbian porn.
Indeed - that's Japan for you. And yet they have a very orderly society, it's probably the safest country in the world to live in, peoplewise.
Tennant
unusual tastes... Gay sex wouldn't turn me on (I nkow this as I saw it in Queer as Folk and Priest-both very good!)
realy? ummm, maybe I should move there instead... if it weren't for the fact that I can't do languages and they don't have hat good a TV industry then I probably would...
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
They do have tidal waves & earthquakes, of course.
Tennant
yes but so does LA...
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
But not Britain.
Tennant
but I'm not staying in Britain
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
As long as you stay on ATF, then you'll always be 'here'. :)
Tennant
cool :)I like that idea, Though once I move you could lose me for weeks... I'm still saving for a flight...
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
Yep.
In that case I would wait patiently for your safe return.
Tennant
:)
On Mon, 22 Jan 2001 19:10:34 GMT, Tennant Stuart wrote:
I went to hang out with a bunch of Japanese students at this one guy's apartment, and we decided to put on a video (his roommate, who was out of town, had a ton of Japanese animation vids)-- and it turned out to be all animated S&M pedophile porn! (Nobody could look at him in quite the same way after his return...) And--get this--they blur out any pubic hair in Japanese porn (real or animated) cuz that's "obscene"!! But that's not the worst of it!! In Japan they have vending machines out in the open in which they sell used underwear AND they have machines that only sell *childrens'* underwear! That's messed up!! --L.
In article , L. Hogan wrote:
Yep. This stuff is disgusting to us, yet they are horrified by a little pubic hair (check out the tag of 317 "TOWo the Ski Trip" or Phoebe's song in 603 "TOW Ross's Denial"). It's a totally different culture.
Tennant
In article , "Zoepetier" wrote:
Oooh, there's a very rude joke there Marcel, but I like you too much to crack it. ;)
Tennant
Tennant Stuart wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
There's something really sick about that. :-) But does it have anything to do with a certain Bruce Willis line?
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In article , "Zoepetier" wrote:
Nope. Okay then, your first name is Marcel.
In 317 "TO Without the Ski Trip", Chandler said "I can handle it, handle's my middle name. Actually it's the ah, middle part of my first name."
Tennant
Tennant Stuart wrote:
Really? I'll have to verify that with my parents now. :-)
So I was thinking in the right direction. Marcel = pronounced as Marsel, so ARCE would become ARSE. You really think the world of me, don't you? It's so nice to have a fanclub. :-)
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In article , "Zoepetier" wrote:
Well worked out. :)
I did say that it would be cruel. It had more to do with the possibilities inherent in the name than what we think of you.
Hush now, and Toni will doubtless comfort you in ways that I cannot...
Tennant
so it was what I was thniking! how come I never got the f*cking original post? I have really gotta stop swearing....
WTF? Tennant!
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
Metaphorically...
Tennant
whatever! don't say I'd do that! <~~grins with embarrassment
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
Poor Marcel... :(
Tennant
hey hey hey.... Poor me I won't gte paid...
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
ROTFL!!!
Tennant
hehehehehehehehe
Tennant Stuart wrote:
Yeah.....poor me.
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I cost �500 an hour... <~~~realises shes degrading herself
Toni Perry wrote: Zoepetier wrote: Tennant Stuart wrote:
Say what?? You must be mistaking me with a milionair.
Yeah, no kidding!
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That would be cool if I was married to a millionaire... <~~~goes off in a little dream
yeah I've gotta stop doing that :)
Zoepetier wrote:
Toni Perry wrote:
Every girl has that dream until they marry one on tv. :-)
And quick, too! Before someone gets the wrong idea. :-)
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umm, good point, okay, reckon I should take part in that radio contest in Germany (I think) where you can get married to a tramp? :) I'm not after big money, just enough to get me to USA by boat :) but I'm saving up for that anyway
okay here me out! I am not a hooker! how was that?
Zoepetier wrote: Toni Perry wrote:
That radioshow is news to me, but leave it to those crazy Germans to come up with something like that. I guess they're tired of trailing the Dutch. :-) And there's cheaper way to got to the USA by boat. Youcan even get payed for it: join the navy! :-)) Are you afraid of flying?
That was straight to the point, but I had no doubts about it.
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In the words of Obelix, 'These Germans are really crazy!' (Their not really, I've found the ones I know are really nice :)
<~~~starts singing In the Navy!
No, not one bit, I'm scared of heights:)
Oh good, lets hope everyone sees that I'm not a hooker too :)
Zoepetier wrote: Toni Perry wrote:
Obelix also said the same thing about Romans. I work with a German and he's alright too.
LOL! Ok....so you CAN sing! :-)
So do I, but somehow I love flying! I especially love take-offs. That's when I look around to see if there are any people aboard that haven't been in a plane before. Those are the people that have a worried look on their faces and are squeezing the life out of the arm rests. :-))
I'm just hoping they believe you like I do. :-)
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when we were in france for the first time me and my sister didn't understand all these things like the driving on the other side, and the different foods, so we made fun of ourselves and started going, 'They're crazy these Britains!' mum and dad though it was hilarious!
yeah I can <beams>
haha! How can you love flying though, when you hate heights?? I mean, you're God knows how high off the ground, floating over water sometimes... and it's just... arrgghhh! I mean I have flown before (on a hovercraft), it's just the height problem...
me too! :) <~~~worries about what people think and shes lays back in her whores plalace...
Zoepetier wrote: Toni Perry wrote:
That's strange.....because everyone else on the planet says the exact same thing about you Brits. "Those crazy people don't even reallize that they're driving on the wrong side of the road and what's even crazier is that the cops do the same thing!" On a more personal note: I almost got killed by a car when I was in England in '91. I was just about to cross the street, when my girlfriend grabbed my arm and yanked me back a few feet. Apparantly I was looking in the wrong direction. :-))
Oh jeez.......now I've done it! I've boosted her ego right through the ceiling!
As long as I'm in a safe place, like behind a window or something, I'm fine. I live on the top floor of a ten story building and the view is perfect. It's when I stand on the edge of a cliff I start really scared.
That's not helping! :-)
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hehe! It's not our fault we drive on the wrong side of the road! it's the way they make the cars! why do you guys drive on the right, just out of interest?
aaarrrggghhh!!! I did that when I was in France!!! and my foot got run over! it was very very painful!
<~~~singing the friends version of winter wonderland There's only one, Lisa Kudrow! One, Courtney cox! walking along! singing a song! walking in an Anniston wonderland! There's only one, Matthew Perry! One Matt LeBlanc! Walking along! singing a song! walking in a Schwimmer wonderland! There's only one, Kevin Bright! One David Crane! Walking along! Singing a song! Walking in a Kauffman wonderland! Walking in a Friends wonderland!!!!! <~~~smiles proudly
cliffs I have no problem with, but that's usually because I'm attached to a rope and I'm just about to go absailing...
I know I just felt like stuffing it in for no apparant reason... :)
Zoepetier wrote:
Toni Perry wrote:
Well....if we drive on the wrong side of the road, we get tickets It's happened to lots of Brits when they come to this side of the channel. Ask around. :-)
That's reverse unawareness. Was your foor broken?
WOW! Ultra cool........
I call that taunting gravity and living out your worst nightmare. It's not for me!
I know...I know...you're funny that way. :-)
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Well we drive on the right side :) you drive on the wrong side :) Jac said so...
nah, just bruised a good deal
It comes from an Arsenal song about Dennis Bergkamp :) I was going to sing it when I went to a taping when I was old enough, but the tabloids reckon it ain't gonn happen...
Why oh why do I love absailing rock climbing, free falling and cave ladder climbing? I don't know why? I even managed to guide two of us down 90ft! I mean yeah it hurt and we lost a shoe and gained bruises... but they're all high up. but then I don't look down. That would scare the hell out of me! have you ever been on a cave ladder? it's so cool!
<in a vary cool Elvis (bless him!) voice> Why thank you, thank you very much <raises eyebrows>
Zoepetier wrote: Toni Perry wrote:
Oh Jac said so.....now I'm convinced! <g> The French may have invented the condom, but doesn't mean they're right about everything, you know? :-))
But it still hurt like a bitch and that doesn't make it better.
Good old Dennis. He just isn't doing so well anymore, is he? But the real footbalfans there love that singing stuff and that's what being a fan is all about. What taping?
Oh no......if there isn't an elevator, escalator of stairs, I don't go up or down any cliff or building. I'm not whimp, but I'm no match for gravity. But you....you're braver than I thought.
See? Always being Miss Funnypants! :-)
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channel.
You know that reads like you think I'm French...
Jac
Jac wrote: Zoepetier wrote Toni Perry wrote:
===> Marcel mumbles some words with his foot in his mouth <===
I actually did, but when I read this I started looking at your e-mail adress. :-) When did I turn into such an incredible dork? I owe you the biggest apology this puny planet has ever witnessed! No-one should ever be mistaken for a Frenchy! (I think I'm stepping on some sensitive toes now) :-)) Anyways Jac.....I'm sorry! Forgiven and forgotten? Hopefully?
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right
adress. :-)
apology
a
Well I wasn't particularly insulted, and you did make me laugh, so yes, totally forgiven. <g>
Jac
Jac wrote:
Marcel wrote:
Well as long as I made you laugh (I can't imagine I did, but ok)....cool!
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Jac? are you French? they invented the condom? God bless the French!!!!!
nope! thank God for my freakishly strong bones!
Sorry, I worded it wrong, I wanted to go to a taping just so I could sing that song at the curtain call :) Dennis really isn't getting much play... shame really. But he's signed his life away to arsenal now! hah!!! :)
as long as I don't look down, I can climb up or down a thousand feet, it's when I look I freak out! I do these sorts of things on adventure activity holidays, it's really cool! you should try them!
I like being Miss Funnypants, better than Miss crankypants... :)
right
French!!!!!
You know that's how I read it too. :)
For the record my (thinks, uses fingers) great-great-grandfather was. (My great-grandmother's grandfather - yes, that's the right no of greats - was the French ambassador to Egypt at some point in the 19th century.)
My names are French, but I'm not. ;)
Zhaqleen Mirrhray
cool! so does that mean you're a little french, or your great grandmothers granfather just worked for them?
hehe I don't know what I am, I'm mostly Turkish cypriot, but apparantly I'm also Turkish, Greek and Italian. I don't know...
Toni Perry If only wrote
grandmothers
He was French*, from somewhere in the St Tropez area, but his children married Italians, Sardinians, Corsicans and Sicilians, so I'm only a small fraction French.
*I believe his mother was from Monaco, not France, but I'm not sure.
also
There's an awful lot of correspondence (in the genealogical sense) between Turkey, Greece, Cyprus, Italy and Malta, so it's quite likely. One of my grandmother's family names is a Greek one that's been Italicized at some point.
Jac
Ah! I see :) but you're also a small fraction of everything else too :)
Yeah, there was quite alot before the civil war, around my great grandparents generation, and I think my great grandads mum was greek, so that's a little of me sorted out! :) Not so sure about Malta though
Seran wrote:
:-)))))))
Is that right? Are you freakishly strong all over?
That makes more sense, even I get it now. :-)
I think he's lost his touch like most of them do after a few years. He should just stop playing all together before he hurts himself like his idol Marco van Basten did when he was in his prime. Marco was the best ever! And you know what? Marco van Basten was born as Marcel van Basten. And that's the truth! ===> my turn to beam with pride!! <===
I've herad that over and over and I still have to jump out of an airplane. The idea is cool, but why jump out of a perfectly good aircraft? I'm no hero! If anything, I'm a chickenshit when it comes to stuff like that. I have this thing against dying young. :-)
Just keep thinking that, Seran.....it will power over your moodswings! :-)
=+= Marcel =+=
Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
hehe!!!!!
well my bones are freakishly strong, I know that cause also I managed to bruise my sister when she went in for a hug and I didn't feel anything! as for freakishly strong al over... Think of Chandlers bulging biseps
It wasn't that hard to get was it?
cool! and... why does no one have my name...:( Bergkamp knows he can do a lot better so I think that's why he's staying
why do you have to jump out of a plane? I don't get that... :) dying young... yeah, I don't wanna die until I get to america, that's the one thing I wanna do, after that I don't really care! :) <~~~she does care about life, do not listen to the girl!
But I like some of my moodswings, I don't want to have too much power... :)
Seran wrote: Marcel wrote:
I know what that's like. Everytime someone wants to playfight with me, I end up hurting that person really bad. So I warn them not to even try, but who listens nowadays? And ummmm.....Chandler doesn't have biceps. Not even little ones.
Not after the second try, no. :-)
I'm sure there's another Seran on this planet.....somewhere. :-)
He's also too old to move to another team and start over. That's the only time 31 is considered to be too old. :-)
I don't either, but something tells me I have to jump out of one some day. Preferably wearing a parachute. :-)
......la la la la la la.....I'm not listening to you.....la la la la la la
Oh it's ok to like some of them, just don't let all of the consume you. :-)
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
yup, that's exactly what I meant. I have no biseps. although I can beat almost everyone in an armwrestle wanna try?:)
okay then :)
I know there's a papergirl in England with my name, she not here though...:)
yeah, I think it's a bit unfair, but then you need to be young and fit, not old and a bit tired... <~~~apologises to Dennis
oh yeah of course! If I didn't have a parachute that would just be crazy!!!! :)
oh good! :)
I won't remember, I've promised to be nice! :) Not a resolution! not a resolution!!!
Seran wrote: Marcel wrote:
I'm terrible at armwrestling. I have no strength in my wrists, so it's an easy victory for you. Unless we do it lefthanded. :-)
That's not so strange....I'm the only Marcel here.
Hey! I'm 5 months older than he is and I'm in great shape!
Or incredibley suicidal.....
You're on a roll now! :-)
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
Okay left handed it is. <Marcel and Seran put their elbows at right angles to each other and hold hands in a tightgrip. The referee lets go of our hands and combat ensues! who will win?>
Ummm, but yours isn't such and unusual name...
Sorry sorry sorry!!! I'm just saying, y'know, can you run around a football pitch for 90 minutes without getting to tired?
well yeah that too...
What on resolutions or being nice? :)
same thing
driving on the
same thing!"
An oft-repeated thread (in several groups). To summarise - Britain drives on the right side, which is the left side. The right side of the road is the wrong side. It's all to do with swords, guns, horses and the fact that Napoleon was a bit of an egotist who wanted to make sure everyone under his command behaved as differently from his enemies as possible.
That's the short version. Fight it out, or wait for next week and I'll elaborate. ;)
Jac
Jacqui wrote:
So how come the right side feels so right and the left side feels so wrong? I mean if you look at it, the majority of humans drive on the right side. At least I think so. So according to you, we have Naopleon to thank for the way we live?
It's a meaningless thread any way you look at it. Fun yes, serious no.
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
In a nutshell, yes. Unless the entire population of your country was lefthanded... (Man, on horse, with sword/gun, passes man, on horse, with sword/gun. You work it out.)
Yes, that's why I'm not bothering to actually explain it properly, unless anyone wants me to!
Jac
Jac wrote: Marcel wrote:
Hmmmm.....this thing is going deeper than I thought. I'm getting a history lesson about things I never knew.
No thanks.....I fine with what I've read so far. :-) <throws in the towel>
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In article , "Zoepetier" wrote:
Everyone else on the planet does *not* include Australia, Eire, India, Japan, New Zealand, South Africa, etc - who all drive on the same side of the road as we do.
Tennant
Tennant Stuart wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
I know that....I was trying to be amusing. This time it didn't work. I'm out of the zone a little, that's all. :-)
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
In article , "Zoepetier" wrote:
Me too. It's like a roller coaster ride, only less scary, and with much better made equipment. And free booze & cute attendants.
They're just scared that if they fall asleep, you'll draw on their faces.
Tennant
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
How much have you earned so far?
Tennant
an undisclosed amount :)
Tennant Stuart wrote:
Zoepetier wrote:
Thanks, but it was simpley a matter of using my brain for the first time in years. :-)
Well....if you put it like that.....
I seriously doubt that, but she does have a way with words.
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Tennant Stuart wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
Not that I know of, but I think Jennifer and Lisa could play bitches.
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
On Thu, 21 Dec 2000, Tennant Stuart stated this considered view. Waking from my doze, I hastily scrawled -
Ah, so you *did* get this post of mine - it never appeared on my computer (except prior to posting, obviously!)
I don't think so, though it gets a consistent 2m+ - far better than any other 'childrens' show.
One thing about Sabrina though - for a supposedly 'good' girl, she gets herself in a remarkable amount of trouble! :)
Also : Mmmmmm... Melissa Joan Hart, Beth Broderick, Caroline Rhea. :)
In article , Paul Hyett wrote:
Yes, you've been coming through okay.
So what would you say is the most popular American sitcom in Britain? Don't say "Friends" which finished last week, or "Frasier" which begins next week.
All part of the fun. It's a shame they got rid of Gene Pool though.
Yes, Beth Broderick yummmmmmmmmmmm, I've lusted after her since she was one of the Five Mrs.Buchanans. Oh, and I was at someone's house last night, and they had Married With Children on, and she was a posh lawyer in it. First episode of MWC I've ever appreciated, (but not exactly enjoyed).
Tennant
On Fri, 22 Dec 2000, Tennant Stuart stated this considered view. Waking from my doze, I hastily scrawled -
Are the ITV Sabrina episodes new ones? I don't watch them there because they cut them, and Digiguide gives no episode descriptions for Sabrina.
If they're *not* new episodes they are as invalid for comparison as Friends & Frasier.
Even more fun if she was a 'bad' girl though - cross Sabrina with Faith from Buffy! Mmmmmmm!!!
What about MJH in 'The Band Episode' from S2?
First that figure hugging PVC number, then that revealing yellow dress!!
In article , Paul Hyett wrote:
You ought to know what I'm like by now Paul, would I be making such a point if the episodes were old ones?
I never watch Buffy, I don't like it.
That was an excellent rendition of the Blondie song in such a short time.
Yeah, she's very cute, and not bad for 24.
Tennant
On Sat, 23 Dec 2000, Tennant Stuart stated this considered view. Waking from my doze, I hastily scrawled -
Well, would you? :)
You mean you've never seen the HOT Eliza Dushku?!
Not what I tend to remember about that episode!
'Sabrina Goes To Rome' is on over the holiday period too : 1st Jan 9.25am on ITV.
In article , Paul Hyett wrote:
Of course not.
C4 finished "Friends" S6 on December 15th, they begin "Frasier" S8 on January 5th, while "Sabrina" S4 is premiering on ITV a year late.
Who?
Ah.
Now *that* I didn't know Paul! Thanks so much, at that crazy time I would have missed it, but I've just set one of the VCRs. It's criminal the way this delightful sitcom is written off as merely a children's show here.
Tennant
On Sun, 24 Dec 2000, Tennant Stuart stated this considered view. Waking from my doze, I hastily scrawled -
If you'd seen her, you'd know! :)
She's another slayer, and also a BAD girl!
Something to be said for Digiguide after all? :)
Just the most beautiful girl in the entire galaxy.
<pleasant thoughts>
She's not bad, just very confused.
Always CC (Who suddenly realises that he could become as old and as sleazy as these two if this thread goes on for awhile.)
On Mon, 25 Dec 2000, Coca-Cola stated this considered view. Waking from my doze, I hastily scrawled -
I meant 'Bad' as in 'HOT' - she was very sexy even before killing the deputy mayor sent her over the edge.
Wicked. :)
And non-promiscuous sex and attempted homicide brought her back from the edge, who'd have thought.
Always CC
In article , Paul Hyett wrote:
Eek - that means it's all wrong! <checks> Not this time. Phew!
Tennant
In article , "Zoepetier" wrote:
It's no good saying that, you have to agree a 'safe word' in advance.
Not as good as Monica would look wearing the same Catwoman costume that Michelle Pfeiffer had on...
Tennant
Tennant Stuart wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
What would be the right 'safe word' in this example?
Ooooh.....and yet another good costume.
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
In article , "Zoepetier" wrote:
Any totally irrelevant word that both you & your partner know well, and preferably one that is easy for a trainee ventriloquist to say...
And a far better body to fill it.
Tennant
Tennant Stuart wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
"We're in the red!! We're in the red!!"
Courtney or Michelle?
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
In article , "Zoepetier" wrote:
Both.
Tennant
Tennant Stuart wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
Ok...I'm with you. But if you had to choose between them, which would you want?
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
In article , "Zoepetier" wrote:
Easy - one of them is on my laminated freebie list...
Tennant
Tennant Stuart wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
I guess that would be Courtney.
=+= Marcel =+=
Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
In article , "Zoepetier" wrote:
Yep - Paul Hyett & I have an arrangement - he gets CCA, I get CC, which is just fine by me... ;)
Tennant
Hey!
Always CC
In article , "Coca-Cola" wrote:
Tough luck, Jonathan - you're too late. :)
Tennant
Tennant Stuart wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
Ok....I wish you fellows a lot of luck pulling that off. :-)
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
In article , "Zoepetier" wrote:
We've both laminated, so that's it.
Tennant
Tennant Stuart wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
Well...it can't get more official than that, can it? :-)
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
In article , "Zoepetier" wrote:
That's what Isabella Rossellini said.
Tennant
Tennant Stuart wrote:
I know....that's why I used the same line. I felt it was relevant. :-)
=+= Marcel =+=
Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
Alicia Silverstone! Thank you!!! sorry! I was just compiling a list of girls I'd do it with for my boyfriend
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
Ooh, lucky chap.
Tennant
As I said to Marcel, if you would like the list, I would gladly post it
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
Go on then.
Tennant
chek the other post
Is it the costume that does it for you, or the whole package?
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
Nothing, she just looks cute. If you wanna know who else I'd gladly send the list
Toni Perry wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
She is very attractive....for a blond.
Oh yeah....send the list, babe. I could use a good laugh.
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
yeah
Jennifer Anniston, Madonna Neve Campbell, Jessica Hecht Alicia Silverstone my mate Jenny
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
Madonna Ritchie
But does Jenny know what you plan to do with her?
Tennant
In article , Tennant Stuart writes:
oh yeah! Congratulations Madonna!!!!
no
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
Are you going to buy the wedding CD?
LOL!!!
Tennant
no, I don't think so. I might think she's good looking but I ain't that obssesed
Does she need to?
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
Ah.
Depends on how concrete your plans are, and if she'll ever read ATF.
Tennant
indeed
she's not a friends fan, so no
On Fri, 22 Dec 2000, Tennant Stuart stated this considered view. Waking from my doze, I hastily scrawled -
Ah, the freebie list again!
In no special order :
Courteney Cox Arquette (no surprise there) Cybill Shepherd (has to be the hottest 50+ actress!) Melissa Joan Hart (needs no magic to cast a spell on me) :) Laura San Giacomo (have you seen the rack on her!) :) Brooke Shields (Ever since Blue Lagoon... !)
I could list several dozen alternates (but I won't). :)
you've got this al wrong Paul! This is my freebie list if I were to go with a woman! now what's your freebie list if you're gonna go with a man??? :))
Toni Perry wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
I wouldn't turn her away.
Naaaaaah.....not my type.
Very nice.
Attractive and funny. Good choice.
A very nice plaything.
I really can't comment on her, can I? :-)
Good list, though.
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
In article , "Zoepetier" writes:
hehe
really? she looks good for her age
she looked quite good in the 3 2 tango poster
thank you!
um hum!
well no
I thank ye very much
Toni Perry wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
I won't deny that, but she changes her look too often.
Absolutely!
You're almost drooling....
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
ummm, I guess, she's still on my list though
right next to Matthew Perry! ummmmmm
I would be if I was gay but I'm not, but she does look good! :)
Toni Perry wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
I can't stop you.
Aaaaah how sweet! You're jealous of Neve Campbell! :-)
You're right. She does look good.
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
good
hehe :) actually I'm jealous of Dylan McDermot (sp)
Isn't it nice when you can get a girls opinion of a girl? :)
Toni Perry wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
Sorry.....who? The name rings a few bells, but I can't place him.
You have NO idea! <g>
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In article , "Zoepetier" wrote:
Dylan McDermott ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Hamburger Hill (1987) [Frantz] The Blue Iguana (1988) [Vince Holloway] Twister (1988) [Chris] The Neon Empire (1989) [Vic] Steel Magnolias (1989) [Jackson Latcherie] Hardware (1990) [Moses Baxter] Into the Badlands (1991) [McComas] The Fear Inside (1992) [Pete Caswell] Jersey Girl (1992) [Sal] Where Sleeping Dogs Lie (1992) [Bruce Simmons] In the Line of Fire (1993) [Al D'Andrea] The Cowboy Way (1994) [Stark] Miracle on 34th Street (1994) [Bryan Bedford] Destiny Turns on the Radio (1995) [Julian Goddard] Home for the Holidays (1995) [Leo Fish] "Ally McBeal" (1997) [Bobby Donnell] "The Practice" (1997) [Robert G. 'Bobby' Donnell] 'Til There Was You (1997) [Nick Dawkan] Three to Tango (1999) [Charles Newman] Texas Rangers (2000)
Born 26 October 1962, Waterbury, Connecticut, USA.
Height 6'
Married Shiva Afshar (1995 - present) daughter Colette b.1996
Dylan's mother died when he was 5. Fourteen years later, his father, Richard, owner of Manhattan's West 4th St.Saloon, married Eve Ensler. In 1989 he dated Julia Roberts during and after filming Steel Magnolias. He was chosen by People Magazine as one of the 50 Most Beautiful People in the world of 1998. His favourite TV show is "I Dream Of Jeannie".
Tennant
Or, the other guy on the 3 2 tango poster...
Tennant Stuart wrote:
I have both of these movies, but I just can't place him in Twister. I guess he had a really small part. I remember him as Clint Eastwood's partner in In The Line Of Fire.
But that's some detailed file you have of him, Tennant. Thanks for the help!
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
In article , "Zoepetier" wrote:
Pasted out of my private copy of the IMDb.
YW
Tennant
Tennant Stuart wrote in message ... Zoepetier wrote:
That's what I thought......
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
Normal guys have FHM and Playboy in their rooms, he has the IMDb - go figure. :)
Always CC
Coca-Cola wrote in message ... Zoep wrote
I'll be as wise as possible and play my "no comment" card. :-)
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In article , "Zoepetier" wrote:
Very wise of you, Marcel.
Tennant
Tennant Stuart wrote:
I know, but thanks anyway.
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
The one that had the big target painted on him from his opening scene.
Always CC
Coca-Cola wrote: Zoep wrote
Yeah....he's also a model for a company that makes plastic bags.
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
he's the other guy on the 3 2 tango poster
hehe!!!! <g> am I ever gonna get a guys opinion of a guy (other than from my boyfriend who thinks Chris Tarrent and Jarvis Cocker are Gods...) ?
Shoot.
I'm guessing he's got other redeemable qualities. :)
Always CC
Matthew Perry versus Matt LeBlanc?
ummm, who are we talking about, Chris tarrant or my boyfriend?
Matthew Perry hand dow. . . I mean Matthew Perry wins. :) Next?
Well since it's obvious that Chris Tarrant has no redeemable qualities it must be the latter.
Always CC
Okay cool! ummm Bruce Willis? Sex God, or just n old guy?
Getting on a bit but showcasing a huge range of acting talents of late, thumbs up.
Anybody got a dictionary on their computer to just paste it out from?
Always CC
yay!!! hehe this is fun! You should set up your own 'get a blokes opinion on blokes' service. You could make a fortune!
Oh okay <~~~looks for the dictionary <~~~can't find the dictionary What does redeemable mean?
Non-Obese MP vs. MLB? Matthew Perry, duh. Big Fat MP vs. MLB? No contest, Matt LeBlanc.
really? I thought Matthew Perry was still a really good looking guy even when he did put on weight.
No, I thought he was pretty ugly. His face was the thing that changed the most, it was no longer nice looking, it was puffy and he looked like a fat old man with back hair that you see at the beach.
I don't know. If his weight gain was gonna put me off him then I wouldn't have been that mad about him in season 6. hehe. He didn't look that bad did he?
Its pretty ironic, in Season 4, he said he wanted a flabby gut and saggy man breasts. In Season 6 he got his wish. I can only be glad The One at the Beach wasn't in Season 6...it would have given me nightmares!
Haha!! I never thought of that!!! That is quite funny!!!
What is? The thing about saggy manbreasts and a flabby gut, or the thing with the beach?
That he wanted flabby gut and saggy man breasts in season 4, and actually got them in season 6. Not so funny now but was when I realised it :)
oh ok :)
Toni Perry wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
Got it. Thanks!
Not from me you're not. Somehow I can't get myself to do that. I'm weird that way. And if your boyfriend refers to certain guys as "Gods", then I'm sorry.....you'd better step in and change his mind before he starts kissing guys like Joey tried with Ross, Chandler, Richard and the statue of the Native American. :-)
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no problem. Hehe
Hehe! I don't really are who he kisses as long as it ain't another girl!
Toni Perry wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
You be sure and tell HIM that. :-)
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
Oh I did. We have a very open relationship. I told him he can kiss other men, and I'm allowed to sleep with Matthew Perry and any of the girls on my list.
Toni Perry wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
Wow! Now that's open! I never knew that girls your age could be so kinky. :-)
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
hehe
Not kinky, just... Okay kinky...:)
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
Lol - what's the difference between kinky and erotic?
Erotic is when you use a feather, kinky is when you use the whole chicken.
Tennant
Tennant Stuart wrote in message ...
:-))) I couldn't have said it better myself!
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Toni Perry wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
I bet your boyfriend thinks you're really swell.... :-)
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not now that I broke up with him last night
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
Wow! What happened? Did he do something wrong, or was it your idea?
Tennant
my idea. I didn't find him attractive. If I did I wouldn't have kept going on about the women I wanted to sleep with :)
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
And with a hint like that he never suspected? ;)
Tennant
what? He's a bit of a div not to suspect it I spose
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
Awww....
Tennant
he's actually really annoying me now, any girls here wanna take him off my hands and get him to shut up? :)
Wait, what is he not suspecting...?
In article , Toni Perry If only wrote:
This seems strangely appropriate for a Friends newsgroup ...
It does?
Toni Perry wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
Eeeshk! Was it in the air or a sudden decision?
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
In the air. It's a Pete Monica thing, I wasn't attracted to him, I told him, I broke up with him, we're still friends. I just hope He doesn't do what Pete did after that
Toni Perry wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
I know what that feels like......trust me, I've seen it all. Been there and done that! Life turns around on you, all of a sudden. I was engaged with a girl for 3 whole days, when I found out that I was making a big mistake. And now I'm happy! Pete sucked as an Ultimate Fighter (here it's called Freefighting), so I hope your chap has something else to keep him busy. Maybe finding out what it would be like to kiss another boy? :-)))
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
If you mean getting beat up, Pete did that first.
Tennant
no no, When Pete tried to get Monica back by giving her a restaurant. Not that my ex would give me a retaurant, I just hope he don't try and get me back.
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
OIC - so what if he was a multi-millionaire like�Pete?
Tennant
In article , Tennant Stuart writes:
I woulda still have dumped him, and I would not take him back :) I don't care about money, unless he were offering me support on my year out in USA (Like I'll ever get there, you know you have to fly?)
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
Hey, you got the attributor working! :)
Well there you go, he could afford to give you your own plane...
Tennant
In article , Tennant Stuart writes:
did I? cool :)
yes, that's just it, I don't want to fly :)
don't
I wont do the arms-tired gag, it seems so tacky. I used to not want to fly anywhere and so holidays were always by long car journeys and ferries. One year I went to Disneyland Paris and had a great time and decided that I had to go to Disney World. I decided on a short flight just to stretch my wings first though and headed to Jersey for a short break. With the added confidence of that short trip coupled with my singleminded desire to go to Florida I headed out there the Easter. I never had any great problem with the flight although I did get very bored (Olivia: Terrible flight! Giles: Turbulence? Olivia: Worse, baseball movie) although the mad dash through the terminals of Atlanta airport to catch a connecting flight was interesting. The next year I had no problem with flying to New York especially since it was a Virgin flight and had an interactive onboard entertainment system. Two years after that I decided to go to the West side of the US and rapidly came to the conclusion partly due to the flights that if it's not on the East coast it aint worth it.
Always CC (Who wants to go back to Disney World one day.)
It's not so much the plane I have a problem with, it's more the fact that you're very high up in the air...:) (I even had a problem climbing over the climbing wall that was only ten foot off the ground, but for some reason I have no problem absailing 110ft down a cliff, mind you I never looked down...)
<~~~wants to get over her fear of hieghts
Being high up in the air isn't the problem, hitting the ground at high speeds is.
So did I but that's probably down to physical prowess (or rather lack of) when I was a kid. I used to think I was scared of heights yet I am the person who was doing a tapdance over the glass floor in the CN Tower while wondering why people were terrified to even look at the floor let alone walk on it. I also convinced myself that I would never learn to drive, driving just seemed so complicated and yet I was in my car on the day of my 17th birthday practising and regularly drive long distances without a care. Now I don't expect you to just stop being afraid one morning as I doubt anybody shares my unique perspective on life but it can be easy to overcome fears just as long as you don't build them up to be insurmountable.
Well since you're probably too young to know what would happen if somebody gave you a glass of milk to drink in the airport all I can say is that don't pick a window seat, find a nice young guy to keep you occupied during take-off and don't under any circumstances listen to a song entitled 'Ironic'.
You will.
Always CC
no not really, that's how I choose to die, it's just getting that high up in the first place.
I'm not building them up, I don't think, hell I even went down a 90ft cliff guiding the rope with the life of a young Guide in my hands. Well not life, but safety. but getting over the ten foot wall, I got to the top, got my leg over (don't even think it!) looked down and froze... I got off by falling off. tap dancing on the glass floor? OKay how high is this tower?
hehe! I follow your instructions! Will never listen to that song! (it's beginning to bug me anyway)
probably :)
that
in
The engines tend to do all the work, you don't need to jump at all.
anybody
cliff
life, but
Don't worry, there seems to be a lack of climbing walls on aircrafts.
Now the problem is that you thought, thinking is very dangerous. If you start to think about something you invite the notion that the thought is in some way possible no matter how improbable it seems at first. Possibly the reason why confronting a fear is good is that it lets you see that the fear is unfounded firsthand. If you believe that you will not get on a plane and go that high up because you are afraid then you set barriers up that have to be overcome when you take a flight. The first time you take a flight, don't think, just go do.
High.
somebody
don't
Ironic though if you spent your cash on one of these courses to overcome your fear of flying then didn't have the money to actually get a flight anywhere.
I wont tell you the statistics on how safe flying is compared to other forms of transport because you can list other statistics detailing bad points as well and after all 84% of statistics are made up. Fear is a four letter word and so is will, how that helps I don't know but you never can tell what really does.
Nah, you will.
Always CC (Who wonders if she has realised how much he charges for each consultations yet.)
In article , "Coca-Cola" writes:
The pilot worries me too, you know it's mainly microelectronics that do all the work?
whew, that's a relief!
yeah, I might just have to do that... well it looks like I'm going to Turkey next year anyway, so that will make for an interesting flight!
christ! were you mad?
ummm
It helps a little...
okay then I will, just not in this life :)
So how much DO I owe you Dr. CC?
In article , "Coca-Cola" wrote:
Lol!
Tennant
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
There are special courses you can go on, to help overcome your fears.
Tennant
I know, but if it involves getting on an aeroplane I'm not attending :) I'm happy not going on lpanes though. it means great long car journeys :)
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
Not at first.
Which are far more dangerous.
Tennant
okay, but I don't think I'd be able to afford them anyways. :)
yes but you are on the ground at all times! :)
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
But it's like you are continuously 'falling' along the road, with every oncoming vehicle being equivalent to the ground coming up to hit you.
Bear in mind that if you're going down the motorway at 85mph, and hit a vehicle going the other way, it's the same as being in a car which falls off a cliff nearly a thousand feet high. Now, a plane might be higher up, but you can't be deader than dead, and at least there is only one ground beneath you. As you drive down the motorway, look at the cars going the opposite way.
Every single vehicle is a fall off a 1,000 foot cliff cliff cliff cliff cliff cliff cliff cliff cliff cliff cliff cliff cliff cliff cliff cliff cliff cliff cliff cliff cliff cliff cliff cliff cliff cliff cliff cliff cliff cliff cliff cliff cliff cliff cliff...
Tennant
what are you doing...?
I do, okay it's really the height thing, I'm not that scared of crashing, I'm just not very good with heights
Okay that was a very mean thing to do! You've got me very scared of cars now!
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
Well, they are more dangerous than planes.
Tennant
cars
Yes, but 500000 tonne meteors smashing into the earth are more dangerous than either. Statistically.
Jac
In article , "Jacqui" writes:
Okay can we stop with the scare Toni for a laugh game? :)
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
If you want to go to America, go by plane.
It's a lot easier than driving there.
Tennant
In article , Tennant Stuart writes:
I know, but at the moment my plan is gettinga boat
After the Titanic and the Lusitania I think the North Atlantic is statistically sound for a few years yet. But it's pricy. :)
Jac (don't worry, Toni, sooner or later someone will resurrect the sp*der thread from umtm and then I'll be the paranoid wreck in the corner)
Jacqui wrote:
You mean they're more frightened of you than you are of them and anyway the television is more scary to spiders and pink tarantulas can turn out to be male if they have hooks on their legs but don't pull the legs off crickets?
Tennant
oh Good!
that's why Im saving up now :)
Okay! no one mention Sp*der!!!
On Sun, 7 Jan 2001, Jacqui stated this considered view. Waking from my doze, I hastily scrawled -
Ones that size aren't mass-extinction-threatening though, since it'd only be about 50m across. It'd wipe out a city if it hit directly, but would just leave a big hole otherwise.
dangerous
Yeah, but your chances of surviving such an impact are statistically much less than your chances of surviving a road crash, which was my point. And if you increase the size of that meteor by a few million tonnes we all stand a less than one in 5 billion chance of surviving, which is therefore much much more dangerous than flying or driving.
Anyway, most people die in bed, so you should never go to bed. Or stay home. Or do anything involving sharp objects, gunpowder or animals...
Jac
In article , "Jacqui" writes:
paranoid mess now :)
so basically stay in a straight jacket in a soft wall cell :)
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
Just remember that flying is the safest one.
Tennant
Jacqui wrote:
There was a survey last year showing that the most dangerous thing people did at home was put their socks on (they stand on one leg with both hands occupied then topple over and hit their heads). The second most dangerous was people who wake up just before their clock-radio goes off, then while on the loo it starts up, so they rush to wash themselves and dash back to the bedroom to turn the alarm off with wet hands & get electrocuted.
Tennant
Anyway, most people die in bed, so you should never go to bed. Or stay
Wow! And I thought I was safe, here at home...
In article , Paul Hyett wrote:
But there's a lot more of them.
Tennant
Jacqui wrote:
That's right, an event that kills 6 billion people every 60 million years is as statistically likely as an event that kills 100 people every year.
The giant star Betelgeuse in the well-known constellation of Orion is so unstable that astronomers estimate that there's a 50-50 chance that it will go supernova in the next 4,000 years (as seen from Earth). This means that if you stand outside this evening and watch the sky for only five hours, you're as statistically likely to see the star explode as win the lottery.
Tennant
In article , Tennant Stuart writes:
I know! but at least in cars you're not at that much of a great height!!!
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
Yes you are, you're constantly falling from a thousand foot cliff.
Tennant
In article , Tennant Stuart writes:
you nkow there's not a part of that csentance that doesn't need explaining. <~~~resulting to chandlerisms cause she just don't understand how
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
We've already been around this loop.
Tennant
I know but Iwas such a paranoid mess I wasn't paying attention...
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
Awww, pheebs...
Tennant
No Tennant that's what we call you :) thank you for the sympathy :)
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
De rien
Tennant
I don't know what that means but okay! :)
Toni Perry wrote: Tennant Stuart wrote:
He's pretending to be French....it means "you're welcome".
=+= Marcel =+=
Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
oh okay, cheers Marcel :) my french sucks too...
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
It's French for "you're welcome".
Tennant
Tennant Stuart wrote
Not literally.
It's nothing.
Jac
Jacqui wrote:
I know, but that's what Adeline LeBorgne says, which is good enough for me.
Tennant
I'm so happy I don't do languages any more...
care
(Like
You could always swim.
Always CC
yeah but that will take days or weeks, eh, I'll get a boat :)
Oh boy . . . no not because you broke up with your bloke but because within a few hours half the male population of this newsgroup is gonna start turning up with flowers, chocolate and rubber chickens (some just haven't got the hang of dating yet).
Always CC (Who goes to get some popcorn and a good seat.)
hehe!!! Don't care! remaining single for the rest of my life (or at kleast til I leave education) It's more fun!!! :)
<~~~ puts a dummy in her place and joins CC
Toni Perry wrote:
There ya go!! That's the spirit! Pick up all the pieces of your life, paste them together and live it the way YOU want to live. Life is too complicated to settle down at such a young age. Live it! You have my vote!
=+= Marcel =+=
Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
Thank You!!!!!! Why do my mates think being single is such a bad thing??
Toni Perry wrote:
I don't know....my friends think I'm crazy too. I don't eat the same food day in, day out. So why be with the same person day in, day out? :-) I like variation.....
=+= Marcel =+=
Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
eh, Not like that for, I do the same thing day in day out, and I prefer being single cause it's fun and what I'm used to. Change I'm scared of
Me too, the way it jingles about and fills up your wallet. Those charity boxes are my saviours! :)
Always CC
In article , "Coca-Cola" writes:
hehe! Can I vote for you in the ATF funniest poster catagory? No seriously! :)
seriously! :)
You could do, I don't think it'd make much of a difference though. . . . . .Hmm there wasn't anything funny about that.
Always CC (Who thinks the inadequacy is caused by a pressure to perform.)
In article , "Coca-Cola" writes:
Not really but I got it :) Okay, well just change my vote from whoever I voted funniest poster to you :)
lol!
Toni Perry wrote:
Zoepetier wrote:
We all have our own reasons, Toni.
=+= Marcel =+=
Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
err... yeah, what you said... :)
Toni Perry wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
LOL!
=+= Marcel =+=
Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
In article , "Zoepetier" writes:
:)
within
til
That's what my friend say, usually just before she pulls a bloke and starts another relationship.
Much as I appreciate the company do you really think it was wise leaving a dummy for the blokes? :)
Always CC
Okay, but see I hadn't had anyone for 2 years, so I'm pretty used to not pulling anyone, and I hate relationships :)
What? <realises> Oh bloody hell! <~~~Goes and rescues the dummy!
kleast
starts
Well I'm so bad at pulling that it ends up being pushing, however there are other ways to get girls than to get them paralytic on alcohol. Getting guys is much easier, they're all led by the dumbstick.
You love her, but she loves him and he loves somebody else, you just can't win. So it goes till the day you die, this thing they call love is gonna make you cry. I've had the blues, the reds and the pinks, one thing's for sure. . . . LOVE STINKS!
a
No, no, let them get rid of . . . whatever with the dummy. Of course you could always videotape . . .it and blackmail them all later.
Always CC (Who's gonna be sick before he claws his eyes out.)
In article , "Coca-Cola" wrote:
Awww. Don't give up, slugger. :)
Meanwhile, bear in mind what Benjamin Franklin said - "Beer is God's proof that he loves us, and wants us to be happy".
Tennant
Truth is that I'm luckier with girls now than I have been my entire life, the problem is that I'm very disillusioned by the whole biological imperative.
Yeah well I'll leave the flame reply out of this post, I'm still not happy with what you said. I quit drinking alcohol more than five years ago and not once have I ever had the desire to start again.
Always CC
you've still got you're whole life ahead of you to get used to that! :)
<~~~appluads CC and wishes she could give up alcohol too,
I swear I jinxed myself during my short stage carrear when I did a solo, as a kid named Lee, singing, 'Girls, I can live without girls!'
proof
happy
not
<takes a bow> My life as been somewhat more interesting without it and a lot more healthier. My doubting nature probably helped, though that might not be true. :)
Always CC
In article , "Coca-Cola" writes:
hehe! you were on stage? that's so cool!
Nice one! well done CC! I don't drink that much, I've kinda sworn not to get drunk again cause I'm not a very nice person when I'm drunk, and plus, it mean when all my friends are drunk I'll be the only one sober and will remember the stupid things they did that night (Like stripping on the table...)
as
Yeah my acting was that frigid, these days I prefer the backstage roles, I'm not someone who belongs in the limelight.
lot
be
Well with all the spectacular romantic flops I've had since <motions for sympathy> I'm glad I don't drink and bounce back quick.
And when was the last time just out of interest?
I tended to get very depressed when I used to drink.
did
Some of my friends' furniture has suffered due to late night DIY sessions but we tend to hammer, saw and drill on the french polished surfaces (no it's not a metaphor for something else and not to throw oil on a burning fire I left out screw). :)
Always CC (Who knows that his name is more than just a sponsorship deal. :)
Sorry if I've posted this twice but my server shut down and I don't know if it posted...
I'm usually backstage too, but I've got a part in the play in February, and I've just finished a Victorian Christmas Revue, which was great fun. Been in anything I might've seen?
<gives Sympathy>
last Christmas... no, last March, at my friends 18th
bet you never insulted your friends, left your friends to themselves, shouted at them for leaving you, and then go and chat up a lesbian...
hehe!
it
I got only this one.
I'm
and
in
I sincerely doubt it, if it was anything major they wouldn't have cast me even in a non-speaking role. Even though I know about half the people in the uni's theatre society I've been devoting my spare time towards the uni's radio station.
You should never give me sympathy when I'm obviously asking for it (sympathy that is, I'm getting to know your mind though which is as horrifying as it sounds :) and sarcastically pointing it out. And in the case of you Sympathy could be anything including that dummy so giving me Sympathy probably isn't the best idea. :)
Sorry when people tend to say that it's after a particularly heavy night and they're going out for more after another day. Way to go!
shouted
I've done all that without alcohol (see you don't need alcohol, you ruin your life quite well without it :), I insult my friends all the time (though it's rare that I'm obviously being serious), I frequently blame friends for leaving me when it's me who's left them and as for chatting up a lesbian that's one hell of a long and surreal story.
Always CC (Who thinks the obvious is for other people.)
radio? that's cool! so could you tell me about (really boring now) microphones and that (I need to know this for my media course... remind me why I took this subject again?) So are you like a DJ or do you work on the production?
Sorry! :)
okay my mind is't THAT bad is it?
Thank you :) I mean I do drink, but never enough to get even tipsy. only like two barcardi breezers :)
Well for me it was chat up a lesbian, but for you I meant a gay bloke... :) when I was drunk that time I was deadly serious, apparantly, I don't remeber much, just what my friends told me. I think only one of them was speaking to me the day after... So wanna tell about the lesbian? don't have to, just wondering :)
the
microphones
There's not much to say, we don't have anything as cool as the ones they use at Radio 1, ours are just normal microphones running on phantom power with different coloured heads.
Production, I don't speak on air, not after I pronounced the popular folk musician Bob D-eye-lan.
(sympathy
it
Sympathy
isn't
Partly my fault anyway. I could have been less verbose in my explanation.
No, probably not, sorry but parts of my mind are.
and
Now you bring a good point up, it has been in my experience that nobody when drunk ever admits to being it. Even if the person is having difficulty balancing, slurring their words, repeating and babbling stuff, has very dilated pupils and large desire for food from a vendor who probably sells the meat of genuine antique Black Death rats they will always claim to be sober and at the most slightly tipsy.
Ugh breezers, one of the bane's of my life as a barman. If a club sells only three flavours of breezers you would think it would only sell the three most popular flavours wouldn't you? <grumbles>
(though
for
:)
Yeah I did appreciate that and could possibly tell you a few tails but going with the lesbian thing was funnier.
remember
to me
Yet some things you'll never forget, chalk it up on the experience column and progress to make even more mistakes all for experience.
As a guy I'm supposed to hold the opinion that lesbians are the best thing ever and of course are only lesbians because I they're waiting for me and what a real man can do at which point they'll immediately invite me for threesomes. For a while I did hold that opinion but due to certain circumstances including the brief time I spent pretending to be a lesbian in a lesbian chat room.
I didn't particularly know why I was in the chat room and pretending to be a lesbian. The experience was after a huge amount of fun with a group of mates, from the hall I was in, causing all kinds of chaos in chatrooms (you wouldn't believe how much fuss a group of Iraqis cause if they talk about burning that star spangled banner in a US chatroom or what kind of reception the PTC get in some groups) and this time I was on my own. I ended up finding a guy in the room, exposed him and kicked him out and got caught up in a discussion of what it's like when your sexuality is used as a tool for horny guys to . . . During my visits to the room a number of the ladies their asked me if I wanted to cyber with them (I had a rather risqu� name) and for some reason I refused and never once asked anybody about their first sexual experience with another female. One such propositioned was a young girl who I managed to end up counselling on her sexuality and the opinions of her family and friends towards her.
I definitely have a changed view towards lesbians, my eyes are somewhat more open. I still think two women making love is more erotic but then it comes from a female knowing the terrain a bit better than a guy does. There's something softer about it than trying to find a hole to . . . .
I think the word you're looking for is, anyway . . . .
Always CC (Who wont quote Chandler in case he is misunderstood.)
okay:) I'm not gonna ask anything more about microphones :)
oooo... not a good thing...:)
s'okey :)
your's isn't that bad I don't think
that's a good point, it took my mate to strip on the table to admit he was slightly pissed. two breezers is my limit :)
yeah, they never have pineapple when I want it too...
yeah :)
yup :)
blimey! that is a... well... anyways
okay enough!!! hehe, got the meaning though :) and agree
hehe!
In article , "Coca-Cola" wrote:
Ouch - I'm sorry, I didn't know.
Tennant
hehe, in total agreement!
I don't get it, my dirty mind is taking a break today :)
can't
Never have I been one at the end of a relationship to sit around listening to songs about how good love is or how bad it is that love no longer exists feeling sorry for myself. Love Stinks is one of my favourite song to have fun to and I think Ugly Kid Joe's 'I hate everything about you' is a classic too (it has one of the best endings). Meatloaf's 'Paradise By The Dashboard Light' and Adam Sandler's 'Somebody Kill Me' are also worthy of a mention.
leaving
And I didn't think you could surprise me, sheesh! I meant now that you've made all these guys as horny as hell why don't you let the dummy bare the onslaught of their overactive hormones while you're safe.
Always CC
In article , "Coca-Cola" writes:
Haven't heard anyone of those songs, but the one I listened to when I broke up with him was Robbie Williams Karma Killer. That was the best... :)
Oh yeah that's what I thought it was. Well how about I video tape, but bring on a replacement dummy caue that one's probably full now...
gonna
for
listening
exists
classic
Dashboard
mention.
It's a bit uneven
<softly over a light strumming of the guitar> You don't know how much I need you While you're near me I don't feel blue And when we kiss I know you need me too I can't believe I found a love that's so pure and true
<shouting> But it all was bullsh**!!! It was a god-damn joke! And when I think of you <insert name here> I hope you *u*king choke!!
<softly> I hope you're glad with what you've done to me I lay in bed all day long, feeling melancholy You left me here all alone, tears running constantly
<shouting> Oh somebody kill me please! Somebody kill me please I'm on my knees! Pretty, pretty please! Kill me, I want to die! Put a bullet in my he-ea-ea-ad
Two of them are from the Wedding Singer soundtracks
<digs out I've Been Expecting You> Not a bad choice, after all you're young. :)
you
bring on
Full of what? Do they have some kind of reservoir in them to . . . . . . y'know I don't think I really want to know.
Always CC
heavy
never saw it :)
I love that song :) <~~~dreams of Robbie WIlliams before remembering that she likes Matthew Perry
No I don't think you do... :)
Simple and absolutely hilarious, the way the change just comes out of nowhere and just suits the character down to the ground.
See it.
young.
Perry
You can like both and I'll stop there before I go terribly blue.
you've
the
Always CC
I have to get that. I think there was a Manic Street Preachers song like that, but I forget which...
I really should shouldn't I :)
hehe! :) Yeah okay I'll like em both. oh dear, got funny images in my head and none of them invovle me. I feel terribly jealous of Robbie now... I think I tell too much...
that,
Don't get me started on the Manics.
Yeah and then you'll understand how little the Manics have got to do with it.
of
too
Well as long as none of those images involve me then I'm a happy bunny.
Always CC (Who just thinks 'happy bunny????')
<zips her mouth closed>
<unzips her mouth> they were in it? <zips her mouth shut again>
<realises she can't breath, so unzips mouth again> <~~~takes huge breath and colour returns to normal :) None of the imaes involve you :) Don't worry :)
Zoepetier wrote:
Heh, my gf and I have a similar arrangement. Neither of us can sleep with anyone else without the others' explicit approval, but there is a clause such that if we're offered the chance to sleep with a celebrity, we can take it. Both of us are wanting to jump Claudia Christian, for one thing.
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
Is that the boyf who wants you to get together with your best friend?
Tennant
umm, yeah. he didn't want me to get with my best friend, I was saying that I would get with my best friend. I think that's what I said
Toni Perry wrote: Tennent Stuart wrote:
That's what you said alright. I payed attention for the first time. :-)
=+= Marcel =+=
Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
hehe!!!
On Wed, 20 Dec 2000, Tennant Stuart stated this considered view. Waking from my doze, I hastily scrawled -
Dammit, I was rather hoping to get some sleep tonight. :)
In article , Paul Hyett wrote:
..doing somersaults, and hissing at you through bright red lips... :)
Tennant
On Wed, 20 Dec 2000, Tennant Stuart stated this considered view. Waking from my doze, I hastily scrawled -
Did you guys get a post from me about this, coz my newsreader didn't pick it up. :(
In article , Paul Hyett wrote:
Yes, you said "Dammit, I was rather hoping to get some sleep tonight."
BTW, your clock is slow.
Tennant
On Fri, 22 Dec 2000, Tennant Stuart stated this considered view. Waking from my doze, I hastily scrawled -
No problem at this end - besides, Demon sends a time signal when you go on-line.
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you gotta give it to him, he's good!
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
I'd just like the thank the Academy... :)
Tennant
Hey hey hey! That was my line! :)
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
Beatya to it.
Tennant
no you didn't I used it a few days before you did!
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
No you didn't! lol
Tennant
In article , Tennant Stuart writes:
I did! some one back me up on this!!!
Toni Perry wrote: Tennant Stuart wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
.
Oh alright...two points for the effort alone. :-)
=+= Marcel =+=
Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
Toni Perry If only wrote in message ...
.................................................................................................... ............. Toni Perry shows brilliance throwing that sentence into this group. The crowd anxiously awaits which comment Tennant Stuart will pull out of his sleeve this time. <drum roll> .................................................................................................... ..............
=+= Marcel =+=
Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
In article , "Zoepetier" wrote:
She does indeed. :)
Go look.
Tennant
Tennant Stuart wrote in message ... Zoepetier wrote:
And she almost had you, too.
I already did. You've saved your ass, there. :-)
=+= Marcel =+=
Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
In article , "Zoepetier" wrote:
Actually, since I'm English, I saved my arse. :)
Tennant
Tennant Stuart wrote in message ... Zoepetier wrote:
LOL!
=+= Marcel =+=
Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
:)))
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Thank you thank you! I couldn't have done it without my mum! my Dad! my loving theatre group! There was a whole back team involved I'd like to thank!
In article , [email] (Toni Perry If only) wrote:
Lol, but you neglected to thank the Academy. :)
Tennant
Oh Bugger I knew I forgot someone!
Toni Perry If only wrote in message ...
.....
.....
I don't believe I asked for a Hillary Swank imitation, but ok. You're most welcome.
=+= Marcel =+=
Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
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I can do Gwyneth Paltrow as well if you want! :)
most
No, no, we can really do without more floods.
Always CC
In article , "Coca-Cola" writes:
hehe
Nice one! :)
Toni Perry wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
Go ahead, girl....kick it!
=+= Marcel =+=
Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
It's kinda like my Hilary Swank one, but with tears, I have no time to do it now, but if you want I'll do it later
Toni Perry wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
That will be fine.
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
On Thu, 21 Dec 2000 02:55:25 +0100, "Zoepetier" wrote:
Remember, if you are going to do a Hillary Swank imitation you have to thank everyone except your poor hubby who's in tears. :)
In article , [email] (Marita) writes:
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Or boyfriend, but okay, here goes: I'd like to thank my mum, my dad, my sister, my loving theatre group! The whole back team that was involved! My primary school and nursery school treachers! My favourite teacher Mr Ward! all my other teachers in Secondary school and sixth form college, even Mr ansome who stole my Arsenal scarf! My grandparents! every single one of my thousand cousins! My aunts and uncle and my late Emine hala! my step aunty! my step cousin! my next door neighbours! All my dear friends that have helped along the way! Now why is my boyfriend crying? hehe
Toni Perry wrote:
Excellent! Bravo! Be sure to say those exact words when you receive an Academy Award, Toni.
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
I certainly wil!!!
Marita wrote: Toni perry wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
LOL! I totally forgot about that! :-)
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"
Toni Perry If only wrote:
All the guys on the show are dominated by the females of the show, actually. Especially Chandler and Ross. Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel usually have the upper hand.
Laurie
On Wed, 13 Dec 2000, Claire Abraham stated this considered view. Waking from my doze, I hastily scrawled -
But sex with Monica would be a great compensation for losing an argument though! :)
In article , Paul Hyett wrote:
You're right - but fortunately for Chandler, he doesn't have to lose an argument to get sex with Monica, or else he wouldn't get that much!
Tennant
DANNY D'ADDARIO wrote:
You are right.
On Tue, 12 Dec 2000, DANNY D'ADDARIO stated this considered view. Waking from my doze, I hastily scrawled -
Yes - I disagree.
When C&M's relationship first started, he was terrified that any chance remark he made would screw it up, but no I think he had the confidence not to worry over that any more.
Bear in mind that I haven't seen any of S7 yet though, so there may be plot developments I'm unaware of).
In article , Paul Hyett wrote:
The key moment came at the end of 505 "TOW the Kips"...
CHANDLER: So, I guess this is over.
MONICA: What?
CHANDLER: Well, y'know, you and me, it had to end sometime.
MONICA: Why, exactly?
CHANDLER: Because of the weekend, we had a fight.
MONICA: Chandler that's crazy! If you give up every time you'd have
a fight with someone you'd never be with anyone longer than-
Ohhh! (They both realize something there.)CHANDLER: So, this isn't over?
MONICA: (laughs) You are so cute! No. No, it was a fight. You deal with it and move on! It's nothing to freak out about.
CHANDLER: Really? Okay. Great!
MONICA: Ohh, welcome to an adult relationship! (She goes to kiss him.)
CHANDLER: (stops her) We're in a relationship?
MONICA: I'm afraid so.
CHANDLER: Okay.
Tennant
Tennant wrote:
I agree. They both played that scene superbly. The fact that Chandler ended the conversation in agreement and without making a joke was quite significant.
Appy
In article , [email] (Appy50rider) wrote:
Indeed so, it was a significant moment in his personal development, and the best favour any woman has ever done him, with the possible exception of teaching him about the seven zones - which was also Monica.
Tennant
Yes.
Marita wrote: Zoepetier wrote:
I don't follow all the Hollywood gossip, but if I have to compare him to anyone, I'd say he's more like Tony Curtis....but with an evil side.
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Joey- "There already IS a Joseph Stalin!" Chandler- " You're kidding!!"