Who thinks Ross and Rachel were on a break?
I say no way!!!!!!!! They were maybe broken up for 5 minutes and he's already humping someone else!!!!!!!! GO RACHEL AND JOEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Were They On A Break?
May 18, 2002, 7:59 PM ET93 posts by 14 postersalt.tv.friends
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"TitansFan421" wrote in message news:[email]...
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All together now....
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
"TitansFan421" wrote in message news:[email]...
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OMG. Here we go again. Ok, why don't we just kill off Ross since he can never, ever be forgiven for this. I think it would make a lot of people happy, right?
"TitansFan421" wrote in message news:[email]...
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I know the next ATF awards are like a year away from us, but I'd already like to nominate this post for "lamest try ever to start a thread on _the_ break"...
Andr�
I'd like to ask this one question to the person who started this topic. If they weren't on a break, then what were they?
I second that nomination Andre.
Sofya
"Andr� Knoche" wrote in message news:ac71k0$gkt$[email]...
Andr� Knoche wrote in message news:ac71k0$gkt$[email]...
Noted, and seconded. :)
"CandiGrrl" wrote in message news:ac8hkp$nsv$[email]...
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Cool. And you're like one of the people that is responsible for the ATF awards, aren't you?
Andr�
Andr� Knoche wrote in message news:ac8ife$ob6$[email]...
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I was last time but then it got majorly messed up. I probably won't be doing it next year though.
"CandiGrrl" wrote in message news:ac8tur$70c$[email]...
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Damnit. So I shouldn't have sent that pack of biscuits to you? (As the most effective way to bribe me has always been biscuits, I do try it on others sometimes). And though it is absolutely not related to this, may I just say that the song "Stop crying your heart out" by Oasis is like pure genius to me?
Andr�
Andr� Knoche wrote in message news:ac9i2i$2qa$[email]...
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Oh, I'll do anything for a Jammy Dodger. Glad to hear it about the Oasis song, embarrassingly enough I have not actually heard it... but I do like Fever by Peggy Lee if that helps? :)
"CandiGrrl" wrote in message news:acb4f7$qs9$[email]...
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hehe, English biscuits simply rule. I can't wait to get back there in two weeks and stock up on those McVities chocolate biscuits :D As for the Oasis song, it's not been released as a single yet (supposedly it will be on June 17th) but you can already download it from the usual sources. And I have never heard of Peggy Lee, I'll give it a try!
Andr�
Andr� Knoche wrote in message news:acb5nt$omg$[email]...
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I'm not really a big Oasis fan TBH... I might get it anyway though if it's really that good. And the best biscuits of all are those Animal ones, the ones that are shaped like lions and monkeys and elephants and have chocolate on one side. You have to pretend to be buying them for someone else, but it's worth it - and it comes with a cool game on the back! (You have to get an adult to help you cut it out with blunt ended scissors.)
"CandiGrrl" wrote in message news:acbmir$pv9$[email]...
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Why do I have to pretend to buy them for somebody else? Tell ya what, when I first visited my host father and friends (for the Millenium New Year's) we went down the road to the cornershop and the woman who owned it still recognised me as "the crazy lad who came here to buy biscuits all the time" - and that was over a year after I had last been there :) And for the Oasis song, just wait till you hear it on the radio, I reckon it's going to be played a lot.
Andr�
Andr� Knoche wrote in message news:acbnns$7cd$[email]...
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Because you're only supposed to eat them at five-year-olds' birthday parties.
Actually, that's a lie. The real reason is, if you say that you're buying them for yourself the Cult will get you.
I'm sure it will be. Can't remember the last time I listened to the radio - since mp3s came about I haven't really needed to. Isn't that funny? Hm. Anyway I'll keep an eye (or ear) out for it.
Animal
This is completely irrational, but I thought they tasted better when they were sold in the box that resembled a circus wagon. On the old ones the bottom half of the wheels popped out from the bottom of the box. Now they sell them in bags--still a treat though.
I think they changed to bags to thwart the Cult. ;-)
David Buehrle wrote in message news:uBjG8.8961$[email]...
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I think I remember those! Now in Tescos they just have them in boring rectangular boxes.
No... I think the Cult was behind the change. Their powers are stronger with bags.
"CandiGrrl" wrote in message news:acdjgb$ij1$[email]...
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Shame on me, I forgot about the biscuits thread for a few days! Now, it looks like tonight I'll make the final arrangements for my trip to England, so are there any other biscuits you'd like to recommend?
And what Cult are you on about? I'm willing to take part in any cult related to biscuits :-)
Andr�
Andr� Knoche wrote in message news:acj2st$iub$[email]...
How could you?!?!
I like ginger nut biscuits. And rich tea biscuits are quite nice too. Ask Tennant, he seems like the kind of person who eats a lot of biscuits.
I don't know. I'm just saying words, randomly. You should just ignore me.
"CandiGrrl" wrote in message news:acle7v$6i1$[email]...
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I know, I'm feeling so guilty...
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Slight problem there. He killfiled me ages ago
But that wouldn't be as much fun as talking about biscuits, now would it? At first I thought you might be talking about "The Cult", that band from I don't know when, probably before I was born (1981)
Andr�
Andr� Knoche wrote in message news:aclj46$78b$[email]...
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Never mind, you've returned, I'll forgive you.
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Oh, well, never mind then. I bet he does eat biscuits, though.
me.
Nah, I don't think they have evil intentions for biscuits. I could be wrong, of course.
"CandiGrrl" wrote in message news:acm0qj$f0l$[email]...
Yay! You're great!
And he told us he doesn't eat biscuits because they are too fattening. A bit scary when a guy comes up with reasons like that for not eating biscuits, innit?
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Oh, so they're evil intentions. A few months ago I reached a point when I felt that I was like biscuit addicted. One day I was sitting at work, about to fall asleep (as usual) when I realized I hadn't eaten any biscuits for weeks and I was very proud of myself. Later that day, I found myself to be all shaky and pale, but after I went to get some biscuits and ate half of the pack more or less immediately it got better again. And the sad part is, that this is actually true ;)
Andr�
Andr� Knoche wrote in message news:acm2eu$aeu$[email]...
I'm the Friendliest Poster. (I'm never going to shut up about that, by the way.)
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He could still eat the low calorie biscuits. Although chocolate fingers are the nicest, in my opinion. I ate a whole box of those yesterday, on my own! In about ten minutes!
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Sweet Jesus! There must be some sort of biscuit rehab. Although it seems like you conquered your addiction, but then needed a hit. Biscuits Anonymous? :)
Well, it's a Friends newsgroup, so we're all friendly in a way, aren't we? :-)
hehe... there's nothing like getting a biscuit fix :)
I don't know. I kind of like being biscuit addicted, after all it could be worse...
Andr�
Andr� Knoche wrote in message news:aco6vm$2jm$[email]...
True. We are the Friendliest people in the world.
Oh I know. And crisps, too. I love those crinkly ones that are really really chunky. The Tescos own ones - they come in plain and barbecue and both are wonderful!
Like me? I'm addicted to videos. Last weekend I bought twenty-two in 12 hours, I think that's pretty good going.
CandiGrrl wrote:
We most certainly are. Well... with a few exceptions... :)
I shall try them, once I make my way to the UK (Did you notice that rhymes?). Unfortunately it looks like it's not going to be until the 27th July :(
Woah... You must have a lot of money then. And what kind of videos are you buying? Anything or just specific ones? And do you have a DVD player?
Andr�
Andr� Knoche wrote in message news:acofml$l0a$[email]...
I like everyone on here. I even like Wavy G!
Well, then you have lots of time to research the best biscuits!
I have a HUGE wish list on three different amazons and when I go video shopping I generally find a few of the ones on my list. So I don't know if that answers your question but maybe it does. And yes, I have a DVD player but it lives in my computer and I hate watching films on my computer! Therefore I have only two DVDs. What's your favourite movie? :)
CandiGrrl wrote:
Who?
But I wanted to be around when the "Stop crying your heart out" single is released (17th of June) :( I'm "mad fer it" for the first time in years (translated to normal person's language that means "I'm really into Oasis")
3 different amazon lists? let me guess, amazon.co.uk, .com and .fr? Do you prefer a certain genre? And my favouite movie... well, I just watched it again on the weekend, so I've been annoying people about it all week and at the moment I'm trying to stop talking about it :) But anyway here's a hint: "Mischief. Mayhem. Soap"
Andr�
On Wed, 29 May 2002 19:40:11 +0200, "Andr� Knoche" introduced this hilarious new schtick:
hI EVERYBODYS!!!1!!
Andr� Knoche wrote in message news:ad33pj$jik$[email]...
He sometimes arrives and crossposts lots of stuff that doesn't mean anything.
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Want me to post it to you? :)
Yes! :)
Depends on my mood - right now I love those old 40s film noirs.
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Umm. Soapdish?
On Mon, 3 Jun 2002 01:48:28 +0000 (UTC), "CandiGrrl" wrote:
No. It's a movie which Tennant highly recommended to a few months back with five stars. Here's a hint: It's got Brad Pitt in it.
Priya
p r i y a wrote in message news:[email]...
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I got it now, thankyou Priya!
In article , p r i y a wrote:
Yep. I taped the movie for a friend who hates spoilers far more than I do, and warned him to watch it ASAP. He *still* hasn't gotten around to watching it. Every time he admits this I tell him to hurry up and watch the bloody thing before some prat tells him the core of the movie.
Tennant
CandiGrrl wrote:
Seems like we have woken him...
nah, I can get it on the same day in Germany, it's just not the same as buying it in England. "The Masterplan" (a collection of Oasis B-Sides) was released during my time in England, so on the day it was released I rushed into town to get my copy, expecting a lot of people to do the same thing, but it seemed like I was the only one to care about the new Oasis album at 8:30 in the morning :)
No. Another hint: "The first rule of ... is, you don't talk about ..."
Andr�
In article , "Andr� Knoche" wrote:
Ooh-ooh! <jumping up & down> I know! I know!!!
Tennant
Tennant Stuart wrote:
shush, will ya... Priya already gave it away :(
Do you have the R1 DVD? There's so much bonus stuff on there I still hvaen't gotten around to see it all.
Andr�
"Cookie Dude" wrote in message news:...
Aww.. Sorry cookie dude. :)
Priya
p r i y a wrote:
hehe... The name change is a political statement. First of all, it labels me as a biscuiteer (if you've been following this thread you know what I mean) and second of all, when I re-watched the episode in which "cookie dude" appears, I thought that cookie dude must have been quite a happy guy, he seemed to have everything he ever wanted in his life and that at the age of 29.
Then, when I re-watched TOW all the jealousy, Chandler says Mark is being "Mr. Joe Sensitive", which appealed as well to me as a new screen name, so I had second thoughts about it, but then I decided that it's pretty hard to get from Mr. Joe Sensitive to Bisuiteers, so I went with Cookie Dude :-)
Andr�
"Cookie Dude" wrote in message news:...
Ah, okay. I did wonder why you chose a nick name that was Ross's since you've always said that you're a Joey and Chandler fan. I didn't make the connection from cookie dude to biscuiteers till you mentioned it. It makes sense, though. :)
Priya
p r i y a wrote:
Plus, I've not yet come around any cool Chandler or Joey nicknames... Chan-Man sounds lame ;) I've watched TOW Chandler in a box again tonight and it still gets me, although I must've seen it at least five times by now... The moment Joey lets Chandler out again is ever so moving... *sniff*
Andr�
In article , "Cookie Dude" wrote:
Chandler's nicknames include Barney, Boss Man Bing, Bubbles, Chan, Chan-Chan, Chancy, Chand-lrr, Chandy, Channie, Chester, Clint, Dorf, Dr.Big, Gene, John Markson, Mark Johnson, Mondler, Mr.Big, Roland Chang, Sailor, Skidmark, Sorry, and Toby; while Joey's include Big Daddy, Cookie, Dragon, Flame Boy, Holden McGroin, J-man, Joseph Stalin, Josephine, Ken Adams, Mario, and Sailor Joe.
I like it when Chandler waves goodbye to Kathy with one finger.
Tennant
"Tennant Stuart" wrote in message news:[email]...
"Oh come on! Dorf on dating?" LOL Nobody I know gets that reference.
On Sat, 8 Jun 2002, an infinite number of monkeys, masquerading as David Buehrle typed this -
I certainly never have.
"Paul Hyett" wrote in message news:[email]...
FYI: Dorf is a Tim Conway character that was featured in a few short movies. Tim Conway plays the role by standing on his knees with shoes fastened to the knees as if that's all there is. Dorf is best known for "Dorf on Golf" and "Dorf on Dating."
On Mon, 10 Jun 2002, an infinite number of monkeys, masquerading as David Buehrle typed this -
Another US cultural reference then. Thanks.
In article , "David Buehrle" wrote:
Oh yes? All I know is that it's the German word for "village".
Tennant
In article , "Cookie Dude" wrote:
Well, if Monica can do it...
I do have the new DVDs, but they're *R0*, so they play in all regions.
Me2
Tennant
Tennant Stuart wrote in message news:...
<Puts on same hysterical reaction from Joey when Chandler calls him a woman>
Oh my God, I'm Monica!!!!
or should I say that 'I pulled a Monica'? :)
Priya
Tennant, did you get my replies to your threads? Should I repost them. I've only got a week left before I leave. :(
Priya
Tennant Stuart wrote:
Which ep are you referring to?
lol, I am talking about the soap movie ;)
Andr�
In article , "Cookie Dude" wrote:
821 "TOW the Cooking Class".
Oh.
Tennant
In article , "Andr� Knoche" wrote:
Well, you've now been reinstated. You can thank Priya for this.
Why? What's wrong with a guy keeping fit & healthy?
I think it's a bit scary that you feel so threatened.
Tennant
In article , "CandiGrrl" wrote:
I wish. Too fattening.
But I'd like to try Phoebe's oatmeal raisin cookies.
Tennant
Tennant Stuart wrote in message news:[email]...
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What about the chocolate chip cookies?
In article , "CandiGrrl" wrote:
They're just a recipe off the back of a packet. Phoebe's oatmeal raisin cookies are the best cookies in the world, but she rarely makes them as it's unfair to the other cookies.
Tennant
Tennant Stuart wrote in message news:[email]...
But the chocolate chip ones are yummy too. If they weren't, Monica wouldn't have been so eager to have the recipe - after all she must have a billion different chocolate chip cookie recipes already!
In article , "CandiGrrl" wrote:
Yes darling, but she doesn't have the recipe for Phoebe's oatmeal raisin cookies, for she doesn't even know that they exist.
Tennant
Tennant Stuart wrote in message news:[email]...
That doesn't mean you shouldn't want the chocolate chip ones too.
And maybe Monica *has* tried Phoebe's cookies... maybe Phoebe made them for her after she dropped the bombshell that she was (no!) moving out. No, wait, that she had already moved out. You know what I mean don't you?
In article , "CandiGrrl" wrote:
Too. Yes, you should want them too.
But Monica didn't want them too, she just wanted them.
Of course.
But Monica has never tried them, she doesn't know that they exist.
For if she did, she'd want the recipe.
And she'd want the chocolate chip ones too.
Tennant
"CandiGrrl" wrote in message news:ac8tur$70c$[email]...
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I'll hel this time Mari, I promise! I want to make a "dumbest post" catagory. Do you notice that the people who post stupid questions start them off and never bother replying? I know I've been pissing people off with my FAQ campaign, but the on a break question should be one that should be banned.
Owen
"Owen Shiers" wrote in message news:a48H8.1804$[email]...
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Oh take a break!
(Sorry, but I just couldn't resist.)
"David Buehrle" wrote in message news:ABkH8.573$[email]...
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Well we'd all be able to take longer breaks if we didn't spend all night arguing whether they were on a break. As my dear mother would say, they're both as bad as each other. There is no right or wrong.
Owen
Owen Shiers wrote in message news:a48H8.1804$[email]...
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It's true, they don't. Maybe they just want to start long threads. This one's getting pretty long but it doesn't have anything to do with Ross and/or Rachel does it? Anyway, I'm pretty sure I won't be doing the awards next year, for one thing I won't even be in the country, for another - do I really need another? Other countries get Friends and the internet so that's not even a very good excuse.
Umm... so... yes. I can't think of anything else to say now.
In article , "CandiGrrl" wrote:
What went wrong, if I may ask?
Where are you going?
Yep.
How about it was *Rachel* who first cried "We were on a break!"?
Tennant
Tennant Stuart wrote in message news:[email]...
Do you mean last time? Or the reason I won't be doing them next time?
Moving to France.
Never mind, I can't think of a better one and "I can't be bothered" really doesn't sound too good, does it?
What does that have to do with biscuits?!
"CandiGrrl" wrote in message news:acm137$gcv$[email]...
ROFL! All threads about the break should be like this *g*
Andr�
Andr� Knoche wrote in message news:acm2ev$aeu$[email]...
Let's make it a mission. And add it to the FAQ - "Any posts concerning whether or not Ross and Rachel were on a break will be answered by people talking about biscuits." :)
"CandiGrrl" wrote in message news:acmm6u$s2j$[email]...
Excellent! Or, "Anyone posting a message with the question "were they on a break" will be dissemboweled with a spoon before being slapped with a kipper"
Owen
Owen Shiers wrote in message news:gpJH8.1604$[email]...
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Oh now that's just mean! :)
"CandiGrrl" wrote in message news:ad18ud$la1$[email]...
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Okay, as punishment they will be fed only rubber biscuits and wish sandwiches.
"David Buehrle" wrote in message news:nYXI8.8682$[email]...
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"Owen Shiers" wrote in message news:1B3J8.8898$[email]...
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"Two slices of bread and you WISH you had some meat. Bow, bow, bow." Blues Brothers
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You lost me...
It's just a quote from the Blues Brothers. I don't recall the quote about the rubber biscuits, but that's from the same performance.
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You should thank your lucky stars it's not a herring!
Owen
"CandiGrrl" wrote in message news:acmm6u$s2j$[email]...
Deal! And in reference to 124, we could call ourselves the "biscuiteers" :-)
Andr�
Andr� Knoche wrote in message news:acnr1h$7r0$[email]...
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Oh, I *like* that! We're really onto something here...
hehe... Look what you've done you "wannabe break discussing trolls"... The biscuiteers are here to hunt you down and errrm... eat all your biscuits
Andr�
Andr� Knoche wrote in message news:aco73e$2lc$[email]...
Is that what the biscuiteers do? They could also hunt you down and talk to you about biscuits until you crack - that's, either die of boredom or run to the shops and buy many many packets of biscuits.
CandiGrrl wrote:
bwahahaha.... Sounds even better! Especially the "die of boredom" part :)
Andr�
Andr� Knoche wrote in message news:acoptd$d5m$[email]...
I wonder what it looks like when someone dies of boredom? Maybe they combust. That's the "frustrated" boredom type. Or perhaps they melt away into nothing, like Skips. Or maybe they just have to stop living...
In my imagination it looks something like Ross after he has taken those pills in "TOW Nana dies" but with blood coming out of their ears...
Andr�
Andr� Knoche wrote in message news:ad33v7$k0r$[email]...
Ooohhh. And eyes. And nose.
In article , "CandiGrrl" wrote:
Last time.
Where, when, and why, if I may ask?
You could say it in Latin.
Maybe they were broken biscuits, darling.
Tennant
Tennant Stuart wrote in message news:[email]...
Oh. My grandma died and I had to go away for the funeral for a few weeks.
Paris, January, and so that I can have a good time and learn French.
really
Ehhh. I can't be bothered. :)
Don't you just hate broken biscuits? It takes all the fun out of them.
In article , "CandiGrrl" wrote:
Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know.
How lovely!
French?
Oh yes! Intact biscuits are so virginal against the tongue...
Tennant
Tennant Stuart wrote in message news:[email]...
weeks.
Didn't you get my email? I'm sure I wrote back to yours...
I know! I can't wait! :)
"Bof" works for me :)
When I was about two, I couldn't eat biscuits. They had to be perfect and when they were bitten, they weren't perfect any more. So I used to sit there, holding biscuits and looking at them in this terrible dilemma about whether or not to eat them. Why did I tell you that? You're going to think I'm crazy now.
In article , "CandiGrrl" wrote:
The last one I received from you was for Valentine's Day, the last one I sent to you was on February 24 about some personal matters.
And three months later it will be April.
Lol
Eep, I understand *exactly*...
Tennant
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Motive being? They're just ignorant newbies who havn't got an ounce of netequette.
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Lol, you don't *have* to do it. I was thinking, maybe we should set up a voting site for each catagory once they're been announced? It's easy enough.
I know how you feel.
Owen
Owen Shiers wrote in message news:5oJH8.1601$[email]...
JOEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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If you like - but then wouldn't people be able to see the results beforehand?
Kay good, as long as it's not just me :)
"CandiGrrl" wrote in message news:aco562$5jm$[email]...
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Oh yeah, I forgot about that, actually, depends on the script, I don't think so, there are lots of variations possible with Pearl, though if anyone here knows some ASP, then it would be even better.
I'm speechless all the time!
Owen
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I'm just going to ignore all that.
I'm full of speech - the only problem is, what I say doesn't make sense.
"TitansFan421" wrote in message news:[email]...
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Yes, they were on a break.
Ross gets off the hook on a technicality only, which ultimately means that, on an emotional level, it was still wrong.