NBCZ Quality Quotes - 701/702

Here's my new addition to our humble board...

NBCZ Quality Quotes!

I'm gonna try to put up some of the best quotes from each new eps. If you think you've got a better one, post it as a reply!

701- TOW Monica's Thunder

MON:My fiance will kick your ass. Apartment 20! APARTMENT 20! CHAN: You get her in, you bolt the door, I'll be in the closet.

JOEY:Playstation's wack JOEY:Sup with tha wack playstation sup!

CHAN:So it's happened to you? JOEY:Sure...once CHAN:What did you do? JOEY:I did it anyway!

JOEY: Pheebs, have you seen my candy bar. PHOE: You ate it. JOEY: I was afraid of that.

CHAN: You can act your own age, which is 31. JOEY: Gagh! I am 30! RACH:No you're not Joey, you're 31. JOEY : ... dammit!

ROSS: Sorry, Rach, but you missed your chance, from now on, the only one who will enjoy these badboys is me!

702 - TOW Rachel's Book

PHOE: You ran tonka trucks down his back! ROSS: He said he liked that!

RACH: Joey, do you know what a Vicar is? JOEY: Kinda like a goalie, right?

JOEY: Ooo! Pillowcases!

JOEY: Who wants French toast? ROSS: Oh, I would. JOEY: Eggs and milk are in the fridge. Thanks man.

RACH: Joey, did you eat my facecream?

Hope you enjoyed!

S P O I L E R S P A C E

Mike the Real American Hero wrote:

What really made this one funny was that Ross briefly attempted to look scornful and made a little Tch! noise, then gave up and ran after her.

Tess

Mike the Real American Hero wrote:

Apologies for the double post, but I just remembered the words to the song:

"Whenever I get married, guess who WON'T be asked to sing, Somebody named Geller, and somebody else named BING!"

Best I can recall. :-)

Tess