Nothing from S8 though, as this is x-posted to the UK group.
Damn, my mind's gone blank - I'm sure you can come up with some good one's though!
Most suggestive comment/double entendre ever?
Feb 14, 2002, 5:24 AM ET61 posts by 20 posters
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"Paul Hyett" wrote in message news:[email]...
I know my favorite comes from "TOW The Bullies" Ep221, in this episode Monica is testing out the stock market and buys a stock with the initials MEG (her initials), after selling that stock, a convo with Rachel and Joey goes something like this:
Rachel: What happened to, uh, MEG?
Monica: MEG was good for me, but I dumped her. Ya know, my motto is "get out before they go down."
Joey: That is so not my motto.
"Paul Hyett" wrote in message news:[email]...
Another good one is in "TOW Eddie Won't Go" Ep219. In a scene where they are discussing the book "Be Your Own Windkeeper", a convo between Rachel and Ross goes something like this:
ROSS: Uh, sweetie we've gotta go.
RACHEL: NO!
ROSS: No?
RACHEL: No, why do we always have to do everything according to your time table?
ROSS: Actually it's the movie theatre that has the time schedule. So you don't miss the beginning.
RACHEL: No, see this isn't about the movie theatre, this is about you stealing my wind.
MONICA: You go girl. I can't pull that off can I?
ROSS: Excuse me, your, your, your wind?
RACHEL: Yes, my wind. How do you expect me to grow if you won't let me blow?
ROSS: You, you know I, I don't, have a- have a problem with that.
I don't remembe the name of the episode but there's one where they're watching Joey's porno video:
Someone says: After that she'd better get the job
Ross: Look's like he's the one getting the job . . .
"John Carbone" wrote in message news:urTa8.260$[email]...
and
blow?
(Chandler and Joey discussing a possible threesome with Chloe)
Joey: Ah!! Okay! Eyes open at all times! Oh, hey, how do we decide where we... (clears throat) y'know each would, (clears throat again) y'know (pause) be?
Chandler: Right. Right. Well ah, y'know we could flip for it.
Joey: Yeah, I guess, but what’s like heads and what’s tails?
Chandler: Well it you don’t know that, then I don’t want to do this with you.
James
In article , "Galliani" wrote:
That's from 204 "TOW Phoebe's Husband", which for my money cannot compare with this splendid moment which came a little later on...
JOEY: Wait wait, you see me again. Hang on, the guy's butt is blocking me. There I am, there I am, there I am, there I am, there I am...
Tennant
On Thu, 14 Feb 2002, John Carbone stated this considered view. Waking from my doze, I hastily scrawled -
Oh yeah!
Always makes me LOL!
In article , Paul Hyett wrote:
Here are some of my naughtiest favourites...
102 "TOW the Sonogram at the End"
RACHEL: Has anybody seen my engagement ring? PHOEBE: Yeah, it's beautiful.
120 "TOW the Evil Orthodontist"
RACHEL: Ooh, and it's so nice having this little sink here.
123 "TOW the Birth"
Dr.FRANZBLAU: Aren't there times when you come home at the end of the day, and you're just like, 'if I see one more cup of coffee'?
214 "TOW the Prom Video"
JOEY: You have any idea what this bracelet will do for your sex life? CHANDLER: Well, it'll probably slow it down at first but, once I get used to the extra weight, I'll be back on track.
215 "TOW Ross and Rachel... You Know"
RACHEL: Ah, oh God. Oh, honey, oh that's okay. ROSS: What. Oh no, you just rolled over the juice box.
223 "TOW the Chicken Pox"
MONICA: That'll teach you to lick my muffin!
317 "TOWo the Ski Trip"
Carol picking the hair out of her teeth.
411 "TOW Phoebe's Uterus"
CHANDLER: Oh, y'know-y'know what, I was looking at it upside down. RACHEL: Well, y'know, sometimes that helps.
516 "TOW the Cop"
RACHEL: Hey, do you guys have that tape measure? CHANDLER: Oh yeah, it's actually in my bedroom.
603 "TOW Ross's Denial"
JOEY: Excellent! Okay umm, doggy. POTENTIAL ROOMMATE: Kitten? JOEY: Ooh, sorry!
..and last, but not least, Willick & Bunch... :)
Tennant
"Tennant Stuart" wrote in message news:[email]...
[snipped for convenience]
I never picked up on this one until you mentioned it here. LOL
In article , "David Buehrle" wrote:
YW
There are still people claiming that this was not a double entendre.
They keep pointing out that Monica actually had a real muffin...
Tennant
"Tennant Stuart" wrote in message news:[email]...
And now I'm laughing again!!! Of course she did . . . and does. Ta.
On Sat, 16 Feb 2002, Tennant Stuart stated this considered view. Waking from my doze, I hastily scrawled -
She certainly *does*! :)
On Thu, 14 Feb 2002, Tennant Stuart stated this considered view. Waking from my doze, I hastily scrawled -
Good one!
Gets better with time! :)
Anyone else notice Jessica Hecht (Susan) on the PCC's new sitcom 'What About Joan'?
Paul Hyett wrote in message news:[email]...
I always thought she was seriously cute in Friends (as was Carol), but she doesn't do it for me in 'What about Joan'.
Too much hair I think. Still like her voice though.
Cheers Jim
"Jim Jamms" wrote in message news:[email]...
The real question is, do you remember Jane Sibbett (Carol) as Heidi on Fox's "Herman's Head"?
Dan
"Dan Silverstein" wrote in message news:[email]...
on
Not only do I remember Sibbett as Heddy on _Herman's Head_ (which also featured Hank Azaria as Jay Nichols), but I also remember her as Laurie Parr in _The Famous Teddy Z_. :)
Belphoebe
How about... TOW The Poking Device "If it's not a headboard. it's just not worth it!" (Rachel) and TOW Joey Dates Rachel "That's not dirty" (Monica) "Well, when you put it together with that one" (Chandler) "Well, if you don't get this off the screne you won't be getting one of those from me!!" (Monica)
Paul Hyett wrote in message news:[email]...
"Trigger" wrote in message news:xQeb8.9495$[email]...
not
it
Speaking of the poking device, and the ugly naked guy, that reminds me of
"TOW The Lesbian Wedding" ep211:
(Rachel's mom is over at the apartment and they are hanging out)
MRS GREEN: "Oh my god, there's an unattractive nude man playing the cello."
RACHEL: "Yeah, well just be glad he's not playing a smaller instrument."
---------------- Also in "TOW The Giant Poking Device"
(after they have poked ugly naked guy, who has just moved)
Phoebe: "He's alive! He's a-live!!!"
Monica: "And yet, we're still poking him."
Joey: "Okay, retract the device, retract the device."
Ross: "He does not look happy."
Rachel: "Hey-hey, now he's showing us his poking device."
Joey: "Hey, that's never gonna make it all the way over here, buddy!"
On Fri, 15 Feb 2002, Trigger stated this considered view. Waking from my doze, I hastily scrawled -
S o m e o n e
s n i p p e d
m y
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s p o i l e r
r e q u e s t
Not your fault, but I did ask for nothing from S8.
Paul Hyett wrote in message news:[email]...
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Sorry, My Bad!!! :o)
"Tennant Stuart" wrote in message news:[email]...
You are sooo bad! :) That is so disgusting! How did you come up with that?
-Zorpidus
"Zorpidus" wrote in message news:3c6cf646$0$75156$[email]...
I laughed so hard when I saw that. My husband turned to me and said "Did I just see what I think I saw?" It was so funny.
"Amy and Dave" wrote in message news:bqfb8.12073$[email]...
that?
That one was pretty tasteless. I'm all for sex jokes, but that one was a bit over the top.
Dan
In article , "Amy and Dave" wrote:
Absolutely!
The strange thing is, some people won't believe what they saw, and insist that instead Carol had a pin in her mouth, to close her robe.
Tennant
317 "TOWo the Ski Trip"
Tennant, I don't remember this in TOW The Ski Trip!! When in the eppy was it. I can believe that I missed it. It sounds halarious!!! -Sarah
On Sat, 16 Feb 2002 19:17:29 GMT, "Trigger" wrote:
This has been mentioned many times over the years, but isn't it just an interpretation? Why does her hand going to her mouth suggest a hair in her teeth???
It's plausible, of course, but why is that the obvious reason?
"CleV" wrote in message news:[email]...
"Did
was
The perverds interpreted it that way. I did not see that.
Sofya
"Sofya" wrote in message news:a4pfdh$1du$[email]...
Oh come on, don't blame this on the perverts. I didn't see too many other ways it could be interpreted. Ross comes to her house late at night and asks if he's interrupting anything, and Carol reaches her hand to her mouth, pulls something out, and says, impatiently, "Yeah." Now, knowing Carol is a lesbian, there's really not too many other conclusions you can draw from the act.
Dan
On Sun, 17 Feb 2002 17:01:18 -0800, "Dan Silverstein" wrote:
Trust me, I'm more perverted than the next guy, but I still saw it as just something in her mouth, or "cottonmouth" after you've been asleep.
"CleV" wrote in message news:[email]...
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robe.
eppy
larious!!! -Sarah
night
You don't pick cottonmouth out of your teeth. And if that was all it was meant to be, they wouldn't have cued the laugh track in at that moment.
Dan
"Dan Silverstein" wrote in message news:...
Yes, this is the same thing I was thinking of. If the studio audience laughed when she did this, then there was definitely something there.
Priya
In article , "Dan Silverstein" wrote:
Exactly, Dan. Then Carol pushes Ross outside, slams the door in his face, and *runs* back to the bedroom, leaving Ross to talk through the door.
Tennant
In article , [email] (CleV) wrote:
Because that is just what she does - check out 21:11 on the DVD.
Ross asks Carol if she was sleeping, so she makes it clear that she was not, as her hand goes up to her mouth, her thumb & finger close on a thin object between the tip of her tongue & her lower incisors, then as her hand comes down she opens it again.
The whole point is Ross is interrupting Carol & Susan celebrating the anniversary of the first time that they had lesbian sex, but on an American prime-time show they can't just come right out & say it.
Tennant
"Tennant Stuart" wrote in message news:[email]...
Exactly, so the writers wouldn't put something like that in it. This is not a porno, or HBO!
Sofya
"Sofya" wrote in message news:a4rs96$5s7$[email]...
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That might be something the actors just decided to throw in--a little inside joke perhaps--but it seems to me that they intended it. Yet it's still vague enough that they could claim innocence.
"Sofya" wrote in message news:...
I've remember that scene and I've never thought she was pulling out a hair. Maybe she did and maybe she didn't. But if she did, an American prime-time show can show it. What they can't show is just how the hair got there ;)
Priya
In article , "Sofya" wrote:
Sofya, haven't you been reading this thread? The series is full of incidents like this. As long as it is not overt, so that the young & innocent don't notice anything, then they can get away with it.
Tennant
Tennant:
Exactly. "The Nanny," aired on CBS, which is far more conservative than NBC, and they had some horribly raunchy jokes. It went right over the kids' heads, so it was fine; if you're more innocent you either didn't get the jokes or even notice there *was* one.
Jean (email address is blocked; I only use AOL for newsgroups)
In article , "Trigger" wrote:
It's right at the beginning of the tag, just after Ross apologises for being late, asks if she was sleeping, and she makes it dead clear that she was in bed for a very different reason. It's at 21:11 on the DVD.
Tennant
On Sat, 16 Feb 2002, Tennant Stuart stated this considered view. Waking from my doze, I hastily scrawled -
Your DVD player must be a good one of you can make out objects the size of a hair! :)
In article , Paul Hyett wrote:
It's good enough to show her thumb & index finger, which go up to her mouth, to close on a very thin object between the tip of her tongue & her lower incisors. Her hand then comes down again, the thumb & finger opening to throw away the object. It wasn't a pin to close her robe.
Tennant
In article , "Zorpidus" wrote:
Dead easy Zorpidus, it was the first thing I noticed... ;)
Tennant
"Paul Hyett" wrote in message news:[email]...
I'd really like to contribute to this thread, but I have no idea what the subject means (dumb German ;) )
On Fri, 15 Feb 2002 16:19:49 +0100, "Andr� Knoche" wrote:
We're trying to find the eindeutig-zweideutigsten dialogues or lines, if that helps. ;)
Speaking of which, can't remember which episode, but sometime soon before Rachel finds out about C&M, she enters Monica's bedroom and storms right out again:
Monica: I was taking a nap! Rachel: In *that* position???
:-)
Cheers, Jan.
On Fri, 15 Feb 2002 18:55:29 +0100, Jan Fischer wrote:
Monica: I was just testing the shower massager ...!
CleV wrote in message news:[email]...
This comment by Monica was in TOW The Dollhouse when Ross ran into the shower to put out the fire that Phoebe's dollhouse had made and barged in on Monica. Monica was trying to explain to Ross what she was doing!
On Sat, 16 Feb 2002 19:20:10 GMT, "Trigger" wrote:
Umm ... yes, I knew that.
In article , "Trigger" wrote:
She was lying, though.
Tennant
In article , Jan Fischer wrote:
That was the teaser for 504 "TOW Phoebe Hates PBS".
Tennant
Tennant Stuart wrote in message news:[email]...
Tennant, I just watched TOW Phoebe hates PBS and didn't see this scene. Are you sure that this is the Eppy that it is in?
Are
Yup it's before the titles and yes I'm sure I know the episode all too well.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel has just gotten home and is going through the mail. She finds something that's Monica's and goes over and knocks on her closed bedroom door.] Monica: (In a sexy voice) Come in. I've been waiting for you. (Rachel enters.) Rachel: Hi! I just wanna-(sees Monica)-Ahhh!!! Oh my God! (She runs out in horror.) Oh my God! Monica: (pulling on a robe) Okay, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I-I-I was um, I was taking a nap. Rachel: Since when do take naps in that position. Oh God Monica, tell me you were waiting for a guy! Please tell me you were waiting for a guy! Monica: Yes. Yes, I was. A guy. From work. (Thinks) I'm seeing a guy from work! Ha!
Always Coca-Cola (Who just got wrinkle free fax paper . . .shame he has no fax machine to put it in.)
In article , "Trigger" wrote:
Yep. Here's the complete teaser, as originally aired on NBC...
[Scene: Monica & Rachel's apartment, Rachel has just gotten home and is going through the mail. She finds something that's Monica's, so goes over to knock on her closed bedroom door.]
MONICA: (In a sexy voice) Come in. I've been waiting for you.
(Rachel enters Monica's bedroom, while we listen in the lounge.)
RACHEL: Hi! I just wanna- (sees Monica) -Ahhh!!! Oh my God! (She runs out in horror.) Oh my God!
MONICA: (pulling on a robe) Okay, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I-I-I was um, I was taking a nap.
RACHEL: Since when do you take naps in that position? Oh God Monica,
tell me you were waiting for a guy! Please tell me you were
waiting for a guy!MONICA: Yes. Yes, I was. A guy. From work. (Thinks) I'm seeing a guy from work! Ha!
RACHEL: (Gasps) That cute waiter guy from your restaurant, the one that looks like a non-threatening Ray Liotta?
MONICA: Uh-huh, that one!
RACHEL: Y'know what, just give me a second and I'll be out of your hair.
I'm just gonna grab a jacket. When I get back, I want every
little detail. (There's a knock on the door.) Maybe that's him.
(Goes to answer the door.)MONICA: (Panicking) Okay, umm, okay, umm- (Rachel opens the door to a couple of the guys.) It's just Joey & Ross.
RACHEL: Why aren't you guys at the movie?
JOEY: Well, we were! But Ross was talking so loud on his phone they threw us out!
ROSS: I had to talk loud because the movie was loud!
JOEY: (to Monica & Rachel) He's talking to London!
MONICA: But why?! Did he get in touch with Emily?
JOEY: Well no, not yet. He's calling everyone on her side of the family hoping that someone will help him get in touch with her.
ROSS: (on phone) I-I-I don't care if I said some other girl's name, you prissy old twit!
JOEY: Ross! Way to suck up to the family.
CHANDLER: (entering, happily, with a bottle of champagne, thinking that
Monica is the only one there) Ha-ha-ha- (He sees everyone is
there) -enh-enh. I'm so glad you guys are all here! My office
finally got wrinkle-free fax paper!It sounds to me as though you have a syndicated version, which has been cut. That's a shame, since it is one of their best teasers, and you don't want to miss a single glorious line.
Tennant
"Tennant Stuart" wrote in message news:[email]...
"Trigger"
It's too bad it was cut, but the last time I saw this ep, this entire scene was in it. Is this yet another difference depending on the side of the pond, or do they have an option of which version to air?
In article , "David Buehrle" wrote:
It seems as though the syndicators cut out different parts on different dates. That sounds inefficient, but it's what people report happening.
Tennant
Jan Fischer wrote in message news:...
Not just the most ambiguous (zweideutigsten) but suggestive (am andeutendsten?) phrase.
James
Double entendre (french) ---> Double meaning (Zu Doppeltes h�ren)
A phrase which when spoken is meant to be innocent, but can be read with a suggestive (sexual, usually) meaning.
"Paul Hyett" wrote in message news:[email]...
This has to be the best one, not only cause it has a few in the same scene, but because it was one of the funniest scenes in all of Friends. It comes from 306 "TOW The Flashback"
(Ross & Phoebe talking about Ross' wife leaving him since she is a lesbian)
Ross: Maybe this would've happened if I'd been more nurturing, or I'd paid more attention, or I... had a uterus. I can't believe this!
Phoebe: I know no, no, y'know you don't deserve this, you don't Ross. You' re, you're really, you're so good. (kisses him on the cheek)
Ross: Thanks.
Phoebe: And you're so sweet. (kisses him on the other cheek) And you're kind (kisses him on the lips)
Ross: Thanks. (kisses her on the lips)
(They pause, and they the start kissing passionately, and taking off each others clothes, and they start to lie down on the pool table.)
Ross: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Phoebe: Huh?
(Ross tries to clear off the pool table by knocking the balls to the other end of the table, but they all bounce back, and he frantically starts to throw them into the pockets.)
Phoebe: Okay, it's okay.
(Phoebe jumps on to the table and lays down, Ross follows her and hits his head on the light hanging over the pool table.)
Phoebe: Oh. (they start kissing again)
Ross: Wait, wait, wait.
Phoebe: What?
Ross: My foot is stuck in the pocket.
Phoebe: What?
Ross: No, I can't get it out.
Phoebe: Well, that's not something a girl wants to hear.
Ross: No, come on don't start. (they start kissing again) Ouch!
Phoebe: What?
Ross: Stupid balls are in the way. (holds up two balls)
(They both look at each other and start laughing (Lisa almost lost it there), and sit up. Ross hits his head on the lamp again.)
Ross: Oh well. It probably would've been the most constructive solution.
Phoebe: You have chalk on your face.
Ross: Huh? (the rest of the gang enters)
Phoebe: Oh, Ross you're right, I don't know why I always thought this was real grass.
Monica: Hey, are you okay?
Ross: My wife's a lesbian.
Joey: Cool!!
Chandler: Ross-Joey, Joey-Ross. (they shake hands)
Ross: Hi.
This whole scene is so funny I had to add the whole thing. Ross hitting his head, the 'double entendre' of "I can't get it out" and "stupid balls are in the way", how Kudrow almost loses it. And then a classic meeting of Joey and Ross ... cool! They are all great, but in my opinion this is the best one!!! (just my opinion).
Paul Hyett wrote in message news:...
okay, I've got some.
Rachel: Yeah. And y’know who should’ve shut their drapes? Is that perverted old couple two doors over.
Chandler: (looking) Is that a swing?
~~~
Monica: (noticing the bag Joey’s carrying) Oh great! Did you get a movie?
Joey: Uhhh, yeah. Yeah. But uh, I don’t think it’s the kind you’re gonna like.
Chandler: You didn’t get more movies that are gonna have us reaching for the tissues all night did you?
(Joey and Ross exchange looks.)
Joey: Sort of…
~~~
Monica: Hold on a second! What is that on her ankle?
Chandler: Her ankle is what you’re watching?
Rachel: Well it’s hard to tell… (Rachel gets up to get a closer look, only she’s having some trouble.) Oh God, if she would just stop moving.
Chandler: She’s just doing her job!
~~~
All of it is from 614, which I remembered cos Tennant recently posted it for me.
Priya
[email] (p r i y a) wrote in message news:...
Damn the aphostrophe. Here it is again without the garbled text.
Priya
In article , [email] (p r i y a) wrote:
Well, it's not easy when they both have artificial hips!
I originally thought that this was a dig against Chandler, but in the end I was persuaded that he had a go at Joey & Ross.
Lol!
YW
Tennant