Congrats Scally, you just got reported to your ISP!

I just thought I'd let you know. Here's what I wrote to them, enjoy:

Hello! I am a member of the newsgroup alt.tv.friends and I was disappointed to discover one of your subscribers has constantly violated the netiquette since ever they came into the group. You might also want to know they are also responsible of imposture of one well respected institution of the group, the Spoiler Police, which fights exactly what your subscribed has been doing. Because of them, an important number of users have decided to leave the group, and, needless to say, they're currently annoying a lot of people who in spite of all decided to stay. This is getting out of hand, and seriously has to stop. Enough is enough! Since they used a fake e-mail address to post their crimes, I'm sending you the only information I was able to get, in hopes you can find that person and do something about their actings. And if that means closing their account, then so be it.

Regards,

Adeline, a respectable user of Usenet and the Internet in general.

Here's the information I could collect:

Path: [address] [address] t-for-mail From: "Suddenly Scally" Newsgroups: alt.tv.friends,alt.tv.real-world,alt.tv.simpsons.snuh,rec.arts.tv Subject: I love Friends!!! Date: Sun, 14 May 2000 18:51:13 -0400 Organization: MindSpring Enterprises Lines: 39 Message-ID: NNTP-Posting-Host: d1.56.b6.2c X-Server-Date: 14 May 2000 22:57:04 GMT X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2314.1300 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.2314.1300 Xref: wanadoo.fr alt.tv.friends:87718 alt.tv.real-world:81857 alt.tv.simpsons.snuh:1972 rec.arts.tv:111618

Well done, Adeline...

You should have included the handles IHS and Inactivia in your letter as well. Scally is using these names to piss everyone else in this newsgroups. He's also posted to alt.tv.er and rec.arts.tv.

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Re: Question for Scally wrote in message news:8fpl3k$vqo$[email]...

and ...

Re: Scally's Moronic stunt to ruin Season Finale Spoilers!! wrote in message news:8fpg73$pju$[email]...

My God, you really are a hypocrite. hmmmm......

I see Joey and Beth S and Bart and Saruh and Rustle B and Snorky and all of you boys and girls out there!

Suddenly Scally "YABVMTMAIIVS" � Sirhan Sirhan, 2000

101 Things I Hate: # 44. Rosie O'Donnell - "I'm so obnoxious! I don't know how anyone enjoys me...!" Don't worry, Rosie. Nobody else knows either.

Suddenly Scally's Golden Shower Site of the Month for May, 2000: "Smegma" (It's pinga-lickin' good!) http://www.foreskin.org/smegma.htm

"(learn to take a joke, while you're at it)" - from none other than Brad Dancer LLOLOLOLLLOLOLO!

"Laura, look at how nasty and cynical Scally's sig is. He's pretending to be a teenaged fan of Friends, but I know for a fact that he's a middle-aged grump who absolutely hates Friends, used to make fun of it in his sig, and deliberately came here to see who he could upset. I've come across this fellow in several tv forums and he's pretty unpleasant. He has adopted the writing patterns of a young person in order to mock the teenaged fan base and called the plot twists"suspensful" and "fresh" in order to be sarcastic. He spoiled the final for you on purpose, and he's really enjoying the protests. I'm really sorry. Avoid reading his posts. He's not a well-intentioned person."

You may be right in that regard Scally, however, I am trying to resolve this for everyone. If you don't see that, well, then I guess there's nothing I can do.

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GIMME AN H! GIMME A Y! GIMME A P! GIMME AN O! GIMME A C! GIMME AN R! GIMME AN I! GIMME A T! GIMME AN E!

WHAT'S IT SPELL?

JADZIA2000! RAH RAH RAH!

I see Joey and Becky and Apu and Brenduh and all of you boys and girls out there!

Suddenly Scally "YABVMTMAIIVS" � Sirhan Sirhan, 2000

101 Things I Hate: # 44. Rosie O'Donnell - "I'm so obnoxious! I don't know how anyone enjoys me...!" Don't worry, Rosie. Nobody else knows either.

Suddenly Scally's Golden Shower Site of the Month for May, 2000: "Smegma" (It's pinga-lickin' good!) http://www.foreskin.org/smegma.htm

"(learn to take a joke, while you're at it)" - from none other than Brad Dancer LLOLOLOLLLOLOLO!

"Laura, look at how nasty and cynical Scally's sig is. He's pretending to be a teenaged fan of Friends, but I know for a fact that he's a middle-aged grump who absolutely hates Friends, used to make fun of it in his sig, and deliberately came here to see who he could upset. I've come across this fellow in several tv forums and he's pretty unpleasant. He has adopted the writing patterns of a young person in order to mock the teenaged fan base and called the plot twists"suspensful" and "fresh" in order to be sarcastic. He spoiled the final for you on purpose, and he's really enjoying the protests. I'm really sorry. Avoid reading his posts. He's not a well-intentioned person."

[email] wrote:

As a lurker, I thought I'd pop out and add that we had problems with Scally in alt.tv.homicide a year ago. I seem to remember the problems got personal when he attacked me for saying that Friends was the best comedy on TV (that was, of course, during season 5). His "101 Things I Hate About Friends" list spurred a few comments from me.

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Dear Zabe,

The part of your post with the links got cut off on my server. I put them back in for you.

NNTTM, HTH, HAND, DBAS

P.S. alt.tv.homicide has problems that get personal without me.

P.P.S. If you are so paranoid that you are constantly being attacked when somewon expresses a differing opinion from yours, maybe then you shouldn't launch into 500 word tirades because you didn't like something you read in a sig? JAT, YDHTTMA, ok bye.

(goes on won line) http://x42.deja.com/[ST_rn=ps]/getdoc.xp?AN=486013952&CONTEXT=958509186.1335 754783&hitnum=1

(goes on won line) http://x42.deja.com/[ST_rn=ps]/getdoc.xp?AN=486496324&CONTEXT=958509186.1335 754783&hitnum=9

I see Rachel and Frank and Joe and Ioluh and all of you boys and girls out there!

Suddenly Scally 101 Things I Hate: # 44. Rosie O'Donnell - "I'm so obnoxious! I don't know how anyone enjoys me...!" Don't worry, Rosie. Nobody else knows either.

Suddenly Scally's Golden Shower Site of the Month for May, 2000: "Smegma" (It's pinga-lickin' good!) http://www.foreskin.org/smegma.htm

"Laura, look at how nasty and cynical Scally's sig is. He's pretending to be a teenaged fan of Friends, but I know for a fact that he's a middle-aged grump who absolutely hates Friends, used to make fun of it in his sig, and deliberately came here to see who he could upset. I've come across this fellow in several tv forums and he's pretty unpleasant. He has adopted the writing patterns of a young person in order to mock the teenaged fan base and called the plot twists"suspensful" and "fresh" in order to be sarcastic. He spoiled the final for you on purpose, and he's really enjoying the protests. I'm really sorry. Avoid reading his posts. He's not a well-intentioned person." - claire abraham

On Tue, 16 May 2000 16:45:30 -0400, "Suddenly Scally" wrote:

[snip quote of Zabe, evidently from another ng]

[snip]

Why, Pamela, you've done it! Tell the truth: you contacted ol' Scals by e-mail and asked him to drop in and liven up the party, right?

Summoningly, Patrick

Just so you know Scally's favorite newsgroup is the real world, there are several of them in there that are buddies and we have had several problems with them

Patrick wrote in message ...

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middle-aged

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sarcastic.

Damn, Scally, you're a regular menace to society.

Dean Humphries rwote:

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problems

I think Adeline just heard her complaints were thrown out of court and now she's trying to get Tony Soprano to fix me and but good.

I see Rachel and Laura and Syrus and Leuh and all of you boys and girls out there!

Suddenly Scally 101 Things I Hate: # 44. Rosie O'Donnell - "I'm so obnoxious! I don't know how anyone enjoys me...!" Don't worry, Rosie. Nobody else knows either.

Suddenly Scally's Golden Shower Site of the Month for May, 2000: "Smegma" (It's pinga-lickin' good!) http://www.foreskin.org/smegma.htm

"Laura, look at how nasty and cynical Scally's sig is. He's pretending to be a teenaged fan of Friends, but I know for a fact that he's a middle-aged grump who absolutely hates Friends, used to make fun of it in his sig, and deliberately came here to see who he could upset. I've come across this fellow in several tv forums and he's pretty unpleasant. He has adopted the writing patterns of a young person in order to mock the teenaged fan base and called the plot twists"suspensful" and "fresh" in order to be sarcastic. He spoiled the final for you on purpose, and he's really enjoying the protests. I'm really sorry. Avoid reading his posts. He's not a well-intentioned person." - claire abraham

Well, we hooked up with his mom, and she's made of tougher stuff.

Dean Humphries rwote:

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Yeah, but she's three diaper craps away from a stroke. I bet I can take her on.

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I see Chandler and Al and Joe and Iduh and all of you boys and girls out there!

Scalfucious 101 Things I Hate: # 44. Rosie O'Donnell - "I'm so obnoxious! I don't know how anyone enjoys me...!" Don't worry, Rosie. Nobody else knows either.

Scalfucious' Golden Shower Site of the Month for May, 2000: "Smegma" (It's pinga-lickin' good!) http://www.foreskin.org/smegma.htm

"Laura, look at how nasty and cynical Scally's sig is. He's pretending to be a teenaged fan of Friends, but I know for a fact that he's a middle-aged grump who absolutely hates Friends, used to make fun of it in his sig, and deliberately came here to see who he could upset. I've come across this fellow in several tv forums and he's pretty unpleasant. He has adopted the writing patterns of a young person in order to mock the teenaged fan base and called the plot twists"suspensful" and "fresh" in order to be sarcastic. He spoiled the final for you on purpose, and he's really enjoying the protests. I'm really sorry. Avoid reading his posts. He's not a well-intentioned person." - claire abraham

You can't kill the truly evil.

I think we just made us some fwends. ZuhWuhFuh...SNUH!

"MNMARKO" wrote in message news:uGaBTYPw$GA.311@cpmsnbbsa09...

Who is "we" Michelle? You mean "you". You were a newbie in a.t.r-w and thought you could decide what the rules were and what people in a.t.r-w should to talk about. When we don't conform to what *you* want from a.t.r-w, you think "we" are having several problems?

You, ma'am, are on report and this report will be delivered to a.t.r-w's moderator Zachary Bandango. Expect an e-mail shortly.

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I see Ross and Tim and Sharon and all of you boys and girls out there!

Suddenly Scally 101 Things I Hate: # 44. Rosie O'Donnell - "I'm so obnoxious! I don't know how anyone enjoys me...!" Don't worry, Rosie. Nobody else knows either.

Suddenly Scally's Golden Shower Site of the Month for May, 2000: "Smegma" (It's pinga-lickin' good!) http://www.foreskin.org/smegma.htm

"Laura, look at how nasty and cynical Scally's sig is. He's pretending to be a teenaged fan of Friends, but I know for a fact that he's a middle-aged grump who absolutely hates Friends, used to make fun of it in his sig, and deliberately came here to see who he could upset. I've come across this fellow in several tv forums and he's pretty unpleasant. He has adopted the writing patterns of a young person in order to mock the teenaged fan base and called the plot twists"suspensful" and "fresh" in order to be sarcastic. He spoiled the final for you on purpose, and he's really enjoying the protests. I'm really sorry. Avoid reading his posts. He's not a well-intentioned person." - claire abraham

"Suddenly Scally" wrote in message news:8g1m2t$qh2$[email]...

No, I fear it's even worse than that for you.

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I see Ross and Al and Joe and all of you boys and girls out there!

Suddenly Scally 101 Things I Hate: # 44. Rosie O'Donnell - "I'm so obnoxious! I don't know how anyone enjoys me...!" Don't worry, Rosie. Nobody else knows either.

Suddenly Scally's Golden Shower Site of the Month for May, 2000: "Smegma" (It's pinga-lickin' good!) http://www.foreskin.org/smegma.htm

"Laura, look at how nasty and cynical Scally's sig is. He's pretending to be a teenaged fan of Friends, but I know for a fact that he's a middle-aged grump who absolutely hates Friends, used to make fun of it in his sig, and deliberately came here to see who he could upset. I've come across this fellow in several tv forums and he's pretty unpleasant. He has adopted the writing patterns of a young person in order to mock the teenaged fan base and called the plot twists"suspensful" and "fresh" in order to be sarcastic. He spoiled the final for you on purpose, and he's really enjoying the protests. I'm really sorry. Avoid reading his posts. He's not a well-intentioned person." - claire abraham

"Suddenly Scally" wrote in message news:8g1vjm$ila$[email]...

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Maybe. But it is worth the price?

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Her show got cancelled so is she probably very vulnerable right now. If I play my cards right, I bet I could get her to marry me, keep me in the country AND pow wow me five times in a row.

I wouldn't even need my fifi anymore.

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I see Monica and Frank and Neil and all of you boys and girls out there!

Scalfucious 101 Things I Hate: # 44. Rosie O'Donnell - "I'm so obnoxious! I don't know how anyone enjoys me...!" Don't worry, Rosie. Nobody else knows either.

Scalfucious' Golden Shower Site of the Month for May, 2000: "Smegma" (It's pinga-lickin' good!) http://www.foreskin.org/smegma.htm

"Laura, look at how nasty and cynical Scally's sig is. He's pretending to be a teenaged fan of Friends, but I know for a fact that he's a middle-aged grump who absolutely hates Friends, used to make fun of it in his sig, and deliberately came here to see who he could upset. I've come across this fellow in several tv forums and he's pretty unpleasant. He has adopted the writing patterns of a young person in order to mock the teenaged fan base and called the plot twists"suspensful" and "fresh" in order to be sarcastic. He spoiled the final for you on purpose, and he's really enjoying the protests. I'm really sorry. Avoid reading his posts. He's not a well-intentioned person." - claire abraham

On Thu, 18 May 2000 23:43:03 -0400, "Scalfucious say: Inviz have major bug up Po Po" wrote:

<with much snipping from yours truly>

Damn, Scals! It's nice to see your little typeface, baby, but snip! Snip, darlin', don't make me read through miles of quotes!

Your 'fifi'? Is this an artificial, er, part? The male equivalent of a vibrator?

In article , "maura" wrote:

I just want to point out that Scals' favorite newsgroup is the very active alt.fan.mrclean, and not alt.tv.real-world.

They can't deport Scals any more, he's an American citizen like the rest of us.

Mr. Hole

"holefamily1" wrote in message news:[email]...

Kinda like Elian?

*

On Thu, 18 May 2000 17:13:46 -0700, I think I saw holefamily1 write :

given the choice, i think scals would rather be deported than have to live with marieleysysisseses.

"ants in my sink" wrote in message news:0BYU4.19978$[email]... :

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Please Zachary, I beg you, take it easy on Miss Narco. Please use the love in your heart that you reserve for skanky dock womyn and be mersiful with her.

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On Thu, 18 May 2000 13:27:18 -0500, I think I saw "MNMARKO" write :

how do you know real world is his favourite newsgroup? i'm his *girlfriend* for godsakes and i didn't know that. you too must be very close.

My apologies for that inadvertent cross-post.

Sheepishly, Patrick

+AF2-Adeline rwote:+AP7-

and

you

+AF7-Woo hoo! Bubba here I come!! Pee.+AG9-

+AD4-P.S. My email address is [email]. Keep up the good work! The Global Usenet needs more like you! Hello.+A53-

[address]

[address]

I see Ross and Neil and Bart and Dinuh and Karl and Rustle B and David and all of you boys and girls out there!

Suddenly Scally "YABVMTMAIIVS" � Sirhan Sirhan, 2000

101 Things I Hate: # 44. Rosie O'Donnell - "I'm so obnoxious! I don't know how anyone enjoys me...!" Don't worry, Rosie. Nobody else knows either.

Suddenly Scally's Golden Shower Site of the Month for May, 2000: "Smegma" (It's pinga-lickin' good!) http://www.foreskin.org/smegma.htm

"(learn to take a joke, while you're at it)" - from none other than Brad Dancer LLOLOLOLLLOLOLO!

"Laura, look at how nasty and cynical Scally's sig is. He's pretending to be a teenaged fan of Friends, but I know for a fact that he's a middle-aged grump who absolutely hates Friends, used to make fun of it in his sig, and deliberately came here to see who he could upset. I've come across this fellow in several tv forums and he's pretty unpleasant. He has adopted the writing patterns of a young person in order to mock the teenaged fan base and called the plot twists"suspensful" and "fresh" in order to be sarcastic. He spoiled the final for you on purpose, and he's really enjoying the protests. I'm really sorry. Avoid reading his posts. He's not a well-intentioned person."