ATF 4/15 ep: What won't a guy do?

OK, another of those didn't-sleep-a-wink-and-my-mind's-gone-to-a-weird-place kind of questions. Final Season spoiler, folks....

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In, I believe, TOW Joey Speaks French Monica tells Chandler that "Shovelin' Joe" couldn't be the father of their adoptive child, because "you can't get pregnant doing that," Chandler asks, "The thing we hardly ever do, or the thing we NEVER do?" I feel fairly confident that I know what the two things are, and even which is "hardly ever" and "never."

In the next new episode (Don't know the official title), Phoebe's hubby "Crap Bag" freaks out when Phoebe starts talking about the thing he won't do in bed. Then when she whispers it to Joey, even he freaks out.

...Now, I've been wracking my not inconsiderably perverted imagination, and I cannot think of a single thing that a guy would say no to if a woman asked, at least if she asked nicely. Maybe it's just me. Anybody care to share?

"Emil Hoff" wrote in message news:yHwgc.986$[email]...

"never."

Heh..well those 2 are different questions...I believe both are related to anal and oral. For Monica/Chandler my guess is Monica hardly does oral and never anal. For the thing Mike won't do.... My guess is anal with strapon. Although I believe there is a statistic somewhere saying that only 50% of men will give oral....I'm fairly certain even less will take it up the ass. Plus Joey obviously didn't have a problem with oral or "being there for her" during his scientific study and that fruit basket girl.

For any further thought you would need to take it up with that old sex lady that's on another station.

Emil Hoff wrote:

having a second guy there

Emil Hoff wrote:

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You're not as perverted as you seem to think. Do a Google on "felching." And no, I wouldn't do it, either.

"drifter" <none> wrote in message news:[email]...

F#*K! I didn't know that kind of crap even had names. I doubt many would do that either, but I also don't think it was on the mind of the writers. Ugh..I've got to take a shower after reading that.

Yeah, sorry about that.