I see in the media that Brad and Jen have called in the vulchers...sorry lawyers to see who get's what in their joint $100 million fortune. So much for the marriage guidance sessions.
Christopher ++++++++++++ "The best way to keep one's word is never to give it."
Napoleon Bonaparte
Vultures.....and there are attorneys in the country who aren't vultures.
I'm hoping they still work things out and get back together. It's been done before. They are great together. ~~~ Kathy
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On Mon, 28 Mar 2005 21:20:44 -0800, "Kathy" wrote:
Yeah, few and far between though, Perry Mason being one--yes Kathy my sweet, I know he's not real. ;-) BTW What's the difference between a dead racoon in the road and a dead lawyer? Answer: The racoon has skid marks in front of it. ha ha ha
Maybe. But when it's got to the who gets what stage, it's generally past the point of no return.
Christopher ++++++++++++ "The best way to keep one's word is never to give it."
Napoleon Bonaparte
Christopher wrote:
Yep it's over. She's on the market again. It kind of destroys her changes for having children naturally doesn't it? I mean she's 36 right now. How long is she prepared to wait?
On Wed, 30 Mar 2005 09:11:40 +0200, Lambik wrote:
Till she wins an oscar for best actress. Brad will in the mean time marry Angelina and have 4 children. ;-)
Christopher ++++++++++++ "The best way to keep one's word is never to give it."
Napoleon Bonaparte
OK, let's think about this once. Let's imagine that Brad and Jennifer are at home, maybe in bed, probably naked, possibly covered in vegetable oil. I'll let someone else be the one to think about Brad going ultimate commando. I, myself, will shoulder the awesome and undoubtedly unpleasant responsibility of filling my mind with the nude image of arguably the most nearly perfect female form on this planet. So, there they are, in bed, naked, and Brad looks over at Jennifer (who is, as I may have mentioned, NAKED) and says to himself, "Ya know . . . I think I could do better!"
That sound you hear is my mind actually boggling.
On Thu, 7 Apr 2005 04:48:34 -0500, "drifter" wrote:
YUCK.
Narr, that's Tara Reid. ;-)
Then he think's of Angelina, and thinks yeah, young fertile and likes children more then an oscar.
Christopher ++++++++++++ "The best way to keep one's word is never to give it."
Napoleon Bonaparte
OK, how about whipped cream and chocolate? Honey? Tobasco Sauce?
She's got a REAL pretty face. Too bad she had her titties disfigured.
Does she have any of her own kids? I know she adopted at least one.
On Thu, 7 Apr 2005 19:52:48 -0500, "drifter" wrote:
YUCK, YUCK and YUCK. I'd much prefer a woman to have a post orgasmic glow with a light sheen of sweat. At least then I'd know I'd have got her revved up right. :-)
One incident shortly after she had them done gives a misleading impression. As it's been several week since she had the implants I bet they look just fine now. I wish I was in a relationship with her that enabled me to find out.
No and yes. But maybe Billy Bob had the problem. She's still in child bearing age, so maybe she'll have one of her own with Brad once they get married. From what the papers say she's getting real friendly with Brad. They apparently spent a long week end together at this exclusive hotel.
Christopher ++++++++++++ "The best way to keep one's word is never to give it."
Napoleon Bonaparte
Nah - you only have to recall a certain blonde guest-star from Friends S9-03... :)
On Fri, 8 Apr 2005 06:58:32 +0100, Paul Hyett wrote:
Ah yes, Dodo I think her name was. :-> Tara makes her look like a marine. This other blonde is a bit to tall for my taste, tara is an inch shorter then me, so she's just the right hight.
Christopher ++++++++++++ "The best way to keep one's word is never to give it."
Napoleon Bonaparte
lol
You must be thinking of Dido. :)
Actually, she'd be a very acceptable alternate. Quite attractive, and given her recent album sales, probably a lot richer than the younger Pfeiffer sister, too...
On Mon, 11 Apr 2005 07:06:26 +0100, Paul Hyett wrote:
Yes, Dido seems a quite comely looking woman going by her barefooted picture on the back of her latest album.
Christopher ++++++++++++ "The best way to keep one's word is never to give it."
Napoleon Bonaparte