(OT) Free Condo For Cubs Fan

Oct 16, 2003, 10:36 PM ET19 posts by 6 postersalt.tv.friends
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Free Condo For Cubs Fan to Extend Stay in South Florida to Six Months Thursday October 16, 5:49 pm ET

FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla., Oct. 16 /PRNewswire/ -- South Florida residents are stepping up to the plate to help Steve Bartman with everything from a free condominium on Fort Lauderdale beach to a job to airlines and limousine transportation. (Photo: NewsCom: http://www.newscom.com/cgi-bin/prnh/20031016/FLTH020 ) The new luxurious five-star condominium hotel, The Atlantic, is offering use of a $400,000 condominium for three months in addition to a three-month stay at the Holiday Inn Oceanside just up A1A in Pompano Beach. Both properties offer incredible beach views to help with the stress that Steve Bartman has been facing. He will fly on Spirit Airlines with two free round trip tickets from the Chicago O'Hare Airport to Fort Lauderdale.

Mr. Bartman, the Chicago Cubs fan, who is now famous for catching a foul ball Wednesday night, is also being offered free martinis at the Martini Bar, free dinners at the LuLu's Bait Shack in Beach Place and a free water taxi ride on the Fort Lauderdale Intracoastal Waterway.

The Cubs fan is the talk of the nation and the free six-month escape to South Florida is a way to keep the young man from avoiding the heat in Chicago. Extra steps will be taken so that he will have plenty of time to relax on the beach in Fort Lauderdale.

"I consider this guy a hero," said Daniel J. Melk, developer of The Atlantic. "To show our appreciation, we'd like to extend his visit to South Florida to include a three month stay at a five-star luxury condominium hotel where he can relax and escape the chills of Chicago."

Mr. Bartman is in seclusion; all he has to do is call the public relations firm providing the free package, Malkus Communications Group, at 954.523.4200. Additionally, Malkus Communications is sending a Western Union wire and FedEx to Mr. Bartman.

"Everyone in South Florida feels badly for Mr. Bartman and it's understandable that he has been traumatized, so our PR firm will help with his get-away to South Florida and he will be taken care of by local businesses," said Chuck Malkus, CEO of Malkus Communications Group.

A South Florida radio station, WZTA (94.9 FM) has offered Mr. Barton employment should he have an interest of relocating or working while he stays in South Florida. Morning show hosts Paul Castronovo and Ron Brewer say they'll work out good terms of employment should Mr. Bartman have an interest of relocating to South Florida.

The invitation is open and the loneliest Cubs fan may simply call 954.523.4200 to schedule his six-month excursion.

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Source: Malkus Communications Group
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ImKukie wrote:

Pardon my ignorance, but what's this to do with any of the groups you posted it to?

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I said OT silly. Actualy there was some talk about it in ER & to push it to the extream we were talking about there being rereuns on thursday because of baseball.... As for MAY, hardly anything is on topic there and thats ok because our group still rocks :-) I just thought the article was interesting because they are offering this guy all kinds of cool stuff because he made a fopa at a ballgame.

Personally I think its garbage he is getting so much flack for what he did. I mean after all if you are goign to blame someone for losing the game, blame the short stop who dropped the ball then kicked it!!!

Ok we now take you back to your regular programming.....

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ImKukie wrote:

oops, I didn't see that ;)

What did he do then? According to the article he caught a ball?

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He interfered w/ a play. Apparently (I didn't see it) the ball could have been caught by the cubs making it an out. Instead this fan reached over the fence/railing the potential out was instead a foul.

I was a former Marlins fan b4 Wayne sold the club. The Yanks have always had my respect for being a good strong dependable team. The Marlins are earning their way back. The new team has played hard. If they win the World Series, its going to renew the baseball fever in many of the scorned Florida fans.

Just 1 gals opinion. Kukie

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"ImKukie" wrote in message news:bn0vrb$s14r7$[email]...

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The fan did not reach over the railing. He just didn't see the player also trying to catch the ball

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ImKukie wrote:

Just to make this even more OT: how can Americans be arrogant enough to refer to their national championship as the World Series??

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Well it was sort of not really answerd in alt.tv.er read below for the response...

Very good question though. Kukie

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Cory wrote:

so "the world" = USA & Canada to you?

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Well "The North American Continent Series" just doesn't have the same ring to it does it????

:-p

Kukie

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ImKukie wrote:

They should just call it what is, "bunch-of-morons-hitting-a-ball-with-a-stick series"

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me wrote:

and that's why people on this side of the pond can't stand you lot :P

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Cory wrote:

Ok, calm down dude. 1) look closely and you will see a smiley. Any idea why it's there? 2) I was wondering whether there was any reason for the US referring to their national leagues in *American* football and baseball as "World Series" - how is that being arrogant? 3) f'up2p

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Cory wrote:

Yeah, I don't think so. For one, you won't find any national leagues over here being daft enough to refer to themselves as World Series

It means "follow-up to poster", which means "no more posts to the newsgroup, if you want to continue discussing this topic, email the poster about it" - your newsreader should have removed all the newsgroups and put my email address instead, when you clicked "reply".

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Cory wrote:

I don't.

Are they fuck. The only American sport event that airs in Germany is the Superbowl finale and it gets less than a million viewers. I think they don't even show the NBA over here anymore, except for very minimal coverage, which one could compare to CNN's world sports news. Having said that, the most popular sport worldwide still is football, or soccer as you call it. And that's going by the number of people who play it and the amount of money that's made with it

My intent was to not spam *three* groups with posts that couldn't be more off-topic and therefore are annoying to the regulars, but apparently you like to be annoying. Whatever. EOD. (That's end of discussion, there's nothing else to be said here, at least not from me)

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cookie dude wrote:

uh, the "world series" is only for Baseball. american football uses a different title for the championship. a little stranger but. ...

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GEESH!!! Lets talk about offended..... I am offended by the fact this thing has gotten so out of hand and is starting to smell like fire. Everyone needs to Chill, seriously.

If everyone who was offended by another individuals comments posted their response to the INDIVIDUAL (where it should be posted) and not to the NG I'd be willing to bet that things would get resolved a lot more quickly and the innocent by standers would not get dirty by the slinging mud.

Something that was intended as a joke (funny or not, appropriate or not) got way out of hand. Since I started this thread, let me apologize for the turn it took.

I ask that we take this as a reminder that if someone offends us, rather than shouting for the world to witness, we will take them aside & speak with them directly & personally so that things dont get so out of hand and can avoid affecting others by our comments.

Kukie

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