Chan: Hey ya! Chandler here! Could I BE more needed on this trip!! Who else would be able to take the piss so charmingly out of the others whilst they're still aboard that is!! I've included some quotes to a)make you laugh b)prove my point and c) win the judges' hearts with a little original Chandleresque!!!!!! <sniped the quotes, but they were good>
comment: good true excuse, but would the friends really want to keep someone in the baloon, who's made fun of them for all these years, when they have the chance to throw him out? Yet there's the chance that's he's entertaining them and keeping them sane with his quips while they prepare to be thrown off! So, Good excuse. Score: 7/10
Janice: I can't be thrown off the ballon! I can't, because while Chandler went to Yemen to discover a new fuel I thought I would start searching for something too, and I've been looking for a cure to aids, and I just found it! But unfortunently it is all on my head! And I gotta stay here, and somebody else gotta leave the ballon! Because either if the ballon crashes or if you throw me off, a lot of lifes won't be save! And the formula to the vaccine is just so complicated for somebody else to memorase it, I have to stay! If I stay I can prevent a lot of people from dieing!
Comment: how do you say no to that? :) um, okay, nothing in the show about it, but it could be very true... good link though. thought it was kinda cool excuse. Score: 6/10
Gunther: This is a message from Gunther. You have to promise me NOT to chuck RACHEL off the ballon! If you do I will be heart broken and be forced to chuck myself off the baloon!! So please, I don't care if you chuck me off, but please, save sweet Rachels life!! instead, why not chuck off Chandler? I mean he has that extra nipple which adds to the weight of the balloon! Or how about pheoby, or Ross!! (or that annoying control freak, Monica) But please, anyone but Rachel!
Comment: um, was that an excuse? feel free to chuck me off as long as you don't chuck rachel off? um, okay... By the by, Chandler ALREADY had his third nipple lobbed off. and you can't speel Phoebe. you have not shown why you should live, or how you would contribute to the group if you do live. so, the excuse, was crap! Score: 3/10 (I had to give something really)
So with the lowest points, Gunther has been chucked off the baloon. say bye bye! okay, the second round is now starting! I need new excuses, unrelated to the other one (if you can). I will judge these new excuses with out refering back to the round one excuses. So your round excuses no longer count in this debate. Gunther, you are invited to join me in the underworld to judge the next round.
feel free to debate my decision as you wish (if you can be bothered to)