Ode to SmellyCat

Oct 7, 200013 posts by 3 postersalt.tv.friends
13 posts

A stray cat a play cat came playing with me And taught me a song about alley cats free I owe this lithe spirit a gadzillion quatloons A debt I was issued through magickal runes The paying of this debt is important to me But can a cat cash a cheque without an ID

Yer Pal BirdTribe

* Nature is the most politically explosive issue in the world *

On Sat, 07 Oct 2000 06:02:31 -0400, BirdTribe discovered his/her life was empty without alt.tv.friends, and confessed their love in a poem. This is how it went:

This cat taught me to love all things And never eat food with a face But when I got pregnant with my bro's babies I was soon pounding meat with a mace

Lucky for me my good friend Joey Said to me when I looked so forlorn That he wouldn't eat his share of the meat Until those young babies were born

But when he came back from good ol' England I saw that look in his eyes He'd eaten meat - OK, just one steak But I'm sure he ate three more meat pies!

Not quite sure why I wrote that - I guess I just got caught up in the moment! :) This poem also solves the often asked question 'Who ate all the pies?'

Samantha Stein 'Veni, Vidi, Velcro' - I came, I saw, I stuck around.

AdelineSam Steinalt.tv.friends

Sam Stein wrote...

Gosh, you guys! This stuff is great! Is it okay if I submit it to Activia's site's songfic section, giving you both full credit?

And Sam, I am *soooo* sorry I haven't written you in *soooo* long! I will tomorrow afternoon, I promise.

Adeline. "Ooh, I have tasted my own medicine, and it *is* bitter!" - Phoebe Buffay, 'Friends'

On Tue, 10 Oct 2000 20:02:19 +0100, Adeline discovered his/her life was empty without alt.tv.friends, and confessed their love in a poem. This is how it went:

<snipped song/poemy things>

Well okie dokey then. :)

That's OK. I was wondering if you'd forgotten me! :) Nice to know you haven't!

Samantha Stein 'Veni, Vidi, Velcro' - I came, I saw, I stuck around.

AdelineSam Steinalt.tv.friends

Sam Stein wrote...

Thanks! =) Just waiting for BirdTribe's greenlight, now.

Of course I haven't forgotten you! And I felt kinda bad about not writing, too... (school sucks!!!) Ah, well, I have now. =)

Adeline. "Ooh, I have tasted my own medicine, and it *is* bitter!" - Phoebe Buffay, 'Friends'

There.. I had to dig the green light out of my bucket of glitter. Now you have it Adeline:) I would consider it an honor since smellycat probably can't cash a cheque for a gadzillion quatloons..heh

Yer Pal BirdTribe

* Nature is the most politically explosive issue in the world * Artworks, games, keys - visit http://www.birdtribe.net/
AdelineBirdTribealt.tv.friends

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Heehee, thanks. One more request though, do you still have it in your "sent" file? My stupid, stupid newsreader deleted it before I could save it. =(

Adeline. "Ooh, I have tasted my own medicine, and it *is* bitter!" - Phoebe Buffay, 'Friends'

A stray cat a play cat came playing with me And taught me a song about alley cats free I owe this lithe spirit a gadzillion quatloons A debt I was issued through magickal runes The paying of this debt is important to me But can a cat cash a cheque without an ID

Do I owe any "wierd" royalty payments and where do I send them?

Yer Pal BirdTribe

* Nature is the most politically explosive issue in the world * Artworks, games, keys - visit http://www.birdtribe.net/
AdelineBirdTribealt.tv.friends

BirdTribe wrote...

stupid

<snip>

Thanks a lot. =)

Well you don't *owe* any, but if you want to send me some anyway, be my guest! =)

Adeline. "Ooh, I have tasted my own medicine, and it *is* bitter!" - Phoebe Buffay, 'Friends'

On Thu, 12 Oct 2000 18:01:02 +0100, Adeline discovered his/her life was empty without alt.tv.friends, and confessed their love in a poem. This is how it went:

Ooh, I managed to guilt trip someone! :) I'll reply to your e-mail ASAP, but I'm spending all Satuday in France, and all of Sunday in Birmingham (as opposed to near London). Then I have an English coursework, and a french oral presentation to prepare, and a history essay.

Maybe I should get more organised?

Samantha Stein 'Veni, Vidi, Velcro' - I came, I saw, I stuck around.

AdelineSam Steinalt.tv.friends

Sam Stein wrote...

Hmpf.. Nothing to be proud of!

Got it, thanks. Monty Python impressions, huh? Oops, should I have kept this to myself? =)

I have to memorize the location and capital of every single country on the face of the planet by Saturday. That's the day after the day after tomorrow...

Yeah, maybe. But then so should I, so... forget about it. =)

Adeline. "Ooh, I have tasted my own medicine, and it *is* bitter!" - Phoebe Buffay, 'Friends'

On Wed, 18 Oct 2000 17:44:55 +0100, Adeline discovered his/her life was empty without alt.tv.friends, and confessed their love in a poem. This is how it went:

Well, I've never done it before, as I'm apparently very bad at it. (hehe)

Oh my god!!! Evil child!!!! I'm never gonna say anything ever again!!!!

Why exactly?

OK. But I've finished my presentation, and half my history so I'm almost there - I'll have to leave you behind!

Samantha Stein 'Veni, Vidi, Velcro' - I came, I saw, I stuck around.

AdelineSam Steinalt.tv.friends

Sam Stein wrote...

too...

Okay, congratulations. There, happy? =)

Bwahahahahahaha!!!

Aw, come on, it could be worse! You could be stuck halfway between the Earth and the Moon. =)

The dull, *dull*, DULL giant dumbass that teaches us Geography asked us to. Grrr...jerk!

Yay, good for you! =)

=(
Adeline. "Ooh, I have tasted my own medicine, and it *is* bitter!" - Phoebe Buffay, 'Friends'